thecouncil
Banned
A Happy Games intern crashes into the office's most private room, sweating profusely.
Pet..., I mean, Sean. Sorry. Reddit has compiled a definitive list of all the missing features in No Man's Sky. NeoGAF has picked up on it too. I think theyre catching on.
Peter Molyneux pulls his beautiful, bearded Sean mask back over his face. He takes off his shoes and puts on a flannel shirt.
I told you never to bother me during my creative process. How do you expect me to create and memorize all these new lies if you keep interrupting?
I'm sorry. What should we do about the NeoGAF, sir?
Tell them the truth. Tell them that I've never lied.
Yes, my master.
The intern closes the door, runs back to his computer, and logs onto NeoGAF as thecouncil:
Pet..., I mean, Sean. Sorry. Reddit has compiled a definitive list of all the missing features in No Man's Sky. NeoGAF has picked up on it too. I think theyre catching on.
Peter Molyneux pulls his beautiful, bearded Sean mask back over his face. He takes off his shoes and puts on a flannel shirt.
I told you never to bother me during my creative process. How do you expect me to create and memorize all these new lies if you keep interrupting?
I'm sorry. What should we do about the NeoGAF, sir?
Tell them the truth. Tell them that I've never lied.
Yes, my master.
The intern closes the door, runs back to his computer, and logs onto NeoGAF as thecouncil:
Sean never lied. Hes nothing like Peter Molyneux and its very disrespectful to say such a thing. Happy Games is very indie right now.