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[DoomGyver]

You're a one year old?

 

[Kaako]

Ahahah that's pretty good. They made you put in that werk. Now you're a certified XBL cake maker.

 

[The_Monk]

Happy birthday fellow GAFfer, hope you have a great day. Here's to another year full of great things for you, it's a pleasure to be part of GAF with such fine members, enjoy your day! *


* I don't have a paper cake, I'm sorry. I'm not one those big companies so I can't afford such things. Hope you understand.

 

[A Sentient Keyboard]

I think it's kinda cute. I'd much rather have that than a few spacebucks worth less than the cup of tea I had this morning.

And happy birthday OP!

 

[Ermac]

"Happy Birthday ... now do our marketing for us."

 

[SeventhSon]

Happy Birthday! Do some free marketing for us!

Edit: ^ haha

 

[thekonamicode]

Microsoft should really just stop acknowledging birthdays.

 

[Card Boy]

cause we totally needed that massive photo/screenshot.

 

[LycanXIII]

Two weeks until I get mine. Hope it's chocolate.

Edit: Just checked. They already sent mine. It isn't chocolate.

 

[Wario64]

cause we totally needed that massive photo/screenshot.

If you're using superior 50 posts per page, it wouldn't matter

 

[Proxy]

"Happy Birthday, spend your own time and money putting this together."

 

[reddmyst]

I didn't get anything from microsoft for my birthday, not even that fake cake

 

[desertdroog]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

Maybe there are more lies than just the cake?

Oh and Virgos, *FIST BUMP!*

 

[Seanspeed]

That's so nice of you programmed digital service. Thanks!

 

[Fleshfeast]

So when you tweet it to them, do they just reply with "happy Birthday", or do they give you free stuff too?

 

[mishakoz]

I think its a cute idea.

 

[Mr-Joker]

No offence but that's a lame birthday present and what worse is that Microsoft makes you do the work.

Speaking of birthday it will be mine in 2 weeks so I can expect 50 stars points from Nintendo of Europe.

 

[BPoole]

Is MS going to reimburse you for that paper and ink?

 

[honorless]

1.) Some of those "cakes" are hilariously badly assembled.
2.) They really only give you a throwaway response for doing this. Wow. I figured they'd at least be like "Follow us so we can DM you a 20 MSP code!" Hah!

 

[Eusis]

Two weeks until I get mine. Hope it's chocolate.

You'd think that, but it's most of a week until my own birthday and I got it. Look forward to it next week! Or the week after your birthday.

 

[The Cowboy]

So for your birthday they got you to waste your cash (cost of paper, ink etc) and then actually advertise for them! - such a present (I think I miss the 20 points ).

 

[chubigans]

 

[Cess007]

Oh and Virgos, *FIST BUMP!*

Best current-gen gaming month too

 

[Avallon]

Better than 20 Microsoft points.

This is worse than the 20 MS Points...

 

 

[Bowler]

no seriously, i can't fucking breathe XDXDXD

right there with ya....lololololol

 

[Wasp]

I got this email today too. It's four days late however as my birthday was last Thursday.

 

[Kade]

The cake is a lie.

Spoiler

Someone had to say it.

No one had to say it. It's no longer 2007.

 

[Grisby]

Happy birthday bud.

Man, that guy is taking a beating today.

 

[joe2187]

You have won

 

[Gestault]

I actually think that's really cute. If they make a variation on a papercraft cake new for every year, they get serious brownie points from me.

 

[zerokoolpsx]

This is worst than 20 MS points. Well, at least you got a paper cake, but you can't eat it. >_>

 

[honorless]

http://i.imgur.com/N0GGtnO.jpg

Somebody upthread said Neuromancer should post the saddest birthday picture ever with this thing.

From the two ladies who do not give a single fuck whether that man lives or dies to the wilting array of Subway sandwiches comprising their so-called lunch, I don't think it is possible to get sadder than this picture.

 

[def sim]

chubigans :O

 

[Hamster Plugin]

I guess they didn't want to give you $0.25. When it's not in points, people would realize what a small present it actually is.

 

[Epinephrine]

Happy birthday fellow GAFfer, hope you have a great day. Here's to another year full of great things for you, it's a pleasure to be part of GAF with such fine members, enjoy your day! *


* I don't have a paper cake, I'm sorry. I'm not one those big companies so I can't afford such things. Hope you understand.

Kind of OT but do you always have to post fellow GAFfer everytime you post?

 

[NewGame]

The cups do runneth over Microsoft.

 

[MiniBossBattle]

is this for real?
The ink alone from my printer is more than 20 ms points.

 

[RoboPlato]

I don't know what the funniest part of this picture is. I have it narrowed down to the women who seem contemptuous or the fact that the sandwiches are on plates but still wrapped.

 

[FantasyFreak07]

Don't keep it all for yourself, pass a slice over!

Seriously though, this is terrible haha.

 

[HotHamWater]

This is fucking depressing.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

lol

 

[Het_Nkik]

Light the candle.

 

[kasane]

They made you print this off and do this? Wat

 

[desertdroog]

Best current-gen gaming month too

Mah Wo/Man!

 

[LycanXIII]

You'd think that, but it's most of a week until my own birthday and I got it. Look forward to it next week! Or the week after your birthday.

Just checked. Already have it.

 

[Soulflarz]

I cant stop laughing and i dont know why

 

[honorless]

I guess they didn't want to give you $0.25. When it's not in points, people would realize what a small present it actually is.

They could have given out 250 points in the new XBL Rewards program though. Nice big number there!

Spoiler

it translates to the same amount but you can't even convert it to cash unless you get 1000+ points

 

[stktt]

Beautiful.

 

[tensuke]

Haha oh man, that really is perfect.

Happy birthday neuromancer and everyone else in the thread, I hope MS wasn't the sole source of gifts for you guys! A tiny papercraft cake is at least better than nothing...It'd be neat if they could insert your gamertag onto the template, though.

 

[LordBaztion]

lol,
happy birthday, btw