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Hitman Will Have Hair in TV Series Adaptation, Says Writer Derek Kolstad

xrnzaaas

Member
"I wrote Episode 1 and 2, and what was great is they let me come in [and] introduce a character like that to our post-modern world. And I did it very much like The Third Man meets Three Days in the Condor. You're introduced to a guy who's very much the hitman we know from the games, but he's got a full head of hair, and he's independent. He has a handler, he's got a life, he's very much that early '80s, late '70s assassin we read about in the books, right? But at a certain point, he gets a gig, and that gig unveils the reality that no choice he's ever made has been his own. And of course, the show ends with him at a mirror, finding hidden under his skin, the barcode. So suddenly it becomes a mystery of 'who am I, really?' [Jason] Bourne did that excellently. This is more of, 'what is true in regards to the people in my life? What has been manufactured, what are thoughts, etc.' It's the nature versus nurture of it all," said Kolstad.

"To your point, we get into the head of the character. In the games, there's not much of a character there. But who is this guy really, and why do you root for him? And so we got to give a moral compass. It's a tough sell, even with The Continental and John Wick, man. So your main character is a hitman. Why do I give a shit? And so we have to come in and hard-sell [that] it's a Western, man. Who do you root for? You root for the gray hat. He's the ultimate gray hat."


Ffs, another Hitman project that doesn't understand what the games are about. This is probably gonna be the biggest trainwreck yet and the bar is already set low after the Rupert Friend flick.
 

SJRB

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I liked literally nothing from what he said.
 

Paasei

Member
This is ruined before it is even finished. They really have no idea about what Hitman makes Hitman, do they?

My favorite franchise will yet again get a bad rep cause of some film/serie producers.

It's impossible to make something good out of these games. The whole point is being creative while not getting caught.
 
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Ffs, another Hitman project that doesn't understand what the games are about. This is probably gonna be the biggest trainwreck yet and the bar is already set low after the Rupert Friend flick.

What I don't get is what the games are about literally makes it awful for a TV show. Hitman is about the sandbox, player agency, being creative and doing dumb stuff.

So what exactly would you want the TV show to be about? I think the whole idea is pointless.
 

Mmnow

Member
I get it, they want the barcode as a reveal in the last episode. Sexes up the season finale and will make people turn in to see what happens next. Helps if the writer doesn't talk about it in interviews miles before the episodes hit, but I guess him having hair will be an elephant in the room the second they launch a trailer.

In a universe where these games hadn't existed for 20 years, that'd work wonders. But gamers are pissed because it's not what they expected, non-gamers are two seconds away from looking it up. There's no multimedia thinking about this at all, which doesn't bode particularly well for a show based on a video game. It's like Negan's famous first kill in The Walking Dead - why leave it for a year if you can find out who he killed without even leaving your chair once the episode is finished?

This is a problem with a lot of adaptations, and it doesn't bode well for the end result.
 

22:22:22

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The looks of the protagonist is the sole and only reason I never bothered with this series. Such an offputting look for me for some reason. And i feel it isn't really about him being bald perse, just the whole mannequin look with that 2000esque barcode + face structure stereotype thing or something. Hard to explain....

Same goes for Kratos and his tribal tattoos..

Btw, not hating on both games.. <3
 
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xrnzaaas

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What I don't get is what the games are about literally makes it awful for a TV show. Hitman is about the sandbox, player agency, being creative and doing dumb stuff.

So what exactly would you want the TV show to be about? I think the whole idea is pointless.
Well if the source material doesn't translate well into becoming a tv series or a movie, then just leave it alone. Personally I still think it could work with a lot of focus on target identification and preparation and making sure everything works like clockwork. And with less in-your-face disguises people would normally see through. Overall it could be kinda like the tv show Leverage but with a darker tone, some main story arc (like going against Providence) and without a whole bunch of characters (47 & Diana / Olivia as backup would be enough).

Oh and Hitman wasn't always about huge sandboxes. I recently replayed Absolution and the game was still very enjoyable despite having a lot of more linear levels.
 
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mortal

Gold Member
No, old material is what we want. Why do they have to change everything? I'm a simple man, i don't want a female Bond, i don't want a white Blade, i don't want 47 with hair.
Just get better jokes is all I'm saying lol.

Also who gives a shit what some adaptation is doing? Best part about about the Hitman games is the gameplay and the recent Hitman games have been amazing, imo.
 

The_Mike

I cry about SonyGaf from my chair in Redmond, WA
You guys really need to get some new material.
You haven't noticed the clown world we live in?

Gina Carano getting fired because she isn't a leftist.
Triss being black instead of a redhead in The Witcher.
Kathleen Kennedy killing off old star wars characters because they are white males.
Luke Skywalker was a jedi that had to have years of training, but the strong independt woman Rey had them from the beginning.
Druckmann killing off white characters and make it a lesbian/tranny simulator because why not.
Gay flags in Gears 5. Why the hell does it even exist in the game? Im not against gays, but why dont we have a Super Straight flag in the game as well? Because its fucking stupid.
The voice actor behind Apu in the Simpsons getting fired because he is a white male charactering an indian guy despite having been there from the beginning.
Bioware shoveling a gay character into the remastered version of Baldur's gate despite not being there in the original. Because the sexual orientation is super important in a RPG.
Call of Duty: World War 2 having removed Swastikas in the multiplayer because people could be offended. Its a fucking game about Nazis and WW2.
Far Cry 5 was a game made entirely to make fun of Trump and his supporters.
Battlefield V is dishonoring true veterans who died on the Battlefield because they wanted to replace them with black and women. The mission in Norway where freedom fighters destroyed the Nazis nuclear facility, were portrayed by a Woman and her daughter. Thats utterly disrepectful.
Bond being a black woman.

