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This is how Miyazaki Hates Kojima treated his PS3 for most of its life
Sure. You tell yourself thatThis sounds rather lame to say, but I think I've finally matured enough to realize that not only is this beautiful 7th generation console not worth crying over, but that I'm able to handle these kinds of situations.
How did ur PS3 get 6 feet in the air in the first place
I was trying to open the console to clean it and what I stupidly did was pick the table that had the console and anti-static mat was on it and tried to enter my room but somehow the legs of the table tangled with my laundry basket and literally led to all 3 of us (Me, laundry basket, and table with the console) tripping onto the floor.
I swear to God I'm not making this up.
Was it 3D Dot Game Heroes?
Such a fucking great game. We should have gotten a sequel.
I was trying to open the console to clean it and what I stupidly did was pick the table that had the console and anti-static mat was on it and tried to enter my room but somehow the legs of the table tangled with my laundry basket and literally led to all 3 of us (Me, laundry basket, and table with the console) tripping onto the floor.
I swear to God I'm not making this up.
The laundry basket belongs in the laundry room, unless you are an animal.
Why did you want to clean the PS3 in the laundry room in the first place?
Laundry room is for laundry, not PS3 disassembling.
And from 6 feet? Do you always carry items above your head? Something wrong with your arms and that is why? They are horribly deformed so you can only carry things above your head?
It was a really dumb decision for me to.pick up both the table and the console.at the same.time.I really don't get it.
Just don't drop it.
It was a really dumb decision for me to.pick up both the table and the console.at the same.time.
It was a really dumb decision for me to.pick up both the table and the console.at the same.time.
He's got sausage fingers.Why do you have periods randomly dispersed between your words?
He's got sausage fingers.
What actually happened...
You make it sound like it is a bad thing.Really? that is your worst nightmare?!
I was thinking more about kojima developing mgs6 in exclusive for xbox or something like that.
For the op?? It would be worst than a snake biting his dick with only this thing close enoug to suck the venom offYou make it sound like it is a bad thing.
Well, he deserves some punishment for all the unnecessary threads he started and his not so friendly dealing with other users.For the op?? It would be worst than a snake biting his dick with only this thing close enoug to suck the venom off
Nah, he is an ok guy, you just have to see through the shtik.Well, he deserves some punishment for all the unnecessary threads he started and his not so friendly dealing with other users.
I don't think he suffered enough, yet.
I think that too. He is alright and entertaining. But too sane for my taste at the moment.Nah, he is an ok guy, you just have to see through the shtik.
And we are in a fucking videogames forum, some cringy topic are not the end of the world.
Also i'm not even sure that he would be against that thing sucking his dick tbh
Was this your ex girlfriend?!I think that too. He is alright and entertaining. But too sane for my taste at the moment.
Now news and the waiting for next gen, it is exhausting and boring.
Why do I see an ex in that sucking creature...
Nah, but I couldnt understand how much insanity could be in a 110 lbs / 5 feet packe. let's leave it at that.Was this your ex girlfriend?!
Yes, but 6 feet is quite high. Were you trying to lift the table (with the precious console) over your head?
I always imagined this would happen in my worst nightmare, but it just happened to me and I don't know what to say except.......
Life Goes On.
He's being modest. In actuality he was wearing the PS3 as a hat.
MiyazakiHatesKojima is a 6' tall male fashion model and was trying to include his gaming hobby into his profession. The reason the PS3 hat fell off his head (covered in the thickest, most lush hair you can imagine) was the sheer force of the swooning coming from the females in the audience. Let's just say the humidity in the room was at 100%.
He actually caught the PS3 too, but his ripped muscles flexed so hard it compressed the PS3 into a diamond. He then sold that diamond and gave the proceeds to charity but is too modest to say so.
you were supposed to dive head first and save itI was trying to open the console to clean it and what I stupidly did was pick the table that had the console and anti-static mat was on it and tried to enter my room but somehow the legs of the table tangled with my laundry basket and literally led to all 3 of us (Me, laundry basket, and table with the console) tripping onto the floor.
I swear to God I'm not making this up.
My girl tried to break my Vita 1000 once, via hurling, during a fight i can confirm at least that piece of great Sony design is tough as nails <3
Oops
Wife now ;P keep your friends close ... ... ...Your ex-girl I hope. No one should ever do that to a Vita!