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[Two Words]

Hair perk:
Never go bald/have thinning hair
Never have a regressing hairline
Never have damaged hair
Never have to shampoo/condition hair
Never get white/grey hairs
Have any hairstyle for the length of hair you have.
Have your hair not grow beyond your desired length.


Teeth perks:
Always have perfectly white teeth (not comically fluorescent white)
Always have perfectly straight teeth (not comically fake looking teeth)
Never have any sort of dental issues
Never have any tooth/gum pains
Never have bad breath
Never have to brush teeth or floss

Choose.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Hair. But Ill take the greys.

 

[Darkman M]

Teeth easily, hair isn't that important to me.

 

[Finalizer]

Teeth. I can do without hair, but never having to worry about fucked-up teeth would be wonderful.

 

[DonMigs85]

Hair, as long as my teeth don't get worse than they are now

 

[veryslowhand]

Teeth, I already have good hair and not going to the dentist ever more would be great.

 

[Two Words]

Hair, as long as my teeth don't get worse than they are now

You get no guarantee on the health of your teeth if you choose hair.

 

[Rentahamster]

From a practical point of view, there are effective solutions to all of the dental problems, and they end up being cheaper in the end, so hair would be the better choice (as long as you value the aesthetics of each equally). Not by much, though.

 

[KarmaCow]

Teeth for sure. There's nothing comparable to tooth pain with hair.

 

[BoosterDuck]

Those hair perks sound like I'll have to keep going to the barber for a cut, so I'll go with teeth since the perks eliminates some daily routines.

 

[capitalCORN]

My hair is guaranteed by my genes. Rather take insurance on my teeth, Wanna eat asado till the day I die.

 

[Night Hunter]

Teeth. Looking at the male members of my family, hair wise I'm pretty much set for life.

 

[Kas]

Teeth.

Ive all but stopped eating at one point in my life because I had two broken, infected molars at the same time.

And I'm still dealing with a broken molar. This is my third one.

I'm honestly to the point where I just want them ripped out and fake one's implanted.

 

[old]

Teeth

Good hair max costs $500 from a top stylist. A great smile, depending on work needed could cost well over $100,000 with implants, crowns, root canals, braces...etc. I know a few who have spent more on their teeth than their car.

Also bad hair be fixed with a hat. Tooth problems can sometimes be so painful they ruin your enjoyment of life.

 

[Two Words]

Teeth. Looking at the male members of my family, hair wise I'm pretty much set for life.

Balding is passed by you mother's father.

 

[clav]

Too easy.

Teeth since society thinks they are a reflection of health.

If you have teeth problems, you can't eat.

 

[Moze]

I'm British so teeth.

 

[Hollycat]

Hair for sure. I can brush my teeth and be careful to keep them nice and healthy, but tangles, flat hair, frizz and styling are big deals. I want the perfect hair for me.

 

[Pagusas]

Teeth, so I never have to have that fucked up dream of my teeth cracking and falling out again.

 

[Media]

Teeth. I lost mine as a minor due to abuse. All of them. Dentures are not fun when you are 18, much less fun when you are 35.

 

[Darkman M]

With perfect teeth id stay cheesing in every chick face I meet all day lol

 

[SolarPowered]

Teeth and I was terrified when I started balding to boot. Never having to worry about dentist bills, surgeries and other problems like those would be a godsend. Some girls dig baldies, but missing teeth must be a much more obscure fetish.

 

[Voidguts]

teeth all day every day, dental work is stupid expensive in america & i already buzz my head.

 

[Professor Lich]

Teeth all the way. I'd rather wear a hat than use dentures.

 

[Maxinas]

Teeth, fuck dentists, fuck toothaches, and fuck cavities.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Tooth care is more expensive than hair care by a factor of 100. By sheer economics alone I choose teeth.

 

[L4DANathan]

Balding is passed by you mother's father.

...Is this an actual genetic thing? Because it would make sense why I'm balding then.

