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GTA 5 gameplay that has... Nudity?

I wonder how the character modelers feel when forming all these polygons into boobs and genitals
And where do they get the nipple texture map?
 
The random event minigame where you have to "floss Billy's ears" using Trevor's wee-wee was crazy, I can't believe they even added rumble so you'd know when you pushed in his ear.
 
There was full frontal of a dudes donger in Lost and the Damned and nobody cared. It seems to be a non-issue now.

That said I wasn't expecting uncovered tits in the GTA 5 strip clubs and walked into one right as my neighbors were strolling by outside with their very young children. The living room window faces the sidewalk with a direct view of my TV. Whoops.
 
The random event minigame where you have to "floss Billy's ears" using Trevor's wee-wee was crazy, I can't believe they even added rumble so you'd know when you pushed in his ear.

Jesus, I did not expect the amount of completely ridiculous shit to be in this game. I have no problem with it, but I truly expect this game to have a massive amount of backlash to it in the coming weeks/months. GTA has always been about ultra-violence and celebrating/satirizing it, but the stuff in this game sounds completely and utterly vile. I feel so bad for the parents who bought this game for their kids if they wind up accessing this kind of content in it, they're in for quite a rude surprise.
 
Jesus, I did not expect the amount of completely ridiculous shit to be in this game. I have no problem with it, but I truly expect this game to have a massive amount of backlash to it in the coming weeks/months. GTA has always been about ultra-violence and celebrating/satirizing it, but the stuff in this game sounds completely and utterly vile. I feel so bad for the parents who bought this game for their kids if they wind up accessing this kind of content in it, they're in for quite a rude surprise.
lol, I made that up :)

The sad part is Trevor's actual behavior makes such a deed seem plausible!
 
A penis? did we really need that in the game?


I guess it's good that they made the strippers topless. Just seemed kind of stupid that they had strip clubs but were afraid to show nipples, especially after the dong in TLAD.
 
Jesus, I did not expect the amount of completely ridiculous shit to be in this game. I have no problem with it, but I truly expect this game to have a massive amount of backlash to it in the coming weeks/months. GTA has always been about ultra-violence and celebrating/satirizing it, but the stuff in this game sounds completely and utterly vile. I feel so bad for the parents who bought this game for their kids if they wind up accessing this kind of content in it, they're in for quite a rude surprise.
That's the kind of wake-up call that parents need though, parents for sure need to be more involved what kind of entertainment their children are consuming. I used to work at a small game store and I can't tell you how many parents didn't give a damn that their kids were picking out M rated games even though I asked them "Are you sure you want your child playing this game? It's rated mature and there's a list of all of the questionable content in the game on the back." Parents would mostly say "Yeah yeah, whatever." but there were the few who actually did care and that was always super relieving.

I mean, if a parent is buying their kid something like Gears of War, which really is super over-the-top and ridiculous without being realistic like GTA is, I'm not going to really keep myself up at night over it, but I do still inform them of the content descriptor on the back and that there are options in the game to turn off the explicit language and the gore.
 
Ahaha okay. I wouldn't be particularly surprised though given the amount of horrid shit you do as Trevor.
Ha, I know. :)

I've had some reservations about the more malicious acts in this game (namely the torture) but I'm seriously tempted to pick it up tonight. The world-building just sounds too good.
 
This is different. This isn't a mini-game where you attempt to make the girl orgasm with various positions. I don't think the nudity was the sticking point with the Hot Coffee.

(You do have to do stuff to make the stripper "like you", but it's definitely different than straight up sexual positions to become more favorable.)
 
Too bad the girls at the strip club are all freakishly ugly.

From what I've seen, I agree. I always wished they would someday do a gta in the style of their box art/posters/marketing. It's it a technical thing, or does that art style just not for some reason? Looks like it should actually be easier, more cartoonish, not trying for photo-realism.
 
It'd be awesome if they depict penises the way people seem to fear them, like you see one and it transforms into a fire-breathing basilisk and you have to fight it off with holy water and a bible while it plays loud rock music and reads comic books.
 
I think it's funny how naked women have been in the Grand Theft Auto games (And video games in general) since San Andreas (Maybe even Vice City, I dunno), yet male dong seems to throw people over the edge.
 
I think it's funny how naked women have been in the Grand Theft Auto games (And video games in general) since San Andreas (Maybe even Vice City, I dunno), yet male dong seems to throw people over the edge.

It is really stupid that people get upset at penises.
 
America needs to catch up with all nudity stuff. Europe has had boobs on page 3 of the newspaper everyday. Although I know the newspaper thing changed somewhere in Euroland, they still have the gloriousness of having a lot of their beaches be topless as the norm.

Europe, less obesity, boob lovers, true heroes.
 
Dicks have been in games a lot more recently so not entirely too surprising, especially with Rockstar.

Boobs are common, but thanks to all the female controversy I guess we haven't reached vagina territory yet.

Though to be honest, I'm kind of mixed with how nudity is handled in games in general, but that's a whole other topic.
 
In a game where you commit countless murders and armed robberies, you're worried about a penis?
Even if its digital, I still don't feel the need to see a penis. Not my thing thats all.

I dont know the context though. If its one mission the its not so bad, but i dont want to be bumping into random guys with their bits flapping about every 5 mins.


Yeah the game has violence but I assume its not over the top like Hostel or something which is gross.


I think it's funny how naked women have been in the Grand Theft Auto games (And video games in general) since San Andreas (Maybe even Vice City, I dunno), yet male dong seems to throw people over the edge.
I don't remember any nude women in the GTA games. At most im sure they have tape over their nipples.

Still boobs =/= dick. I mean this is the country of page 3, breasts are nothing special. I cant remember playing a single game which featured a vagina......maybe aside from Geist.
 
Because we all know that nudity is worse than being able to shoot people.
For some reason, the mainstream still sees gaming as a child's past time so the whole concept of nudity in a game squicks them out. The shooting doesn't squick them out because it isn't intended to satisfy any sexual urges. You don't get the urge to go sinfully touch yourself after shooting a gun in a game unless you're a member of the NRA.

I think GTA finally escaped that stigma (to some degree), so no one really cares if it has boobs and balls. That, and the fact that internet porn desensitized everyone because it makes Hustler magazine look like a Sears catalog.
 
From what I've seen, I agree. I always wished they would someday do a gta in the style of their box art/posters/marketing. It's it a technical thing, or does that art style just not for some reason? Looks like it should actually be easier, more cartoonish, not trying for photo-realism.

Chinatown Wars did. Not sure if it counts, though.
 
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You're in a whole new world, sonny.
 
Did you guys see that high res cock in Outlast? Uncut and everything, will shock people.

Did it have dong physics like Mount Your Friends? If you don't know what that is, YouTube it, its an indie gem.

What's not to understand? I think my post was pretty clear...

Well sorry. Half the fun of playing GTA is when things like random nudity shows up. I can't help you though, I've only been to the strip club in the private rooms getting double dances with the plastic boobs.
 
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