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[Devolution]

I would love to believe that the car and jewelry stories are fake, because that's just shameful behavior to engage in (on both sides) for grown-ass adults. Unfortunately, I personally know a simp that makes these guys look like amateurs (albeit a lot poorer so no cars of expensive jewelry being given out).

It is a shame but yeah I'm in the same boat where I've seen people degrade themselves to ridiculous levels over trying to impress someone else who is just not at all interested.

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

I used to do this shit w a female coworker years and years ago. I actually had a shot at getting w her butn I fucked it up and had one too many long islands. Live n learn

Girls who accept gifts and stuff likr this type of shit know what's going on. They are not stupid

 

[Raonak]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=19947397

http://i.imgur.com/U87zU3x.jpg[img]

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holy shit. thats amazing

 

[thekad]

I dunno stalkers don't even buy gifts like this. This is a whole other level of being used. I'd say the idiot is the guy giving out cars and jewelry. These women aren't dumb at all. They're getting crazy gifts without even giving up the pussy.

http://youtu.be/1SsEAq4-p2w

These guys seem to get off on it though, so maybe it's slightly better.

 

[Psychological Intellect]

bullshit


BULLSHIT

 

[Devolution]

http://youtu.be/1SsEAq4-p2w

These guys seem to get off on it though, so maybe it's slightly better.

This is just too good. I laughed out loud (seriously) when they said "they're called rinses."

 

[vas_a_morir]

http://youtu.be/1SsEAq4-p2w

These guys seem to get off on it though, so maybe it's slightly better.

Simp City 2000 gotdamn

This is really unbelievable.

 

[Devolution]

Simp City 2000 gotdamn

This is really unbelievable.

Some chick charges 50 pounds each 10 minutes on skype and the conversation has to remain pg-13. God damn.

 

[Slayven]

Some chick charges 50 pounds each 10 minutes on skype and the conversation has to remain pg-13. God damn.

Amazon wishlist, skype, and Camsites have taken the simp game to a new era.

 

[Druz]

Yeah man, GRRR! MANLY SHIT! Let's all rip our shirts off and rub oil on each other and shit.

I'm dying

 

[G-Fex]

http://youtu.be/1SsEAq4-p2w

These guys seem to get off on it though, so maybe it's slightly better.

this is worse than those guys buying the kpop stars computers and stuff

 

[Devolution]

Amazon wishlist, skype, and Camsites have taken the simp game to a new era.

She has the amazon wishlist of course some dude bought her a macbook pro, tiffany earrings, jimmy choos. I can't keep watching this.

 

[Sadsic]

i met a guy online and the first day i was talking to him he bought me a 50$ webcam. i didnt do anything lol

to be fair though he's a good friend now

 

[vas_a_morir]

She has the amazon wishlist of course some dude bought her a macbook pro, tiffany earrings, jimmy choos. I can't keep watching this.

Seriously. These women are playing a dangerous game. One day, they are going to get murdered for humiliating them like this. The OJ Simpson Case.

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

Why?!

Why would you piss awa...

It's like throwing your mon...

What a bunch of turds.

 

[Slayven]

Seriously. These women are playing a dangerous game. One day, they are going to get murdered for humiliating them like this. They gotta watch out for OJ Simpson.

That is why pornstars use PO boxes for their wishlists.

 

[ReiGun]

I wanna see more female simps. Feels like we just bust on bro-simps, and I'd like the variety.

 

[LadyRiven]

That poor guy... honestly if I was in that girl's situation I would not be able to accept those gifts. (Well, not the jewelry anyway, I'll take dat Galaxy S for your friendship.)

 

[yogloo]

I guess you might say he is Juan in a million, eh guys?

Since this is neogaf, it is more likely he is Juan of us.

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

Since this is neogaf, it is more likely he is Juan of us.

that jokes been made Juan and a million times already

 

[Trey]

Kick that game, boy.

 

[vas_a_morir]

that jokes been made Juan and a million times already

Juan more couldn't hurt.

 

[BIGWORM]

I'm sure he'd Juant to be more than friend zoned...

 

[Jim E. Rossler]

If Normal simps are just those mooks you see bumbling around that you take out in one hit
This guy is the Huge Miniboss-looking Omega-Simp with the Long Health Bar, you only see him once and he doesn't respawn
100% chance of dropping 10000 Gold (saving to buy her a new car) and his unique drop, an Adamantite Fedora (-100 from all relationship stats for female NPC's and Party Members, +1 Internet Cred.)

 

[Dali]

Amazon wishlist, skype, and Camsites have taken the simp game to a new era.

Damn Its like the complete opposite of what 8ball rapped about. Space age simpin' smh

 

[GotEmRunnin]

I just got finished dogging a buddy of mine who bout this married chick some flowers, and this guy goes to Jared. Damn son. Where they do that at?

 

[Wallach]

http://youtu.be/1SsEAq4-p2w

These guys seem to get off on it though, so maybe it's slightly better.

