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[IDKFA]

So, does that make her a Terf now?

 

[Martinski43]

So far i have only seen Cohhcarnage who you stumble upon early on in the game.

 

[Jon Neu]

BOMBA OF THE FUCKING YEAR!!!!!

Suavesito para abajo, para abajo, para abajo
Suavesito para arriba, para arriba, para arriba
¡Aqui se viene este baile que es una bomba!

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Suavesito para abajo, para abajo, para abajo
Suavesito para arriba, para arriba, para arriba
¡Aqui se viene este baile que es una bomba!

*sighs*

*unzips @lyra-ixi's pants*

 

[Enjay]

Because Alanah Pearce has "followers" on YouTube & the corporate suits believe simple maths, i.e. "put influencer with xyz millions of followers in video game = xyz number of those millions of followers purchase the game".

It's not more complicated than that.

Edit: also the fact she "came out" as pansexual earlier this year probably played a huge role within the attempts of the game publisher to market a blurred line between reality (pansexual celebs) & fiction (highly sexualized Cyberpunk world). Whether she's even legit with her her sexual orientation (& it isn't just opportunistic public relations which paid off here) is another matter.

What's that like? Like she's gay but totally to open to money?

 

[base]

Did they enhanced her boobies? You know, laser nipples, hidden bombs between breast etc etc

 

[base]

Looking forward to seeing some nude patch for Alanah

 

[Astorian]

Someone tell me what path she's in so I can avoid her if I do play CP2077.

A small side quest in the badlands, unsure if you have to be a Nomad.

 

[UnNamed]

Well...

 

[Ogbert]

Because Alanah Pearce has "followers" on YouTube & the corporate suits believe simple maths, i.e. "put influencer with xyz millions of followers in video game = xyz number of those millions of followers purchase the game".

It's not more complicated than that.

Edit: also the fact she "came out" as pansexual earlier this year probably played a huge role within the attempts of the game publisher to market a blurred line between reality (pansexual celebs) & fiction (highly sexualized Cyberpunk world). Whether she's even legit with her her sexual orientation (& it isn't just opportunistic public relations which paid off here) is another matter.

I guarantee you she is as straight as they come. She probably touched her friend's booby and passed is off as 'pan-queer-bi-non-binary-inquisitive' to win dickhead points. The industry is so stupid, they bought it.

Within 5 years she will be married to an LA Chad with a big willy and bigger bank balance.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I heard Cyberpunk 2077 won't let you grab her by the pussy

 

[BaneIsPain]

Cohh carnage has better model and dialogue.

 

[4QGamers]

I thought her voice work wasn't that great. Even the quality of the recording sounded subpar compared to the rest of the game.

 

[Craig of War]

That Santa Monica Studio Writer Alanah Pearce.

 

[Ozzie666]

So, does that make her a Terf now?

Just waiting for the cries to cancel her and John Wick from our friends over at the other place.
Also to taint whatever project she is writing for. I am sure someone will make the connection between her and Cyberpunk and call for her game to be attacked.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

So they lied about the graphics like Ubisoft?

No it is different. GET HIM POLISH SISTERS!

 

[j0hnnix]

Well...

 

[VictorVectors]

OK, hear me out.



...damn.

 

[Martinski43]

Where is her location on the map or will It be visible by a side job?

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Well...

 

[Camreezie]

Ahahah so it turns out she wasnt put in the game due to her quality Voice acting skills ? I'm shocked

 

[00_Zer0]

Me when I hear about how much power these new fangled influencers have over today's youth:

 

[TintoConCasera]

Well...

Love the fact that you find her in a junkyard.

 

[Virt McPolygon]

So of all the celebrities in the game, which of them can you interact with outside of just talking to them? Besides Keanu Reeves, do any of them accompany you in missions? Can you attack or kill any of them? Just wondering if they're just small cameos, or a more involved NPC you can interact with since this game is supposed to be some deep RPG and all.

 

[Larlight]

Alanah like a lot of women can be attractive when they try. But yeah, my god CDPR.

 

[Sticks]

I heard Cyberpunk 2077 won't let you grab her by the pussy

Is that you Fatboi1

 

[Skifi28]

Hey! You leave Alanah alone!!11

 

[VictorVectors]

I heard Cyberpunk 2077 won't let you grab her by the pussy

Literally unplayable.

 

[sid2vicious]

WTF would they include an npc model of her over Ciri?

 

[renzolama]

Well...

I don't understand the joke, this is a perfect virtual representation of female marketing imagery vs reality. It's probably canon in the Cyberpunk 2077 universe that she photoshopped those pictures to drum up business for her junkyard.

 

[fersnake]

i was watching a stream yesterday and i saw keanus character having sex with an npc, so my question is you can have sex with all those e celebs?

 

[VAVA Mk2]

Seems about right. Makeup can do wonders.

So that's what a Sony Santa Monica writer looks like..

 

[MasterCornholio]

Well...

 

[base]

Is she bugged in the game aswell?

 

[ArtHands]

Well...

That from the console version? Looks better on PC

 

[Bo_Hazem]

Can we have a nude mod now? I'm eager to see it.

 

[Oddvintagechap]

OMG WHO CARES.

Let me make a thread about it.

So maybe I actually do care alot?

 

[BluRayHiDef]

The character models doesn't resemble her, in my opinion.

 

[German Shocks]

OK, hear me out.



...damn.

She uses filters on her pics, bruh. Don't be fooled!

 

[DeeDogg_]

The character models doesn't resemble her, in my opinion.

that opinion is extremely controversial
How dare u

 

[Bo_Hazem]

That from the console version? Looks better on PC

Hilarious avatar BTW.

 

[COVID-45]

How many incels does it take to get to the center of a NeoGaf thread?

 

[German Shocks]

How many incels does it take to get to the center of a NeoGaf thread?

yo mama

 

[Aressa]

A game appearance AND a chair.

 

[Sticks]

Can we have a nude mod now? I'm eager to see it.

Why do you want to see a dick

 

[Bo_Hazem]

Why do you want to see a dick

I'm only gonna look at it her from behind, but thanks for the heads up.

 

[Mr. PlayStation]

She looks much better here in the PS5 gameplay via BC

 

[borborygmus]

She looks much better here in the PS5 gameplay via BC

Was her script in ALL CAPS? She's shouting her lines but the character looks casual.

edit: I actually literally cringed watching this. That's some really terrible voice acting.

Why would you leave it rrrusting in a YAHHH.

 

[Kusanagi2086]

I am sure future cyberpunk modders will be respectful and not use her character model for anything sinister whatsoever.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

I heard Cyberpunk 2077 won't let you grab her by the pussy

In Cyberpunk 2077 only wallets are grabbed.