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[farmerboy]

Only if there's a woman between me and the table OP.

 

[Lord Ghirahim]

I clicked the thread for the Nina gif.

 

[massoluk]

This thread has been educational

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Yes I do bounce.

what on earth is this thread

 

[BigDes]

Well yeah, what else are tables for?

 

[Hanningfield]

I've noticed that whenever I am standing, say next to a kitchen counter or when I'm at the sink brushing my teeth, I have a tendency to lean in with my crotch resting on the edge of the work surface. This provides me with additional balance, it's like having a third leg.

Since I've become aware of it I've been trying to cut back and also watch out for other people but as yet I haven't seen any fellow crotch-leaners, so the question is are you out there? Did you notice?

Hey OP, I'm right with you man. I do this at the bathroom and kitchen sink. I think it's a childhood habit of mine or something...

 

[CTLance]

*adds "tables" to internal "things to never google for without safe search on" list*

Can't say I have a habit of putting my junk on random pieces of furniture. I do lean on stuff more than I probably should, though. Using my hands and arms, mind. My peepee is a (most of the time) soft and vulnerable area, so I wouldn't dare push it against anything that isn't a consenting female. It is not designed for supporting my weight.

Also: What if someone kicks the table while you're rubbing your junk all over it? Not a risk I'm willing to take.

 

[Vibed]

As a guy, I can orgasm by doing that, for some reason. Pushing up against hard things was basically my masturbation method as a kid before I discovered how you're supposed to do it.

Maybe for that reason, no, its not a habit to lean against tables.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

What about taking the bus

Not leaning or rubbing against anything, just sitting on an active bus

There's something with the vibrations I think

 

[SugarDave]

It's not a habit of mine but I've definitely done it.

Leaning your junk against a car that's been roasting in the sun is the patrician's choice.

 

[Stasis]

I do now.

I mean, I have to test it out and see. So you made me a crotch leaner, at least temporarily. Job well done.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

yes

 

[Rktk]

Some of you guys have the wrong idea.

 

[Woetyler]

If my balls aren't on the table it's a special occasion.