I can't even watch this, god damn.

 

[HappyBivouac]

ITT: people are very bad at reading between the lines.

 

[vas_a_morir]

This...this has to be fake.

This is not a simpulation.

 

[yogloo]

that jokes been made Juan and a million times already

I am terribly sorry that I have only read page Juan and posted immediately.

 

[McLovin]

http://youtu.be/1SsEAq4-p2w

These guys seem to get off on it though, so maybe it's slightly better.

What are they gonna do when their looks start to fade? I mean plastic surgery has its limits. I wonder if they can still rinse when they get to the inevitable cat/duck phase.

 

[Marlowe89]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=19947397

oh my fuck i just spit my drink out all over the keyboard

 

[Ezduo]

Why do they accept gifts like this shit?

There's a thing about free stuff but there's the thing about free stuff from some idiot and or stalker.

My initial reaction. She must realize that this rather bluntly implies if not outright confirms he has feelings for her. She needs to tell him to get his money back and clearly lay out that she's not interested in him rather than continuing to let this guy delude himself. Just a really shitty thing to do in general, both giving the gifts and accepting them.

 

[Cotton McKnight]

oh my fuck i just spit my drink out all over the keyboard

Me thinks she was rather excited about marrying a soon to be ex NHL-er who is the heir to the largest oil company in Canada. Gold Digga (before all you say true love). lol

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

Since this is neogaf, it is more likely he is Juan of us.

Takes Juan to know Juan.

 

[FLAguy954]

If Normal simps are just those mooks you see bumbling around that you take out in one hit
This guy is the Huge Miniboss-looking Omega-Simp with the Long Health Bar, you only see him once and he doesn't respawn
100% chance of dropping 10000 Gold (saving to buy her a new car) and his unique drop, an Adamantite Fedora (-100 from all relationship stats for female NPC's and Party Members, +1 Internet Cred.)

LMFAO I laughed way to hard at this, holy shit

 

[-PXG-]

Yeah, the necklace and bracelet are signs of utter simpdom, but at least he got her a shitty, old, ghetto ass phone. I guess it evens itself out.

If Normal simps are just those mooks you see bumbling around that you take out in one hit
This guy is the Huge Miniboss-looking Omega-Simp with the Long Health Bar, you only see him once and he doesn't respawn
100% chance of dropping 10000 Gold (saving to buy her a new car) and his unique drop, an Adamantite Fedora (-100 from all relationship stats for female NPC's and Party Members, +1 Internet Cred.)

/dead

 

[bjb]

This is the most embarrassing thing I've seen in quite some time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmKYLfVMTro

 

[Discotheque]

what if it's his sister or really close friend?

if not then hahahaha what a doofus.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

do doing, big simpin, spendin' cheese
it's the tigga man,
telling you, you spend to much on dummy hoe's b.l.a.d.s.
we doing big simpin'
It's the tiga man, Simp master slay, JC going on thru 2013.

Spoiler

that just happened.

 

[LaserBuddha]

Diamonds are some motherfucking MISANDRY!!!!!!

 

[Sober]

what if it's his sister or really close friend?

if not then hahahaha what a doofus.

No brother is going to buy all that expensive jewelery for his sister. And a close friend? A dude, clearly. You don't buy all that jewelery without expecting something in return. This is simping, plain and simple.

 

[Discotheque]

yeah i didn't think that through. pretty damn embarrassing.

it's posts like those where you should blur out the pictures too because it's mad embarrassing.

 

[Brobzoid]

http://youtu.be/1SsEAq4-p2w

These guys seem to get off on it though, so maybe it's slightly better.

this is the shit. gad damn. especially the financial dominatrix part. get that money girl. :dap

 

[CTE]

Me thinks she was rather excited about marrying a soon to be ex NHL-er who is the heir to the largest oil company in Canada. Gold Digga (before all you say true love). lol

I thought his Dad was founder of The Brick?

 

[friskykillface]

I didn't simp that big today i lost valentines day ;P

ladies pm me your amazon wish lists .




still blown away at this, i hope this is fake but i know its true, really makes me smh and go wow
simping is getting out of hand,

 

[FindMyFarms]

This is the most embarrassing thing I've seen in quite some time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmKYLfVMTro

Holy shit, is nightline usually just a blatant advertisement?

 

[jon bones]

This is the most embarrassing thing I've seen in quite some time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmKYLfVMTro

i don't get what's embarrassing about the sugar daddy/broke college girl thing. i imagine both parties know what they're getting into, and they're both adults so let em do their thing.

 

[bjb]

I mean, she's basically admitting on national TV that she's a prostitute. Then starts crying at the end "I have no real income / career of my own".

You think? Just made me smh...

 

[jon bones]

I mean, she's basically admitting on national TV that she's a prostitute. Then starts crying at the end "I have no real income / career". Just made me smh...

oh yikes, i did not watch that whole thing.