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NFL 2017 Offseason thread |OT2| - I Mean Look What Our Teams Did For Us!

Jarnet87

Member
I've got a formula to discover the answer to this question:

Divide practice reps each QB earns by number of picks thrown in practice leading up to the game each week. This is your first number.

Subtract touchdowns thrown in game minus picks thrown each week. This is your second number. If this number the number of touchdowns exceeds the picks thrown then you have something to look forward to. Average these numbers divide by two then look at the QB rating. If it's below 84 trade the guy that sucks.

Stop being a Negative Ned Slo and start looking at this another way. If one guy sucks trade him for a draft pick or something else.

Mike Glennon is on the GM because he signed him to the deal. Mitch Trubisky as well due to trading all those picks. The coaches are there to win games and keep their jobs.

Going by the Trubisky pick and the Clausen pick, I don't think John Fox has ever been given any decision in drafting
 
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet

Ex-#Titans CB Jason McCourty had dinner with #Browns coaches & brass last night & visiting the facility today, per source. Taking a physical
· May 16, 2017
Wonder if they had any conversations about him trying FS? 🤔🤔
 

bionic77

Member
The NBA is shit, you Trumper.

You must love how well your Celtics are doing!!!

A lot of lying and disrespect in this thread tonight.

That was painful watching that goon knock the Wizards out. The best thing I can say about the Celtics is that they are not actually evil and Trumpers like the Pats. But I still hate them and hope they get swept by the Cavs.

The Celtics have to wait until next year to make it to the Finals when Ball is going to take the Lakers back to the promised land. If he does that I will buy his sneakers.
 
Hey BG.

How things on the ground floor?

Shit is magnificent on the rooftop today.
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A lot of lying and disrespect in this thread tonight.

That was painful watching that goon knock the Wizards out. The best thing I can say about the Celtics is that they are not actually evil and Trumpers like the Pats. But I still hate them and hope they get swept by the Cavs.

The Celtics have to wait until next year to make it to the Finals when Ball is going to take the Lakers back to the promised land. If he does that I will buy his sneakers.

But with the Celtics winning the lottery tonight, Ball will go to Boston 🤔.
 

Tall4Life

Member
But with the Celtics winning the lottery tonight, Ball will go to Boston <span class="emoji-outer emoji-sizer"><span class="emoji-inner" style="background: url(chrome-extension://immhpnclomdloikkpcefncmfgjbkojmh/emoji-data/sheet_apple_64.png);background-position:56.25000000000001% 70.83333333333334%;background-size:4900%" data-codepoints="1f914"></span></span>.

We aren't getting Ball

In my dreams we get #1 and get Fultz, and then whoever's #2 gets Ball, and Lakers are 4th
 

bionic77

Member
But with the Celtics winning the lottery tonight, Ball will go to Boston &#129300;.
That would be hilarious at Ball going to Boston.

His dad would just start a 24/7 shitfest at the team, the city, the fans and the other players until either he destroyed the team from within or he got his wish and went to the LA Lakers via trade.

I am 100% ok with this!

I was also ok with his dad saying he would destroy Jordan on the court in his prime. I knew then that he was a straight shooter!
 

Fox318

Member
I heard on the radio yesterday that Big Baller just hit there 300th pair sold. Take that Nike!

Considering the shoes, website, and marketing look like Lavar did it they probably made over 100,000 so far.

Now when Lonzo breaks his ankle wearing those shoes will be the big test.
 

Bread

Banned
Ok it's time to put the rumors to rest.

It's true, Breadstream LLC has been purchased by Big Ballers Brand. I am happy to report that this deal made me very rich, and I used most of the money to buy myself pairs of authentic Big Ballers Brand Basketball Boots. They are the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn and they made me hit every shot off the backboard swish. Thank you Lavar, you will lead the streaming service formerly known as Breadstream to the promised land!
 
Considering the shoes, website, and marketing look like Lavar did it they probably made over 100,000 so far.

Now when Lonzo breaks his ankle wearing those shoes will be the big test.

The show I was listening to guessed that with shipping manufacturing and marketing that they were making around $50 per shoe, so like $15k so far in profits but who knows. To make $100k so far they would need to be making $333 profit per shoe. Gonna take a lot of shoes to match the $10m he could have gotten in a shoe contract.


Edit: So bread is it now Big Ballers stream, cause that sounds like something very different.
 
Its really sad how little credit I get for always being right.

It's hard to appreciate you when we are in the darkest timeline. First Trump and now Sega is allowing people to create their own characters in the newest Sonic; if you think an animu controlled world is bad you don't want to see what a Sonic fanbase controlled world will look like in 3 years time.
 

Fox318

Member
The show I was listening to guessed that with shipping manufacturing and marketing that they were making around $50 per shoe, so like $15k so far in profits but who knows. To make $100k so far they would need to be making $333 profit per shoe. Gonna take a lot of shoes to match the $10m he could have gotten in a shoe contract.


Edit: So bread is it now Big Ballers stream, cause that sounds like something very different.

Based on the website it looks like they got some 40 something year old tech to build a website and Lavar took pictures after working with a local screen printing company to make some shirts.
 
ESPNs Mike and Mike appears to be ending.

Being replaced with "Lavar Ball in the Morning".......but seriously, Mike & Mike is ending
 

Sanjuro

Member
ESPNs Mike and Mike appears to be ending.

Being replaced with "Lavar Ball in the Morning".......but seriously, Mike & Mike is ending

Ninja Scooter suggested the program be called "Ball Don't Lie".

Despite his recent banning, he will remain executive producer along with Quincy Jones.
 
So I most definitely lied about Sucide squad, it was garbage. BvS was decent. But you guys can trust me on this one, Wonder Woman is the new hotness &#128527;&#129303;

Trust me fam
 

Beach

Member
Glad Beth Mowins is getting a chance on the National Stage. She didn't do too bad being the Raiders play by play during the preseason
 
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