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[Charles Foster Kane]

OP's full of shit.

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i'm sorry

Careful junior

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Always wanted to say that lol

 

[Narag]

Trolling? tagging?

I will end this thread now, I already know what I have to do

Good luck, OP. I hope she says yes.

 

[thetrin]

So she's into some weird shit.

News Flash: Everyone is into some weird shit.

If you didn't date people based on what they're into privately, you'd probably end up with someone very boring.

 

[Amagon]

They say that when a man makes a fece, he leaves part of himself.

Let her eat your poop bro.

 

[Xzeon]

I have no proof she has ever done anything with poop before. It was just obvious she was into it.

So Im asking straight up if you would want to kiss a girl who might have? what if she cheats, or goes to scat parties on her time and we make out after that?

 

[Messofanego]

Oh so a troll thread?

 

[Yagharek]

I have no proof she has ever done anything with poop before. It was just obvious she was into it.

So Im asking straight up if you would want to kiss a girl who might have? what if she cheats, or goes to scat parties on her time and we make out after that?

THIRTY SEVEN?

 

[hiryu64]

Careful junior

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Always wanted to say that lol

I'll let you have just this one. I charge after that.

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My rates are fair.

 

[Salsa]

I will end this thread now, I already know what I have to do

Yes OP

Yes you do

 

[soundscream]

I have no proof she has ever done anything with poop before. It was just obvious she was into it.

So Im asking straight up if you would want to kiss a girl who might have? what if she cheats, or goes to scat parties on her time and we make out after that?

You let your dog lick your face?

 

[catabarez]

Is this gonna be an account suicide?

 

[BPRD]

Is this gonna be an account suicide?

i sure hope not. I already regret the past week shit

 

[rakhir]

I already regret the past week shit

I hear you.

 

[Xzeon]

next level

EVERYONE IS LAME AND CANT HANDLE SEXY DOLPHIN WOMEN!!!!!!!!!

 

[braves01]

OP take your relationship to the next level--go on a date to Chipotle and wash that burrito down with some Metamucil. You might get lucky afterwards.

 

[red731]

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

i sure hope not. I already regret the past week shit

lol. Well, it certainly seemed like account suicide. Hope for the best op.

edit:
God!!!! Please people, don't post pics like that!

 

[Devolution]

Oh god furry like porn is being posted. Everyone abandon thread.

 

[Raistlin]

Trolling? tagging?

I will end this thread now, I already know what I have to do

Send her my way

 

[Salsa]

what the fuck are you doing Xzeon

 

[Dr Prob]

Is the girl pretty or not? Is there a girl?

A dolphin can't explode a human's structure with the power of his sea seed?

The OP isn't going to turn into a merman?

 

[EVOL 100%]

disturbing..something.png

Welp time to bail.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Welp time to bail.

I looked at it far too long

edit: Xzeon I'd advice removing that. I seems bannable. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know...

 

[Sviatoslav]

Oh god furry like porn is being posted. Everyone abandon thread.

But neogaf has a furry contingent! They might be offended by what you said.

 

[BankaiZaraki]

Lmao surely this is a joke thread right?

 

[Narag]

I looked at it far too long

You aren't the OP's girlfriend perchance?

 

[Xzeon]

what the fuck are you doing Xzeon

the natural evolution of this thread.

 

[Dreavus]

next level

Why? WHY?

 

[Devolution]

But neogaf has a furry contingent! They might be offended by what you said.

Sucks for them. I don't want that shit on my screen.

 

[Aske]

Trolling? tagging?

I will end this thread now, I already know what I have to do

Good man. Just make sure she's fastidious when she cleans up.

 

[EVOL 100%]

the natural evolution of this thread.

There is nothing 'natural' about that.. that thing

 

[thetrin]

the natural evolution of this thread.

You're pushing the envelope. How avant garde of you.

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[ilold]

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

You aren't the OP's girlfriend perchance?

By far too long I mean a few second, but that was enough to store it in my brain

Xzeon please remove it!

 

[Kaako]

Almost down for anything...sounds like a keeper, this one.

 

[DonMigs85]

Hourglass dolphins are beautiful and more appealing than your average bottlenose.

 

[Lucario]

But neogaf has a furry contingent! They might be offended by what you said.

Nope!

However, assuming this is isn't a new riveting episode of "as the shit that never happened turns" OP should stick it out. You shouldn't have been poking around on her desktop anyway.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I think this might be eligible for one of the creepiest thread I've seen here...

someone appreciates me.

I took it sarcastically :/

 

[Xzeon]

You're pushing the envelope. How avant garde of you.

someone appreciates me.

 

[braves01]

Hold on, what's the bigger issue here? The dolphin porn or the fact she might have eaten the poo-poo? IMO, poo-poo is more concerning.

 

[Christina Mackenzie]

next level

Please don't make the mods lock this thread.

 

[Hanmik]

Hold on, what's the bigger issue here? The dolphin porn or the fact she might have eaten the poo-poo? IMO, poo-poo is more concerning.

great post Devo... ehhh that´s not Devo...

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

This thread won't live past dawn at the rate it's going.

 

[tubster68]

 

[Xzeon]

Please don't make the mods lock this thread.

FINE

yall are so intolerant!

 

[Sviatoslav]

Please don't make the mods lock this thread.

Yes, the great, though-provoking discussions occurring in this thread would be such a great loss.

 

[mavs]

Humans ? Dolphins ? Why choose when you can have both ?

Fucking hell...

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Yes, the great, though-provoking discussions occurring in this thread would be such a great loss.

lmao!

 

[Corky]

Put a ring on that finger.