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Joe Biden picks up 17 year old twins.

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Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
What's the point of power and an state vehicle if you can't pick up high school students?

Cleveland (CNN) - She and Joe Biden may now be BFFs.

A 17-year-old high schooler and the Vice President of the United States could end up being "best friends forever" after Biden surprised the young lady with the ultimate offer – and the pictures to prove it.

It happened early Sunday in Cleveland. Ahead of a campaign rally in nearby Lakewood, Ohio, the vice president made an impromptu stop at the My Friends Restaurant.

At one point, as the vice president stood at a cash register to pay for cheesecake and coconut custard pies for himself and wife Jill Biden, a young lady informed Biden of a coincidence.

"You're going to my high school," Amira Nasrallah told the vice president, referring to his event at nearby Lakewood High School.

Yet there was a cruel irony.

"I have to work here," the young woman said.

The vice president thought fast.

After asking Nasrallah the distance from the restaurant to the high school, Biden said: "Now, if you ride with us, will you be able to get back?"

Oh, Crazy Uncle Joe.
 
That is the most confusingly-written quote in the OP. I have no idea what happened.

What does any of this have to do with twins?
 
He's trying to get votes for his eventual run in 2016.
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I sense that Biden did something cool, but after watching the video I have no idea what the Hell happened.
 
What happened:

Girl was at work. Biden was giving a speech at her high school. She couldn't get off work. Biden offered ride to school and back so she wouldn't miss much work.
 
Judging by the last name, the twins are Lebanese. :P
 
A 17-year-old high schooler and the Vice President of the United States could end up being "best friends forever" after Biden surprised the young lady with the ultimate offer – and the pictures to prove it.

that's like directly out of my biden porn parody script
 
This use of the "forever" meme has actually made me laugh this time for the first time, helped by everyone's "No" response.
 
That is the most confusingly-written quote in the OP. I have no idea what happened.

What does any of this have to do with twins?

This. I mean, what the hell happened, he picked up a girl who was working at a diner during her shift so that she wouldn't have to work? Jobs don't work that way.
 
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