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So I just went on my girlfriends ipad....
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NESpowerhouse
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
OP, how's the warranty on your TV?
Flintty
Member
I think I'd have lost control and blurted out something similar, you can't just sit there when she might be at it again.
Well handled so far OP, the very best of British luck to you sir!
PodcastFips
Member
Of course not, it's all predictable.
Dr. Feel Good
Banned
Can we get a summary for those just joining?
Great, now people are trying to psychoanalyze me.
I just try to treat people that I can't relate to (women, minorities, LGBTQIA+) with more weighted respect and sympathy since it's already so easy to empathize with people in my own social group, as this thread proves. Practically nobody tries to look at both sides of the issue when they can relate to being hurt by someone in a similar scenario to the OP.
Been in a relationship for 7 years this month (I'm 24). The things that have gotten closest to ending it are the secrets that come out of nowhere. Over the past two years of marriage we've tried to make it a habit to tell each other all of our temptations on an-almost daily basis. For example: me watching porn of other women or being tempted to cheat hurts her feelings and makes her feel insecure, but if I'm honest about what I'm thinking and what I've done all the time without springing it on her after like 6 months, it's not as devastating and we start to understand that we're both just filthy humans struggling constantly and desperately to not live in a lie as well as find ways to deal with our base urges. (I'm not including things she's done to me 'cause I don't have her permission.) Through all that, I think, real love and understanding and empathy comes through. I've got a lot of life yet to test that though.
OP, if nothing else, try on your next relationship to have conversations about honesty and personal desires whenever it arises. A lot of people most likely aren't up for it, but maybe you'll find someone who is.
Not's 6th Post.
Yeah, if I was that young and good looking I wouldn't even have a gf because I would be too busy slaying pussy all over the UK
PrivateWHudson
Member
It's pretty obvious that they won't be able to live together. The OP feels that she's a hot head, and she bailed as well. No point in dealing with the stress of dragging it out just because of some attachment to a rented space he's only been in for a year. Why deal with the potential of cops, lawsuits, and insurance just to prolong the inevitable a week or a month?
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
Cabbagehead
Member
Go get checked out OP. She's been around.
That picture is old now so no worries lol
Yeah I'd say we had a pretty open relationship, we were generally able to talk about everything.
I'm pretty easy going so conversation was never awkward or anything. I'm in agreement that good relationships need to be open, you should feel comfortable talking about everything.
So if you aren't happy about something you're able to talk about it, if the other person doesn't know a problem exists then nothing is going to change.
That was my point with her though, if I was doing something she wasn't happy about then she should have told me.
There's a couple on this site. Not bad, but he can do much better. Her loss imo.
FeenixRising
Banned
Now this thread evolved into people thirsting after OP.
SmackAttack
Member
*Finally gets of GAF today*
*Sees thread*
*Spends too much time catching up on said thread*
Wow, OP, I feel for you. Nothing much else to say that hasn't been said. You clearly deserve better, watch your valuables. and get checked out.
*Sees thread*
*Spends too much time catching up on said thread*
Wow, OP, I feel for you. Nothing much else to say that hasn't been said. You clearly deserve better, watch your valuables. and get checked out.
I can totally agree to this.
Post #2455
Awesome outcome, I'd say. Will give OP the motivation he needs to get up and about.
SilentRacoon
Member
OP's a fucking stallion.
OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.
So you mean this is OP and he is available?
So you mean this is OP and he is available?
LMAO
Well that explains a lot.
Better than that brief scare we had about 10 pages back with people getting doxxy.
Those aren't Pokemon... D:
Cabbagehead
Member
Sorry to tell you she has another phone. When she goes to take a long shower.....spooky!!
Hm, theres a bar across the street.
It's mostly university students in there, but whatever. Might just try my luck next week!
FlashbladeGAF
Member
OP had day off
OP's GF left her iPad at home
OP used iPad to browse (GF lets him use it)
OP opened up iPad to see a raunchy conversation with some dude and his GF leading up to her receiving a dick pick
1600+ posts of great "level headed" advice.
OP and GF share an apartment
OP decides to wait till tomorrow to confront the GF until after he gets more details on how to get out of the lease.
GF comes home
OP pulls a Lerooooooy Jenkiiiins and posts this:
OP, I've drawn you a new avatar.
FTFY
GAF grabs popcorn
GreatestHits
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alife
Member
As long as you trust each other and communicate, you'll be fine, bruh. Enjoy your relationship and by any reasonable means make her happy, and trust that she'll do the same for you.
Non-UK GAF, do you wish the sample the uttery finery of an Essex experience?
Next time you visit London way I would point you over to -
Steam & Rye, City of London
Coq d'Argent, City of London
Madison, One New Change, City of London
EDIT: Also Forge (previously Abacus), City of London.
Any Jewel Bar in Zone 1
SugarHut (TOWIE central, the epicenter of all that is Essex, but negative that it is actually IN Essex)
Any number of Shoreditch bars - Golden Bee, Boundary, even the Shoreditch House which has now gone down the shitter with the Essex invasion.
