Hahahahha!
I will personally, personally, buy you your SNES Classic if you can walk into a store day one (like, legit walk in without lining up like a sucker at 6am) ask the sales associate "Can I get a SNES Classic, please?", they say "Sure! How many would you like? Reggie was just here an hour ago and dropped off an entire container!", and you say "oh just one for my niece please", and they say "that'll be $80 please", and you pay $85 and say "keep the change".
Like, I'll fucking pay for that change as well!
Please, get back to me, record yourself getting it day one without preorder, and send me a bill. I'll pay you another $80+shipping if you can acquire two and ship me one.