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[Vire]

New Halo Council design lookin smexy. Keep it up guys.

I unfortunately spilled some milk on my laptop so I'll be posting from my phone for a while

 

[_Computer_]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

If I only had a dollar for ever time I heard this online.

 

[Aggrotek]

If I only had a dollar for ever time I heard this online.

Does your computer read to you?

 

[daedalius]

His cryptic formatting was too much for me, I misread.

Its just bigshow, who gives a shit.

 

[Brolic Gaoler]

If I only had a dollar for ever time I heard this online.

I think that's the point. It's ripped right from Facebook, word for word.

Not sure if death threats will get you banned (they probably do), but just in case you edit it I figure I'd keep a quote of it for posterity's sake.

I know I just said it, but I figure he's kidding since it's verbatim from a facebook post that was dealing with a vet page.

Edit: Bleh beaten by previous page.

 

[Akai__]

His cryptic formatting was too much for me, I misread.

Your long post needs more Halo.

 

[heckfu]

Its just bigshow, who gives a shit.

I can never tell about your posts. Half the time you're sensitive, and half the time you're calling someone else out. You're like our own miniature version of Two-Face and I like it.

 

[Slaker117]

How could I forget that? Agree, Taken was really good.

To get back to the topic: This Halo 4 Master Chief helmet is not awesome. It is incredible. Seriously. THAT... I am speechless. Look at those details. Such...

That's super impressive. The dedication to craftsmanship of some of these guys is really something.

 

[_Computer_]

Does your computer read to you?

No but every kid that gets angry online instantly becomes the worlds greatest computer/account hacker. Or is a trained killer that can find where you live and kill you within a hour.

 

[Trey]

Reach.

MGTrey

 

[ZalinKrow]

Any news today, aside from the Halo Council getting back online (yay!)?

I hit inheritor earlier and now everyone here really respects me. The friend requests have been rolling in all night since. I'm getting stopped on the street to sign autographs. So uh.. yeah it's pretty neat. I'm starting my own clan for Inheritors. 2 year waiting list though, but I might let a few from here in early

Only actual news I can think of is Steve Downes joining twitter

 

[Aggrotek]

I hit inheritor earlier and now everyone here really respects me. The friend requests have been rolling in all night since. I'm getting stopped on the street to sign autographs. So uh.. yeah it's pretty neat. I'm starting my own clan for Inheritors. 2 year waiting list though, but I might let a few from here in early

Only actual news I can think of is Steve Downes joining twitter

Clan name?

 

[StalkerUKCG]

Clan name?

FatKids'R'Us

 

[Flipyap]

To get back to the topic: This Halo 4 Master Chief helmet is not awesome. It is incredible. Seriously. THAT... I am speechless. Look at those details. Such...

I don't feel so good. Why would you do this to me, Hyper T. Rooper?

 

[Franklinator]

FatKids'R'Us

ZalinKrow and the Fat Kid Krew

 

[GhaleonEB]

mtw will be leaking a video of an old build soon.

maybe that was yesterday?

is that even news?

Nah nothing.

Thanks. And yeah, old build stuff is not a big deal. I'm guessing (hoping?) we'll see a much updated build at PAX, with new content. That's probably the next big salvo of information.

 

[MaximumFlipFlop]

Clan name?

Ain'tNoSunshine

 

[Karl2177]

Is there a way we could get an upload of the song pieces used in the SDCC and RTX recap videos? I'm digging the SDCC one.

 

[Aggrotek]

Thanks. And yeah, old build stuff is not a big deal. I'm guessing (hoping?) we'll see a much updated build at PAX, with new content. That's probably the next big salvo of information.

I really hope they show a new build. It'd be nice to get an idea of the changes they've made.

 

[ZalinKrow]

Clan name?

I'm still brainstorming. Krow-verweight? The Krowbese Krows Kollective. The Krowtectors. Krow-scopes or bust etc.

 

[Tha Robbertster]

Actually, there was some small news: you won't be able to select the shotgun as a starting weapon in Halo 4 if we interpreted David's post right.

 

[Louis Wu]

I don't feel so good. Why would you do this to me, Hyper T. Rooper?

Whoa. Welcome back! (Love the avatar.)

 

[daedalius]

I can never tell about your posts. Half the time you're sensitive, and half the time you're calling someone else out. You're like our own miniature version of Two-Face and I like it.

I roll a d6 before every post.

 

[User 73706]

I'm still brainstorming. Krow-verweight? The Krowbese Krows Kollective. The Krowtectors. Krow-scopes or bust etc.

Eat Krow?

