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[Xzeon]

so has OP made a decision?

i feel weve lost our focus here.

 

[Christina Mackenzie]

Yes, the great, though-provoking discussions occurring in this thread would be such a great loss.

I was thinking more in terms of the entertainment value.

 

[Canis lupus]

I never knew such a thing existed.

 

[Reuenthal]

You find human dog sex to be sexy.

You start a thread worrying that she might molest your dogs because you think she is into bestiality.

It's pretty obvious, you want a threesome with this girl and your dog.

Do her a favor and add a dolphin too man, this is the woman that could satisfy your hidden fetish. Furthermore she can clean up any poop left by any animals

 

[MisterNugNug]

You find human dog sex to be sexy.

You start a thread worrying that she might molest your dogs because you think she is into bestiality.

It's pretty obvious, you want a threesome with this girl and your dog.

Do her a favor and add a dolphin too man, this is the woman that could satisfy your hidden fetish. Furthermore she can clean up any poop left by any animals

Uh......

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I never knew such a thing existed.

Me neither, I knew about horse, donkeys and dogs, not much more (specially not dolphins). Not pleasant thoughts either.

 

[zkylon]

Me neither, I knew about horse, donkeys and dogs, not much more (specially not dolphins). Not pleasant thoughts either.

I saw horse and dogs, and if my girlfriend was into that, I'll kill her then I'd kill myself. Can't get the image out of my mind and it's been a lot of years...

 

[Xzeon]

this reminded me that there is actually an episode of King of the Hill where Hank is raped by a dolphin.

im not kidding.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Fuzzery]

Be vigilant.

 

[pants]

Pretty sure I'm way late making a blowhole joke

 

[Sviatoslav]

Okay, this is worse than the furry dolphin thing that Xzeon posted.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Okay, this is worse than the furry dolphin porn Xzeon posted.

... It's chocolate cake. It's from Matilda.... It was whimsical.

 

[Tesseract]

... It's chocolate cake. It's from Matilda.... It was whimsical.

yeah, and this is just a picture of a happy dolphin with a little girl. fish out of water.

 

[Keikaku]

Well, let's summarize

• Guy finds out girl likes dolphin porn
• He's grossed out
• Then finds out that she may be into eating feces
• He's grossed out again, but less so
• He does think that dog/girls sex is hot though, so whatevs
• Proof? Where this thread is going, we don't need proof!

In short:

 

[Xzeon]

... It's chocolate cake. It's from Matilda.... It was whimsical.

wasnt that movie actually really creepy and disturbing?

i remember danny devito and being creeped out. its been years since ive seen it.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

wasnt that movie actually really creepy and disturbing?

i remember danny devito and being creeped out. its been years since ive seen it.

A lot of people say the principal and parents were too dark. I think they were too cartoonish to be really threatening.

 

[Poyunch]

Like, I mean if terrorists forced me to...

 

[Pandaman]

Trolling? tagging?

I will end this thread now, I already know what I have to do

full body wax?

 

[Phaethon0017]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t496CDzLXgE

I never watched KOH much, but that was hilarious lol.

 

[Xzeon]

Like, I mean if terrorists forced me to...

someone else knows about the hank hill rape.

that ep was hilarious.

 

[Hypereides]

Why should that even matter. Everyone's got their kinks.

Just suit up in a Dolphin custome.

 

[DominoKid]

Like, I mean if terrorists forced me to...

why is that dolphins stare so intense!

 

[Devolution]

First they came for our women...

 

[Sviatoslav]

I'm assuming this is what dolphin sex noises sound like.

 

[Drazgul]

Well, you know... Those aren't the worst fetishes out there, don't be such a prude.

 

[daycru]

dat fin

 

[Vagabundo]

Please confront her and post about it on GAF.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Well, you know... Those aren't the worst fetishes out there, don't be such a prude.

I might like some pretty kinky stuff, but bestiality pushes the line for me.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Please confront her and post about it on GAF.

She'll confront him because she'll see this thread the next time she searches for more dolphin porn.

 

[Devolution]

She'll confront him because she'll see this thread the next time she searches for more dolphin porn.

And then it will come deliciously full circle.

 

[Tesseract]

watch flipper on netflix instant and observe her reaction. livestream it for our delight.

 

[Horse Detective]

I am more disturbed by a feces fetish than a dolphin fetish.

 

[Uchip]

so because hes talking shit this thread has no porpoise

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I am more disturbed by a feces fetish than a dolphin fetish.

Well that too. Don't ever ever ever watch 2 girls 1 cup. Ever!

 

[Sviatoslav]

And then it will come deliciously full circle.

I would say that it would put a fin to their relationship.

 

[BomberMouse]

Has OP verified if she has a spiraculum? That could come handy some days of the month.

 

[DukeBobby]

I am more disturbed by a feces fetish than a dolphin fetish.

What about a dolphin feces fetish?

 

[red731]

I would say that it would put a fin to their relationship.

Let's wait and sea.

 

[Drazgul]

I might like some pretty kinky stuff, but bestiality pushes the line for me.

I admit I only skimmed through the thread, but I got the impression it was only on the level of fantasizing about it, not actually doing the deed. People have messed up fantasies all the time.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Let's wait and sea.

I hope you didn't make that pun on porpoise because there is no need to be flippant.

 

[Anteater]

http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/14aa922a56e1720ce7d92d63b119aba5/http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd167/Sor-Chan/Screenies/how_can_you.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

I just found out where this is from

I'm kind of curious...

 

[xbhaskarx]

Ok, troll thread people close up shop.

.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I admit I only skimmed through the thread, but I got the impression it was only on the level of fantasizing about it, not actually doing the deed. People have messed up fantasies all the time.

Sure, but even watching that sort of pornography is too much. I'd feel mentally disturbed. I have once and it affected me for days. A friend had some crazy stuff :/

 

[hateradio]

This song is for you, OP.

Forever Dolphin Love

 

[Canis lupus]

Dolphins are cute.

 

[Bazza]

I saw it on kazaa years ago.. you would always get something weird. I like normal porn



screw me ]=

I remember kazaa, dodgy as fuck. you could download a porn vid that going by the name looked completely normal only to pen it up and see a woman fucking horses, dudes raping ducks or just people getting murdered. never forget opening a video only to see some russian soldier getting his head pretty much taken off with a machete by chechen rebels.

 

[hiryu64]

I remember kazaa, dodgy as fuck. you could download a porn vid that going by the name looked completely normal only to pen it up and see a woman fucking horses, dudes raping ducks or just people getting murdered. never forget opening a video only to see some russian soldier getting his head pretty much taken off with a machete by chechen rebels.

Man that was the best part about Kazaa. It was like playing the lottery every time you searched something!

My favorite was finding a file called "Techno". It was Sandstorm by Darude. Fitting, considering that's what people immediately identified all electronica as at the time. It was that ONE vaguely electronic song that would be played at school dances amidst a sea of terrible rap/hip-hop.