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[Grand Theft Scratchy]

What am I, Princess Peach?!

Btw, everyone, Brap is back!

Well, yeah, you are a wom-

-valued member of our community.

*wipes sweat from forehead*

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Mass retardation and excitement happening live in the ban review thread!

Excuse me?

 

[and 3 others]

Excuse me?

The retardation is massive!

 

[Nymphae]

I knew he'd be back. Good stuff.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Well, yeah, you are a wom-

-valued member of our community.

*wipes sweat from forehead*

Excuse me?

Well, it’s not all you. Just mostly.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Well, it’s not all you. Just mostly.

Interesting.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I keep hitting refresh to see who he tells "ya seethe?" to first

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I will inseminate my wife now.

Papa & brap both gonna become DADDIES this year!?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

live look at the dudes who waited until he was banned to criticize him:

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

MiyazakiHatesKojima you gonna give him an official WB thread?

 

[Tesseract]

 

[brap]

 

[Saber]

Y-you're...alive.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[-Arcadia-]

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I think it’s mostly a case of him being very well liked by a lot of people who interacted with him every day.

I still think he will be back one day

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

This is the most brap -esque post you can think of LMAO

 

[nush]

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

MetaGAF, GET ITT!!!

Please Welcome Back, the One, the Only........BRAP! (Charlie Sheen, GET OTT!!)

@brap, what a fucking shocking and exhilarating ride it's been to see you return out of nowhere like this! GAF has not been quite the same without you, especially for @Cutty Flam ;) Let's give a One Gun Salute to @EviLore for this awesome deed and day, look forward to tommorow and Friday for...

www.neogaf.com

 

[MetalAlien]

I feel like posting replies using gifs/images/videos not only explains my point better than typing it out, it softens the blow when I express something that might piss people off.

My goal is to one day eliminate text replies.

 

[Tesseract]

I feel like posting replies using gifs/images/videos not only explains my point better than typing it out, it softens the blow when I express something that might piss people off.

My goal is to one day eliminate text replies.

much as i want to, i wouldn't be a good friend if i went down this road

the smartest person i know often writes tomes worth of text but seldom disappoints

 

[MetalAlien]

much as i want to, i wouldn't be a good friend if i went down this road

the smartest person i know sometimes writes tomes worth of text but seldom disappoints

The more I type the dumber I feel.

 

[Tesseract]

The more I type the dumber I feel.

me too, that feel is known

 

[Tesseract]

data compression is important to me, enough that i deliberately slice down and sabotage most of my thoughts to a handful of words

but there's a cost, a lot of people are afraid to get close to the guy who appears allusive under the best of circumstances

this is all to say i envy writers like my good friend and will do my very best to protect them

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I feel like posting replies using gifs/images/videos not only explains my point better than typing it out, it softens the blow when I express something that might piss people off.

My goal is to one day eliminate text replies.

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[Nymphae]

The more I type the dumber I feel.

This reminded me of a quote I've always liked

Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.― Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching

 

[-Arcadia-]

This reminded me of a quote I've always liked

Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.― Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching

Okay, how did he say that, then?

 

[MetalAlien]

Okay, how did he say that, then?

Spoiler: There are millions of whiny 5-year olds on Earth, and I AM THEIR KING.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

tfw you realize you were OutrageousFacts all along.

 

[Rentahamster]

The more I type the dumber I feel.

My recommended solution to this problem is to throw your dick on the keyboard. That is how I compose all of my most excellent sentences including this one.

And this one.

ij;adfghklnorsuvz

 

[MetalAlien]

My recommended solution to this problem is to throw your dick on the keyboard. That is how I compose all of my most excellent sentences including this one.

And this one.

ij;adfghklnorsuvz

Oh oh let me try..... wwwhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppp...

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.

 

[Rentahamster]

Oh oh let me try..... wwwhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppp...

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.

The nimbleness and eloquence of your cock toss typing is truly marvelous.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Mista]

brap your return definitely made my day. Welcome back brother

 

[ThatGamingDude]

Comes into work
>Already has an alarm
>Customer "My shit isn't working, our CMS provider said it was you!"
>Their database was pwned; only thing left is a link to pay Bitcoin
>"Nope, not on my side, your stuff was hacked; you'll want to talk to your CMS provider about that"

EDIT: 3 hours later I got the email I was expecting; "HOW DID IT GET HACKED IS YOUR SERVER INSECURE?!"
No, chuckle fuck, the web app you bought is shit and allows injections; read what I'm sending you will ya?

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Nikana]

I have a deformed ear.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

I have a deformed ear.

Sorry to hear that.

 

[Nikana]

Sorry to hear that.

I see what you did there.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

I see what you did there.

Hey I'm legally blind, be sensitive.

 

[Nikana]

Hey I'm legally blind, be sensitive.

Don't tell me what to do.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

DunDunDunpachi If you're blind
Nikana and you're deaf

Who's dumb?

 

[Nikana]

DunDunDunpachi If you're blind
Nikana and you're deaf

Who's dumb?

Humanity.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

Humanity.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[ThatGamingDude]

 

[Nymphae]

Alexey Pajitnov went a little nuts I think trying to emulate the success of his force of nature Tetris

Welltris looks like decent fun and a logical spin on the formula

Then he lost it and thought, I know, hats!

And then someone thought hey as long as we're just going insane, why not heads?

 

[Ornlu]

My recommended solution to this problem is to throw your dick on the keyboard. That is how I compose all of my most excellent sentences including this one.

And this one.

ij;adfghklnorsuvz

Quite the short sentence

 

[Tesseract]