Krowkatoa?

 

[squidhands]

This is awesome.

 

[Hydranockz]

Eat Krow?

Krowkatoa?

Is this a maths joke?

 

[_Computer_]

On Reach GT Computer

 

[Tawpgun]

I don't feel so good. Why would you do this to me, Hyper T. Rooper?

Excellent.


EDIT: Fucking squidhands

 

[Hypertrooper]

I don't feel so good. Why would you do this to me, Hyper T. Rooper?

Oh. Hey. You know... that's because... oh ehm. See ya tomorrow.

Btw. Welcome back. You are not going to stay long, are you?

 

[Poker Face]

This is depressing.

ftfy

 

[Brolic Gaoler]

Is this a maths joke?

It's a volcano joke.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Holy shiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Hydranockz]

It's a volcano joke.

Hahaha, reminded me of sohcahtoa.

 

[FUNKNOWN iXi]

Nope. I was some kind of angry what they did with the plot. I also disliked the new movie.


Shotgun isn't a spawn weapon anymore? Thank God.

And thanks to the guys who suggested I should play Darksiders.. It is so awesome I just preordered Darksiders 2

You're welcome ;]

 

[The Real Napsta]

The Krowbese Krows Kollective.

Really surprised SenstiveGAF missed that one.

 

[Flipyap]

This is awesome.

Thanks. I thought it would be appropriate to honor the memory of the noble species made extinct by human foolishness.

 

[kittens]

Really surprised SenstiveGAF missed that one.

The fat jokes are so abundant here that I usually don't bother.

Edit : Oh wait, you were pointing out the acronym.

 

[User 73706]

Off-topic for NexuizGAF: is there any way to help with some of the crazy framerate drops? Even fighting bots it can get ridiculous sometimes.

 

[ZalinKrow]

The fat jokes are so abundant here that I usually don't bother.

Edit : Oh wait, you were pointing out the acronym.

I'm just making dumb jokes, I hope they didn't come across in poor taste. I'm stupidly thin so making jokes about myself being fat is just silly irony I enjoy

 

[Gabotron ES]

Looks like MTW's vid will be 12 minutes long and have some new stuff (hopefully the rail gun).

This will be the first direct feed footage from a whole match we'll be getting

 

[_Computer_]

Looks like MTW's vid will be 12 minutes long and have some new stuff (hopefully the rail gun).

This will be the first direct feed footage from a whole match we'll be getting

When will this be? My body is ready. Need input

 

[MaximumFlipFlop]

Looks like MTW's vid will be 12 minutes long and have some new stuff (hopefully the rail gun).

This will be the first direct feed footage from a whole match we'll be getting

You know it will be taken down in a matter of seconds and MTW will be executed on live television to make an example to the world. NO ONE WILL STOP 343s NO DIRECT FEED PLAN!

Off-screen or Death!

 

[User 73706]

You know it will be taken down in a matter of seconds and MTW will be executed on live television to make an example to the world. NO ONE WILL STOP 343s NO DIRECT FEED PLAN!

Frankie to pull a Dark Knight Rises and

Spoiler

snap MTW's neck right before revealing there's a Slipspace Bomb in place strong enough to wipe out the entire internet and then reading Bungie's farewell note as he restores the accounts of every banned member on GAF and XBL

confirmed?

 

[Gabotron ES]

There are three new HD images leaked out there, check this twiter:

https://www.twitter.com/xJumPeR_JumPzZ

Too late to properly link them, brain needs to sllep.

 

[Homeboyd]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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[Blissful]

You know it will be taken down in a matter of seconds and MTW will be executed on live television to make an example to the world. NO ONE WILL STOP 343s NO DIRECT FEED PLAN!

Off-screen or Death!

It's pretty much free marketing for 343. The least they can do is send him a Thank You card and attach a Halo 4 Master Chief avatar code to it.

Edit: http://imgur.com/a/YxUJM
Motha F***in Jetpack! Damnit!!!

 

[daedalius]

There are three new HD images leaked out there, check this twiter:

https://www.twitter.com/xJumPeR_JumPzZ

Too late to properly link them, brain needs to sllep.

dbags confirmed.

 

[The Real Napsta]

There are three new HD images leaked out there, check this twiter:

https://www.twitter.com/xJumPeR_JumPzZ

Too late to properly link them, brain needs to sllep.

[mg]http://www.imgur.com/BuSdXh.png[/img]

classy loadout names.

 

[FyreWulff]

Oh hey, looks like leakers continue to be douchebag twats

 

[B wzy]

It's so sad we get info and leaks from a POS like this.