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[How About No]

Nah man, Ass to Wall is my scene.

 

[Rktk]

This is how you exercise your full Member status, huh?

I've been keeping it strong since since '09 but I felt this warranted my first thread.

Mannn you didn't even draw your junk in the picture. Or did you?

That would be filthy.

It's probably your posture op. Look into exercises that will strengthen/protect your back

My posture is pretty good but I certainly do not do much excercise, I should look into that.

 

[Media]

In this thread people are learning about a pretty common masterbation method for women LOL

I have never used a table for masturbation and I don't know any other women who have. That would fucking hurt. Not to mention make you sore as fuck. Ugh, hurts just thinking about it.

 

[Anticol]

I've been keeping it strong since since '09 but I felt this warranted my first thread.

You've been thinking about this topic for almost a decade?

Wtf hahah

 

[Breads]

We call that the Code Geass.

 

[Chuckie]

I have never used a table for masturbation and I don't know any other women who have. That would fucking hurt.

Not the one with the rounded edges

Spoiler

I have no idea what I am talking about. I don't know any women that ever used a table

Not to mention make you are as fuck.

I have a hard time reading this sentence.

 

[Messofanego]

I'm genuinely confused and the drawing doesn't help. Do you lean your junk against the table? I need a video of this lol.

 

[Media]

Not the one with the rounded edges

Spoiler

I have no idea what I am talking about. I don't know any women that ever used a table

I have a hard time reading this sentence.

The new android autocorrect keeps fucking me. 'Sore as fuck.'

 

[UnemployedVillain]

What tasteful direction.

CODE GEASS WAS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE

 

[Chuckie]

The new android autocorrect keeps fucking me.

What an asshole. Tell it to go fuck a table!

 

[parrotbeak]

I do this. I catch myself sometimes but probably do it unconsciously without noticing all the time. No one says anything or treats me like a creep so it's fine. Also it's not arousing but ya my dick is behind the layer of pants and up against my coworkers' desks, the coffee bar, takeout counters--pretty much any waste high surfaces where I might stand for a few minutes can get it.

 

[Media]

What an asshole. Tell it to go fuck a table!

That'll show it.

 

[disappeared]

Maybe once in a while if I'm leaning close to the mirror in the bathroom.

Like in public? Ew, no. Like do I walk up to say hi to people at a patio table and just hunker down and drop my crotch onto the table? the fuck?

Nah man, Ass to Wall is my scene.

Now that's something I can subscribe to.

 

[Rktk]

I'm genuinely confused and the drawing doesn't help. Do you lean your junk against the table? I need a video of this lol.

In essence yes, I will provide a video or more elaborate drawing.

 

[Einchy]

One time I did this and the table shocked my dick.

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

No I just wrap my dick around my neck like a scarf.

 

[gutter_trash]

I hate anime so much

 

[Grazzt]

No I just wrap my dick around my neck like a scarf.

try wrap it around the desk next time

 

[notaskwid]

Sometimes.

 

[Verelios]

I just remembered, back in school there was this girl with super awesome boobs, and she would always rest them on her desk. When you talked to her, she would stay that that way while looking in your eyes, the little teaser. God, she was so hot. And she had a lovely name; Ariscaya.

This sudden remembrance is anime as fuck.

 

[Theorry]

No dont be weird.
I rub against it tho.

 

[Porcile]

I can't do this anymore because many times in the past the sheer weight damaged a lot of tables. I would say this started happening when I joined GAF.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Sure, why not.

 

[ManUnkindH]

If the table or counter or whatever is at the right height, yes I do.

 

[Aske]

I hate anime so much

 

[massoluk]

I.... I came for this

No pun intended

 

[MMarston]

right on time

 

[disappeared]

 

[eizarus]

Tables should have cup holders designed for your balls.

 

[womfalcs3]

Tables should have cup holders designed for your balls.

I wear briefs.

 

[Messofanego]

In this thread people are learning about a pretty common masterbation method for women LOL

Receipts?

