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[Christina Mackenzie]

Bail out.

Like he said, bail...


EDIT: Dammit, beaten.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

The dog thing wasn't that serious. Im more worried she has eatin a humans feces before. I didnt want to go into that detail so I focused on the other fucked up thing

NOPE.

 

[spindashing]

looks like I'm not going to sleep

so what's this about dolphin orgasms and human feces

 

[sohois]

A dolphin costume. if that is affordable I am going to see what happens. I will be drunk of course

At the beginning of the thread you seemed terrified of the consequences of this dolphin fetish. Now not even 100 posts later and you've completely embraced it.

 

[nhlducks35]

The dog thing wasn't that serious. Im more worried she has eatin a humans feces before. I didnt want to go into that detail so I focused on the other fucked up thing

 

[BPRD]

I see OP is skipping over the feces questions.

Its enough to gag to? what do you want? christ

 

[EVOL 100%]

Bail out dude.

 

[JaseC]

I see OP is skipping over the feces questions.

Maybe it was his faeces; faeces he cared deeply for and is now without.

 

[red731]

Learning new things everyday. Not going to google it.
I still don't even.

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

I really don't reccomend you try this yourselves. Dolphins aren't the cute, cuddly, spiritual creatures that a lot of people seem to like to imagine them as. They are large carnivores that can quite easily kill you just for their own entertainment if they choose to. They have a wicked sense of humour.

Ok I LOLd hard here

 

[wsoxfan1214]

:lol Never seen this.

 

[KibblesBits]

No Vigilant Walrus appearance yet?

 

[bernardobri]

Admit it OP, you put the porn there on porpoise.

 

[BPRD]

At the beginning of the thread you seemed terrified of the consequences of this dolphin fetish. Now not even 100 posts later and you've completely embraced it.

well girl on dog is kind of hot. in video. not something you kiss and touch. the dolphin thing just surprised the hell out of me like others I didnt know that existed

 

[TigerUppercut]

Its enough to gag to? what do you want? christ

Let's just get straight to the point what in those videos makes you think she's eaten shit. Are they videos of people eating shit or what?

 

[spindashing]

do NOT google dolphin porn with safesearch off

I just saw two pictures that shriveled spindashing junior member up.......

well girl on dog is kind of hot. in video. not something you kiss and touch. the dolphin thing just surprised the hell out of me like others I didnt know that existed

nani

 

[Trancetronic]

Let's just get straight to the point what in those videos makes you think she's eaten shit. Are they videos of people eating shit or what?

whyyyy

 

[DrBo42]

well girl on dog is kind of hot. in video. not something you kiss and touch. the dolphin thing just surprised the hell out of me like others I didnt know that existed

I'm sorry, what?

 

[catabarez]

well girl on dog is kind of hot. in video. not something you kiss and touch. the dolphin thing just surprised the hell out of me like others I didnt know that existed

 

[Freezie KO]

already top google result for 'dolphin porn'.

Shit. Now she's going to find him next time she searches!

well girl on dog is kind of hot.

Nevermind. You two are perfect for each other.

 

[Valnen]

See this:

Still a dumb reason to break up. Breaking up should always be a last resort and communication should come first.

 

[red731]

well girl on dog is kind of hot. in video. not something you kiss and touch. the dolphin thing just surprised the hell out of me like others I didnt know that existed

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

well girl on dog is kind of hot. in video. not something you kiss and touch. the dolphin thing just surprised the hell out of me like others I didnt know that existed

 

[Salsa]

Maybe it was his faeces; faeces he cared deeply for and is now without.

Why is Tim Schafer on South park

 

[Sirius]

well girl on dog is kind of hot. in video. not something you kiss and touch. the dolphin thing just surprised the hell out of me like others I didnt know that existed

 

[Hanmik]

wtf..?

makes a thread about dolphin loving girlfriend.. derails towards dog loving girlfriend... and then some vague hints about eating feces..? and and and and.-.-- damn it I lost my breath..

 

[EVOL 100%]

well girl on dog is kind of hot. in video. not something you kiss and touch. the dolphin thing just surprised the hell out of me like others I didnt know that existed

wut

 

[BPRD]

Shit. Now she's going to find him next time she searches!



Nevermind. You two are perfect for each other.

fuck

 

[The Return of]

Amazing, your girl watches dolphin & human, dog & human, and she has possibly eaten human feces. Next you'll say you found a dildo covered with sand paper

 

[GillianSeed79]

well girl on dog is kind of hot. in video.

Wait, wut?

 

[Uncle]

Im more worried she has eatin a humans feces before.

How can you say you love her if you won't let her eat poop?

 

[braves01]

Ok, troll thread people close up shop.

 

[white dynamite]

well girl on dog is kind of hot. in video. not something you kiss and touch. the dolphin thing just surprised the hell out of me like others I didnt know that existed

You guys just might be right for each other.

 

[nhlducks35]

well girl on dog is kind of hot.

Hmmm, you're both fucked up

 

[Bossun]

Is it dolphin on dolphin? Like a documentary?

Or men/women on dolphin? Because not even in my most fearsome nightmares would I have guessed that it exists...

 

[JaseC]

Why is Tim Schafer on South park

Oh god, you're right.

 

[BPRD]

Can we close this thread it really is on google

 

[Snakeyes]

Tag mammaling?

 

[shadyspace]

Why would you be worried about her molesting your dog if you find that shit hot. Wife her, OP.

 

[soundscream]

Was she in the scat pics? If not I would say she has an interest but has not become a player just yet.

As for if you should bail...... You gotta ask yourself what your limits are. And is she hot enough that you would be willing to follow down the rabbit hole to enter this world she seems to be a part of?

 

[web01]

Ctrl + F "terrorist law"

Post 14 cmon gaf you are slipping.

 

[Valnen]

Ok, troll thread people close up shop.

Probably, he seems to be ignoring all serious advice -.-.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Hey, even world leaders are into it.

 

[xxracerxx]

Holy fuck. Speechless.

 

[red731]

Amazing, your girl watches dolphin & human, dog & human, and she has possibly eaten human feces. Next you'll say you found a dildo covered with sand paper

And that reminded me of blowjob girl[nsfw I guess].

This thread is weird and I can't stop watching it.

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

I'm going to take a couple vicoden to see if this topic will start making sense.

 

[catabarez]

Can we close this thread it really is on google

Love this meme

 

[TigerUppercut]

Ctrl + F "terrorist law"

Post 14 cmon gaf you are slipping.

It's on the first page.

 

[Narag]

Why would you be worried about her molesting your dog if you find that shit hot. Wife her, OP.

He'll have to get over his next concern first: that she'll eat his dog's poop.

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

How can you say you love her if you won't let her eat poop?

hahaa. This guy....