On topic, teeth for sure. So much more effort goes into them than hair. There's a million ways around the hair issues as well. You can decide to start rocking the gray/balding look, get a toupee, wear hats, etc.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Teeth, i don't have many left thanks to sugary drinks as a kid and rugby as a teen.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Teeth.

Bald is beautiful.

 

[Night Hunter]

Balding is passed by you mother's father.

Like I said, I'm good in that department. Actually I can't think of ANY male relative who suffers from baldness. My maternal grandfather is going towards 90 and still has grey hair actually, not white.

 

[Transhuman]

I have perfect hair and teeth already

 

[Two Words]

...Is this an actual genetic thing? Because it would make sense why I'm balding then.

Yeah. It is largely passed via the X chromosome, which is from your mom. And she got that from her dad.

 

[GuessMyUserName]

Teeth. I don't mind fixing up my hair, while taking care of your teeth is a constant routine in your day that I would not miss at all. And yeah dentists.

 

[Clockwork5]

Teeth. Easy.

Your hair won't cause you health problems, incredible pain or giant bills in the mail.

 

[Sawneeks]

Teeth all the way. I brush, floss, don't drink soda or sugary drinks and my teeth are still falling apart. According to a couple Dentists I've talked to it's genetic, my parents both had horrible teeth and I'm doomed to follow them.

Just had my 3rd root canal a few days ago, fuck having bad teeth.

 

[Switch Back 9]

Teeth without a doubt. Wigs, good beard... being bald ain't shit. Especially when you rockin a beauty smile.

 

[Five]

Hair! I put so much work into my hair it's almost insane. Countless hours of blow drying, straightening, brushing, coloring. I love my hair but if I could get it to look the way it does now without working on it then I'd save five hours a week on average.

Teeth are so easy to brush and floss in comparison.

 

[Sesha]

I am equally bothered by both my hair and my teeth, both with unfixable problems, so I don't know, honestly. Teeth, maybe.

 

[Fades]

Teeth for sure. I always shave my head anyway, and I actually kind of like the way my hairline is progressing.

 

[Clockwork5]

Hair! I put so much work into my hair it's almost insane. Teeth are so easy to brush and floss.

And then they still rot and cause you so much pain you wish you were dead.

 

[The Chosen One]

Teeth by default.

Because I pretty much have work-free/flawless hair. I'm in my late 30s, and my hairline is still the same as it was when I was a teenager. No gray hairs yet. I only need to go to a barber every 4 months or so to keep it short and work-free. And even when it gets long, it only takes 20 seconds with a hair pick to get it presentable.

My teeth on the other hand... My front/visible teeth look good, but in the back, it's a mess. I wish I took better care of my molars when I was younger. I'm paying the price (literally) for it right now.

 

[wenis]

Already got the flawless hair so lets get those teeth.

 

[F0rneus]

Teeth is by far the most important. This is a no brainer.

 

[99Luffy]

Hair easily.

I get a haircut every 1.5 weeks and it takes a good hour out of my day when I do. Ideally though Id actually get a haircut every week cause thats when it grows half a guard size.

 

[Two Words]

Hair easily.

I get a haircut every 1.5 weeks and it takes a good hour out of my day when I do. Ideally though Id actually get a haircut every week cause thats when it grows half a guard size.

I'm gonna buff hair with a perk like this.

 

[Clockwork5]

i wonder how old the people who say "hair" are...

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Right now I choose hair because my hairline has started to recede (I'm 20)

Teeth is the most logical choice tho.

 

[Spenny]

Teeth. My hair will be fine thanks to my op hair genetics.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Maaan, I guess teeth since I already have a great head of hair, and because I've always hated the way my teeth look.

 

[nabe_shogun]

hair, because its currently falling out.

I already have decent teeth. Sure they're not as white as they could be, and I had to have braces in jr high, but they're straight enough now.
But on the plus side, I've never had a cavity or wisdom teeth. So I'd say they're good enough.