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[Rktk]

I've noticed that whenever I am standing, say next to a kitchen counter or when I'm at the sink brushing my teeth, I have a tendency to lean in with my crotch resting on the edge of the work surface. This provides me with additional balance, it's like having a third leg.

Since I've become aware of it I've been trying to cut back and also watch out for other people but as yet I haven't seen any fellow crotch-leaners, so the question is are you out there? Did you notice?

 

[rekameohs]

Dick.

 

[Valkerionseven]

This was a genre of porn in Japan a few years ago (Still is but not as popular)

congrats op!

but no I don't do this.

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

🎶 Lean on me. When you're not feeling strong 🎶

 

[Username1198]

Are you trying to say I have a micro dick because I don't lean?

 

[L Thammy]

I rub my dick on tables.

Are you trying to say I have a micro dick because I don't lean?

If you can't participate in a three legged race by yourself then you have a micro dick.

 

[The Sum of Zero]

Waiting on that Code Geass image/gif.

Edit:

There we go.

 

[blame space]

If my balls aren't on the table it's a special occasion.

 

[ffdgh]

Can't say I do.

 

[Pbae]

Is that you Nina Einstein?

 

[Monocle]

Wait, are you saying there's another use for tables?

 

[Clydefrog]

This was a genre of porn in Japan a few years ago (Still is but not as popular).

🤔

 

[lucebuce12]

This was a genre of porn in Japan a few years ago (Still is but not as popular).

🤔

 

[Earthbound64]

No.

Lean on me. When you're not feeling strong

That's not how it goes.

 

[makingmusic476]

 

[hydruxo]

I can't tell what the hell is happening in this gif lmao

so shes fucking the edge of the table?

 

[Servbot24]

I do this too OP. I bounce against it as well!

 

[How About No]

...I don't feel comfortable answering that question...




...but yes I do.

nowhere near as enjoyable for guys tho :|

I can't tell what the hell is happening in this gif lmao

t-table-kun...

 

[SynthFetish]

For balance? I don't.....what???

 

[TissueBox]

Man shoulda been first post!

 

[jwk94]

OP, why are you leaning instead of standing? I'm so confused.

What is going on in this gif?

 

[Amagon]

OP, why are you leaning instead of standing? I'm so confused.



What is going on in this gif?

A miserable pile of kawaii.

 

[Dereck]

 

[Rentahamster]

Third leg indeed.

 

[Rktk]

Yes I am talking about balance, although the sex with tables as a genre is intriguing.

I do this too OP. I bounce against it as well!

...I don't feel comfortable answering that question...
...but yes I do.

I knew I wasn't alone! Yes I do bounce.

OP, why are you leaning instead of standing? I'm so confused.

It's kind of like how after standing for some time you might lean against a wall, takes the pressure off. This is almost the same, you allow your body to lean foward and your weight to be partly supported by your crotch.

 

[ffdgh]

Those other gifs from that florida thread weren't enough I see lol.

 

[.JayZii]

What tasteful direction.

 

[remz]

What tasteful direction.

Code Geass is nothing if not tasteful, surely.

 

[Secret Fawful]

I do this a lot. It just hurts my back to stand straight up all the time.

 

[akira28]

she is transforming into a werewolf.

edit: I only do this against wide low counters. the immobility of them is just so tempting.

marble and stone are the best to press against.

 

[Dreadnought]

What the hell have I walked into

 

[How About No]

What the hell have I walked into

a table

 

[Barkley's Justice]

I also pee in sinks!

 

[akira28]

What the hell have I walked into

you..do you press bro?

 

[antibolo]

Code Geass is still unmatched almost a decade later.

 

[QisTopTier]

In this thread people are learning about a pretty common masterbation method for women LOL

 

[KyleCross]

In this thread people are learning about a pretty common masterbation method for women LOL

It can't possibly be that common.

 

[Patrick S.]

Damn, is there anything that's NOT a porn genre in Japan?!

 

[dab0ne]

only on the pews at church. Perfect height.

 

[Hypemaster]

my dude what?

 

[Escape Goat]

This is how you exercise your full Member status, huh?

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Mannn you didn't even draw your junk in the picture. Or did you?

Trumps impeachment on the table. This dudes junk on the table. It's gonna break.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Yes, I hump tables too OP.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

These reactions to the Nina gif are hilarious.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

I've broken tables in two this way.

 

[Escape Goat]

I've broken tables in two this way.

Pure balsa wood, baby!

 

[Living Proof]

I noticed myself doing this a few times lately-- it's not a habit I recall ever doing, but I was signing something at a desk and found myself leaning into it, and have caught myself doing it a couple times after that.

Wouldn't really say I'm aiming to press my dick into tables; though. I just kind of lean into them. It could be my belly or my hips/waste

Haven't checked for others doing this, I really don't care either way. As long as I don't start slapping my junk down like a bag of coins on surfaces I think it's a harmless action

 

[yanipheonu]

Nah man, Ass to Wall is my scene.

 

[Patrick S.]

I just remembered, back in school there was this girl with super awesome boobs, and she would always rest them on her desk. When you talked to her, she would stay that that way while looking in your eyes, the little teaser. God, she was so hot. And she had a lovely name; Ariscaya.

 

[finowns]

It's probably your posture op. Look into exercises that will strengthen/protect your back