 

[The Illiterati]

I'm really bothered by the fact that I watched this whole series last year for the first time and can't remember this scene at all. Like anything even remotely like it. When did this take place???

 

[Kenstar]

I'm really bothered by the fact that I watched this whole series last year for the first time and can't remember this scene at all. Like anything even remotely like it. When did this take place???

Table-kun made his debut in ep 12

 

[Kitsunebaby]

In this thread people are learning about a pretty common masterbation method for women LOL

As a woman who masturbates a lot (and I mean a lot) I don't think this is true. I mean, it's hardly ideal for clitoral stimulation.

 

[QisTopTier]

As a woman who masturbates a lot (and I mean a lot) I don't think this is true. I mean, it's hardly ideal for clitoral stimulation.

Corners of stuff isn't always used but grinding in general isn't all that uncommon. Obviously there are a lot better methods/tools available.

The girls that shared stories with me said they did it more in their experimental phases of figuring things out but a few liked up to that point still.

 

[disappeared]

As a woman who masturbates a lot (and I mean a lot) I don't think this is true. I mean, it's hardly ideal for clitoral stimulation.

Lot of people thinking insertion equals instant stimulus.

 

[CountAntonius]

As a woman who masturbates a lot (and I mean a lot) I don't think this is true. I mean, it's hardly ideal for clitoral stimulation.

I was thinking it seems a bit rough to be common.

 

[Razmos]

This is how you exercise your full Member status, huh?

Giggity

 

[akira28]

i guess light and regular rhythmic bumping against a surface might do something.

for women I mean.

i dunno about grinding against a hard coffee table edge though.

 

[TickleMeElbow]

A teacher used to do that in HS, and everyone made fun of him behind his back.

It was especially creepy when his bulge would basically be laying on the edge of your desk and shit. Like, he'd be trying to help you with math, but all you could focus on was the outline of his dick lol.

We made fun of him by doing impressions of him/his crotch leaning outside of his class. You'd see someone minding their own business and ambush them like "so what you want to do here is...", then lay your bulge onto their desk on purpose lol.

 

[How About No]

I was thinking it seems a bit rough to be common.

but still not as rough as

but hey if you can get off on one of these then cool

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Corners of stuff isn't always used but grinding in general isn't all that uncommon. Obviously there are a lot better methods/tools available.

The girls that shared stories with me said they did it more in their experimental phases of figuring things out but a few liked up to that point still.

Yeah, grinding is nothing weird. It wouldn't be enough to get me off, but everyone has their preferences.

I just can't imagine a table corner being very conducive to that, though. The hard edges would surely be digging into the upper thighs/pelvis too much to really get into that, I'd think.

 

[KyleCross]

I just remembered, back in school there was this girl with super awesome boobs, and she would always rest them on her desk. When you talked to her, she would stay that that way while looking in your eyes, the little teaser. God, she was so hot. And she had a lovely name; Ariscaya.

Maybe she wasn't teasing but had back pain as a result of said breasts and resting them on her desk gave her relief.

 

[QisTopTier]

Yeah, grinding is nothing weird. It wouldn't be enough to get me off, but everyone has their preferences.

I just can't imagine a table corner being very conducive to that, though. The hard edges would surely be digging into the upper thighs/pelvis too much to really get into that, I'd think.

No clue I never really thought about asking about the full details on it haha, it was always a "huh you did that too?" thing in my head. Shit one girl straight up told me she used a door knob for a few weeks, whatever worked I guess xD

 

[Yohane]

Lol I totally forgot about that Code Geass scene

 

[red731]

I love me some table fucking discussions!

This is hot!

 

[DigitalRicket]

Maybe it's due to my height but never knew this was ever a thing. I don't lean forward against anything. Weird thread.

 

[Hjod]

I have a tip for people leaning against a kitchen counter while opening a wine bottle, make sure some of testicle skin hasn't crept up on the ledge..

 

[KyleCross]

Lol I totally forgot about that Code Geass scene

How could you forget it?

 

[massoluk]

Poor table kun, used and forgotten.