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[Burgers]

YOU WILL ENJOY THE ATTRACTIONS! YOU WILL!

 

[SunhiLegend]

the horror, the horror

 

[Femmeworth]

Nintendo Home.

 

[Papercuts]

There's just enough time left for some quick Zelda or Metroid announcement that will make people forget about this shit.

NINTENDALAND is more important, sorry.

 

[SykoTech]

Animal Crossing, Wii Sports...

If it wasn't for Mario (and ports), this would be Nintendo 2008 all over again.

 

[Kikarian]

oh my Go-...

 

[watershed]

holy shit, star fox x metroid via Nintendo land incoming!

 

[IcyBlueStrawberry]

I...
But...
When...

*Hugs PC while a single tear streams down his face and then curls into fetal position*

 

[Agent Unknown]

"Welcome to Nintendo Land."

Welcome to Nightmare Land is more like it. It's unbelievable how horrible this conference this is. They had E3 in their hands and THREW IT in order to go back to E3 2008 elements!!!

 

[GitarooMan]

Creatively bankrupt definitely describes this.

Hi ho hi ho it's off to PC i go.

Bingo.

 

[AdventureRacing]

Hi ho hi ho it's off to PC i go.

 

[Noisepurge]

Goes well with the fake CG gameplay, though.

quite sure it will suffer the same what happened to Red Steel awesome fake trailer, broken game.

 

[Omiee]

Imo Sony won E3 with ubisoft as a close second.

nintendo> microsoft though.

sony won for me because of last of us and god of war.

 

[PoweredBySoy]

Welp, that was an interesting E3. See you boys on the PC!!

 

[Raide]

I am praying for the Bomb. Please drop it!!!

 

[Curious_George]

Not possible. This conference is all about games at least.

But if you're releasing new hardware when companies like Microsoft are basically doing nothing, your conference should be infinitely more interesting (and it hasn't been).

 

[RELAYER]

what a nightmare...

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

NINTENDO SAVING E3?

MORE LIKE FURTHER CEMENTING THE HORRIBLENESS.

 

[Pociask]

Holy crap Nintendo. Seriously, E3 was given to you on a platter - all you had to do was take it.

What the hell have your software designers been doing the past 2 years?

 

[dark10x]

This is really really bad. At worst I expected to be slightly underwhelmed, but this is straight up disappointing to the point that my interest in WiiU has dropped to zero.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Not like this, Nintendo.

Not like this.

 

[Freezie KO]

Oh, another mini-game collection. This time, raping your favorite franchises.

 

[jmdajr]

Saving Metroid/Zelda for Xbox 720 next year.

makes sense.

have to fight the good fight.

 

[Yoshiya]

This will ship installed; like Reggie said, the system could live or die by the immediate appeal of Nintendoland.

 

[SolarPowered]

There is no hope.

 

[perineumlick]

Miyamoto saved this conference. Pikmin 3 was the best looking game shown, by far.

 

[Plinko]

Nintendo has, in the past hour, given me no hope for this console.

 

[bluehat9]

thing needs to be 150$ for me to buy at launch with two controllers and game, lol

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

 

[Str0ngStyle]

Looks like Splinter Cell wasn't so bad after all in comparison.

 

[MYE]

Oh shit, this could be good

 

[jonno394]

Not great but nite awful. Straight C grade for me. Still better than MS maybe on par or just beneath Sony. Ubisoft wins.

 

[AB12]

Nintendo mentality....

 

[Mato]

Mini games were bound to show up. That's going to be their system seller, maybe bundled like wii sports

 

[Shizzlee]

OMG wtf is this shit.

 

[Forkball]

Hey.

It's minigames.

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

You guys act with such melodrama, throwing tantrums over press conferences.

First time on GAF during E3?

 

[Jal]

When does Ubisofts console get released?

 

[criesofthepast]

so is this the pack-in with the system most likely?

 

[Doc Holliday]

wow, just wow...Worst e3 ever???

 

[Anticitizen One]

FUCK nintendo

 

[popeutlal]

So how about that new Reto game...

 

[Officerrob]

A fucking minigame collection???

 

[SteveWD40]

 

[Killer]

Circus.

 

[GazzaScotland]

Castle? Its a jungle.

 

[Dead Man]

Disappointed Reggie.

 

[Big Papa Husker]

I was excited for WiiU. Now... not so much.

 

[Syphon Filter]

Microsoft had a better conference somehow.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

I don't get it. It's been a year since they've told us about Wii U. How do they not have a megaton? They know they need one.