Thursday nights are guaranteed 100% hit-rate for the Essex train.
Next time you visit London way I would point you over to -
Steam & Rye, City of London
Coq d'Argent, City of London
Madison, One New Change, City of London
EDIT: Also Forge (previously Abacus), City of London.
Any Jewel Bar in Zone 1
SugarHut (TOWIE central, the epicenter of all that is Essex, but negative that it is actually IN Essex)
Any number of Shoreditch bars - Golden Bee, Boundary, even the Shoreditch House which has now gone down the shitter with the Essex invasion.
Thursday nights are guaranteed 100% hit-rate for the Essex train.
ShipTheCheese
Member
"I can't believe he doesn't trust meeeeee"
FOR GOOD FUCKING REASON.
OP, don't let her make you feel like the perpetrator. Like you said, if she was feeling unhappy about some parts of the relationship, she should have opened her fucking mouth and say something.
You got this, mang. Stay strong.
You da MVP, y'know dat rite?OP's a fucking stallion.
OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.
onepiecefan
Member
Wow 53 pages, probably be 100+ by the morning lol.
I have some quick reading material for you
http://nypost.com/2016/07/12/woman-uses-pokemon-go-to-catch-cheating-boyfriend/
StalkerUKCG
Banned
So here is the run down for people
- OP Has a 55" OLED TV and High End Gaming PC.
- OP Co-rents a property with his cock hungry GF
- OP casually uses the iPad and once he unlocks it he sees a conversation in which the GF has been getting dick picks from another guy and suggesting she wants to bounce on it.
- OP Diligently saves the conversation and emails himself.
- GAF spends an entire work day and 28 pages giving mostly great advice on how to deal with the situation
- OP Comes up with a plan to start removing his expensive items from the property during the day tomorrow before GF returns home at which point he will confront her using GAF's sages advice
- GF comes home and quickly grabs the iPad so she cant slyly see some more strange salami.
- OP Is overcome with rage and quips the timeless words "fancy seeing some more dick?"
- GF freaks the fuck out and retorts "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"
- GF runs to bathroom to contemplate how badly she fucked up (and/or) get some more of that big ass motobike dick
- OP talks to a door for a bit
- GF comes out of bathroom and pushes OP out the way and leaves
- OP is now alone
- GF is out in the wild, maybe getting taken to O town by Big Dig Mcgee.
- A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME - GF's friend sends OP the eloquently worded prose ""Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt""
- GF is seemingly staying with a local friend and spinning the story her way
Additional Material
- Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt"" translates as "Who do you think you are going down her stuff like that you cunt" Not common parlance but basically means "How dare you read her private messages like that"
- OP's GF is a typical "Essex's Girl" by all accounts. Example
Also it turns out OP has nothing to worry about as the gods carved him from pure sexy
GreatestHits
Member
U wot m8, is this a British joke or sumfink..
Judging from the pictures... we'd prolly both have to be on GHB... and MDMA. Then sure
So here is the run down for people
- OP Has a 55" OLED TV and High End Gaming PC.
- OP Co-rents a property with his cock hungry GF
- OP casually uses the iPad and once he unlocks it he sees a conversation in which the GF has been getting dick picks from another guy and suggesting she wants to bounce on it.
- OP Diligently saves the conversation and emails himself.
- GAF spends an entire work day and 28 pages giving mostly great advice on how to deal with the situation
- OP Comes up with a plan to start removing his expensive items from the property during the day tomorrow before GF returns home at which point he will confront her using GAF's sages advice
- GF comes home and quickly grabs the iPad so she cant slyly see some more strange salami.
- OP Is overcome with rage and quips the timeless words "fancy seeing some more dick?"
- GF freaks the fuck out and retorts "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"
- GF runs to bathroom to contemplate how badly she fucked up (and/or) get some more of that big ass motobike dick
- OP talks to a door for a bit
- GF comes out of bathroom and pushes OP out the way and leaves
- OP is now alone
- GF is out in the wild, maybe getting taken to O town by Big Dig Mcgee.
- A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME - GF's friend sends OP the eloquently worded prose ""Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt""
- GF is seemingly staying with a local friend and spinning the story her way
Additional Material
- Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt"" translates as "Who do you think you are going down her stuff like that you cunt" Not common parlance but basically means "How dare you read her private messages like that"
- OP's GF is a typical "Essex's Girl" by all accounts. Example
Also it turns out OP has nothing to worry about as the gods carved him from pure sexy
Lol, amazing.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Is she avin' a giggle?
OP's a fucking stallion.
OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.
Yeah he can become a fucking model
Honestly I live down the block from a home depot I would have changed the locks hours ago.
Cabbagehead
Member
Yeah you're right what the hell are you doing OP? Get that part time modeling gig going. You fresh.
Get that modeling crowd magnet going, better options.
The picture are generic chav. Not Essex girl. They look like Valley girls.
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