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BorkBork

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Afternoon Delight just came to mind. :lol
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Chiodos - No Hardcore Dancing In The Living Room
Circa Survive - Stop The Fuckin' Car
Devildriver - Die (and Die Now)
Dredg - Hungover On A Tuesday
Fear Before the March of Flames - Consequences David, You'll Meet Your Fate In The Styx
Fear Before the March of Flames - Girl's Got A Face Like Murder
Fear Before the March of Flames - Go Wash Your Mouth...I Don't Know Where It's Been
Fear Before the March of Flames - Hey Kid. I'm A Computer. Stop All The Downloading
Fear Before the March of Flames - On The Bright Side, She Could Could Choke
Fear Before the March of Flames - Sarah Goldfarb, Where are Your Manners?
Fear Before the March of Flames - Whisky Is Alright In Its Place, But Its Place Is In Hell



Ok, I got to the F's on my playlist and stopped.
 

way more

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All titles made by Wesley Willis

Cut the Mullet
I Whupped Batman's Ass
Birdman Kicked My Ass
Kris Kringle Was A Cat Thief
I'm Sorry That I Got Fat
Rock n Roll McDonald's
 
Eminem said:
You have outstanding taste. I'm pretty much the biggest Dredg fan ever.
I still remember the thread in which you posted that and Matroshka. The minute I heard Hungover on a Tuesday I was like, "Yea, this fucking rocks."

Tool - Hooker with a Penis
 

Kevtones

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Eminem said:
You have outstanding taste. I'm pretty much the biggest Dredg fan ever.

:D As do you. Funny though, I consider myself the biggest dredg fan ever and I actually emailed Gavin yesterday to try and get them to contact RedOctane and get "Hungover on a Tuesday" in the next Guitar Hero lineup heh. Song would kick ass and get them more exposure. Should be their new single hopefully IMO ~
 

BuG

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MomoPufflet said:
The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome - Anal Cunt
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick - Anal Cunt

...and those are the tame ones.
AWESOME

edit: I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It - Anal Cunt

OMG that's cold.

edit: Oh noes. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury

EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN
YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN
YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS
YOU TOOK A HIV TEST

EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY

YOU WENT TO DINNER, FREDDY WORE A LEASH
YOU ATE FRIED CHICKEN, FREDDY ATE QUICHE
NOW FREDDY'S DEAD AND HE'S IN HEAVEN
AT HIS WAKE YOU ATE WATER MELON
Anal Cunt win this thread. :'(

final edit: Reading throuhg Anal Cunt's lyrics I have come to the conclusion that they are off their face nut jobs. That is all.
 

Dilbert

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I think there are some worthy candidates from Speak English Or Die by S.O.D....

"Kill Yourself"
"Speak English Or Die"
"Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues" (probably the winner)
"Pussy Whipped"
"Fuck The Middle East"

(If you think the titles are bad, wait until you read the lyrics!)
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Kevtones said:
:D As do you. Funny though, I consider myself the biggest dredg fan ever and I actually emailed Gavin yesterday to try and get them to contact RedOctane and get "Hungover on a Tuesday" in the next Guitar Hero lineup heh. Song would kick ass and get them more exposure. Should be their new single hopefully IMO ~


Haha awesome. I've seen them six times, I have their "donation of mysticism" poster personally signed by the entire band framed on my wall, have two autographed setlists, and have two pairs of Dino's drumsticks.
Oh, and two of the four posters of their last tour signed, which completes the top half of the picture. The bottom two I fear I'll never possess :(

The entire band is so fucking cool. Drew and Gavin, especially. I get to see them again on March 18th. I can't wait.

But the way they will talk to any fans before and after their shows is just amazing.
 

LordMaji

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I just saw the gayest guy on earth -
Anal Cunt
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You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach - A.C

Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck - A.C

I kill everything I fuck
- GG Allin

Stick a Cross up a Nun's Cunt
- GG Allin

Suck My Ass It Smells - GG Allin

Anal Menstration - Menophobia :lol

yeah these ones are bit flipped out.
 

Chony

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[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
 
I guess these would be a little inappropriate:

Handjobs For The Holidays - Broken Social Scene
I'm Still Your Fag - Broken Social Scene
 
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