Imagine Shaft being white in the new movie. We would have another BLM movement again.

Do I need to continue, or are you done?

There's plenty of new material daily, just go for a daily search on Resetera where these SJW knuckleheads cries over new shit every day. That's the fuel for us not to be opressed from fat purple hair women and men who cuts their own dick off.
 
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22:22:22

NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
You haven't noticed the clown world we live in?

Gina Carano getting fired because she isn't a leftist.
Triss being black instead of a redhead in The Witcher.
Kathleen Kennedy killing off old star wars characters because they are white males.
Luke Skywalker was a jedi that had to have years of training, but the strong independt woman Rey had them from the beginning.
Druckmann killing off white characters and make it a lesbian/tranny simulator because why not.
Gay flags in Gears 5. Why the hell does it even exist in the game? Im not against gays, but why dont we have a Super Straight flag in the game as well? Because its fucking stupid.
The voice actor behind Apu in the Simpsons getting fired because he is a white male charactering an indian guy despite having been there from the beginning.
Bioware shoveling a gay character into the remastered version of Baldur's gate despite not being there in the original. Because the sexual orientation is super important in a RPG.
Call of Duty: World War 2 having removed Swastikas in the multiplayer because people could be offended. Its a fucking game about Nazis and WW2.
Far Cry 5 was a game made entirely to make fun of Trump and his supporters.
Battlefield V is dishonoring true veterans who died on the Battlefield because they wanted to replace them with black and women. The mission in Norway where freedom fighters destroyed the Nazis nuclear facility, were portrayed by a Woman and her daughter. Thats utterly disrepectful.
Bond being a black woman.

Imagine Shaft being white in the new movie. We would have another BLM movement again.

Do I need to continue, or are you done?

There's plenty of new material daily, just go for a daily search on Resetera where these SJW knuckleheads cries over new shit every day. That's the fuel for us not to be opressed from fat purple hair women and men who cuts their own dick off.
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scalman

Member
its fine , it should be not directly based on game that way it could be better. could show times when he still had hair why not .
 

Braag

Member
I've never really played any of the Hitman games but even I recognize him from his smooth bald head and barcode tattoo immediately.
 
I always think it's weird that nobody is wary of the fact their butler has a shaved head with tattoos on it, I mean he should be a bit more inconspicuous.
 

TheKratos

Member
The looks of the protagonist is the sole and only reason I never bothered with this series. Such an offputting look for me for some reason. And i feel it isn't really about him being bald perse, just the whole mannequin look with that 2000esque barcode + face structure stereotype thing or something. Hard to explain....

Same goes for Kratos and his tribal tattoos..

Btw, not hating on both games.. <3

Buddy, Kratos does not have tribal tattoos neither from looks nor story. From story perspective they represent birthmarks his brother had.
 

Roni

Gold Member
Timothy Olyphant was good as 47, but the best audition tape I've ever seen for 47 was Joel Kinnaman in The Killing in the early episodes when he manipulates two girls into giving up a secret party location.

He completely switches demeanor on a dime and, for me, that's who 47 should be on screen. Someone who acts completely different depending on the setting, who they're talking to and how he's disguised.
 

SJRB

Gold Member
I always think it's weird that nobody is wary of the fact their butler has a shaved head with tattoos on it, I mean he should be a bit more inconspicuous.
The games try and walk a fine line between realism and suspension of disbelief, but lean heavily towards the silly nonsensical absurdity of the whole situation.
 

mortal

Gold Member
You haven't noticed the clown world we live in?

Gina Carano getting fired because she isn't a leftist.
Triss being black instead of a redhead in The Witcher.
Kathleen Kennedy killing off old star wars characters because they are white males.
Luke Skywalker was a jedi that had to have years of training, but the strong independt woman Rey had them from the beginning.
Druckmann killing off white characters and make it a lesbian/tranny simulator because why not.
Gay flags in Gears 5. Why the hell does it even exist in the game? Im not against gays, but why dont we have a Super Straight flag in the game as well? Because its fucking stupid.
The voice actor behind Apu in the Simpsons getting fired because he is a white male charactering an indian guy despite having been there from the beginning.
Bioware shoveling a gay character into the remastered version of Baldur's gate despite not being there in the original. Because the sexual orientation is super important in a RPG.
Call of Duty: World War 2 having removed Swastikas in the multiplayer because people could be offended. Its a fucking game about Nazis and WW2.
Far Cry 5 was a game made entirely to make fun of Trump and his supporters.
Battlefield V is dishonoring true veterans who died on the Battlefield because they wanted to replace them with black and women. The mission in Norway where freedom fighters destroyed the Nazis nuclear facility, were portrayed by a Woman and her daughter. Thats utterly disrepectful.
Bond being a black woman.

Imagine Shaft being white in the new movie. We would have another BLM movement again.

Do I need to continue, or are you done?

There's plenty of new material daily, just go for a daily search on Resetera where these SJW knuckleheads cries over new shit every day. That's the fuel for us not to be opressed from fat purple hair women and men who cuts their own dick off.


The same joke was made 4 times on one page. The first time got a decent chuckle, but after the 3rd or 4th time, it's like we get it geez...
This diatribe was not necessary lol
 

22:22:22

NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
Buddy, Kratos does not have tribal tattoos neither from looks nor story. From story perspective they represent birthmarks his brother had.

Fair enough brother, didn't knew that.. that's pretty dope <3
 
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AJUMP23

Member
I don't know that I care about the Hitman TV show. I didn't know they were making one. I am sure I will give it a chance.
 
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