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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Well... how?

Like the person version of this:

 

[freakk5]

That shit smells good.

 

[DY_nasty]

It all starts in the penis.

 

[Snot Rocket]

By simply not giving a shit about what anyone thinks, and believing in yourself unconditionally.

 

[Jitters]

I was born with it. Don't know about other people.

 

[Immaculate]

You fake it

 

[Pastry]

By simply not giving a shit about what anyone thinks, and believing in yourself unconditionally.

This.

Or you could hire Bieber's swagger coach.

 

[way more]

The only proven way is to hire a swagger coach.

 

[FreeMufasa]

It all starts in the penis.

That doesn't matter tho. Size doesn't matter.. Girls get more pleasure from oral sex. And I'm fucking amazon at that.

 

[DragonKnight]

By simply not giving a shit about what anyone thinks, and believing in yourself unconditionally.

Yep.

 

[Immaculate]

By simply not giving a shit about what anyone thinks, and believing in yourself unconditionally.

Everyone is self conscious about something


that's why you fake it

 

[Deleted member 13876]

Either through Move Tutor or TM34 depending on your game.

 

[ponpo]

Is that bodywash supposed to be like that Axe garbage?

If that's what you want then just lower your standards, sleep around, gain ego boost, tada~

 

[crazyrabbits]

Be a man others aspire to be. Whether that's through altrustic goals, money, volunteering, etc., once you prove yourself to be a force in your own neighbourhood, you will be able to walk proud.

 

[Plywood]

By simply not giving a shit about what anyone thinks, and believing in yourself unconditionally.

That's like, really fucking hard to pull off though.

 

[flippedb]

By yoloing.

 

[Fotheringay]

That's like, really fucking hard to pull off though.

Hence the desirability of such a trait by some folks.

 

[BPoole]

You buy Beatz By Dre Headphones to pair with your Macbook, iPhone, and black rimmed, non prescription glasses

 

[SummitAve]

Do people actually want swagger?

 

[Grakl]

That doesn't matter tho. Size doesn't matter.. Girls get more pleasure from oral sex. And I'm fucking amazon at that.

yeah?

 

[Conciliator]

you have swagger by believing you have swagger.

 

[Acorn]

Fake confidence until you believe our own hype.

 

[Immaculate]

wait

who the hell still uses the word swagger in 2013

 

[Calvero]

That doesn't matter tho. Size doesn't matter.. Girls get more pleasure from oral sex. And I'm fucking amazon at that.

Avatar quote.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Walk with a pimp limp. Stare people down. Wink at women/men/both. Whatever's your preference. Don't shave all the way. Don't take "No" for an answer from anyone about anything. Wear sunglasses.....indoors. Have one hand in a side pocket at all times. Lean against walls and generally have an aloof body posture.



Wait what, I thought this was a "How to get arrested" thread, sorry.

 

[Skid 4 Dead]

I think you have to be a pirate

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

wait

who the hell still uses the word swagger in 2013

Oh shit, am I behind the times?

 

[Plywood]

Really though, it's all in the way you carry yourself.

 

[Dereck]

You get like me.

Have you ever seen the Chevy with the buddafly does?

 

[Immaculate]

Oh shit, am I behind the times?

its just swag now man

 

[Pickles Spill]

I think you have to be a pirate

But then you can't go to rated ARRR movies.

 

[Piercedveil]

Be a douche bag. It really works.

 

[Kusagari]

You have to have Beats hanging around your neck 24/7.

Even when taking a shower.

 

[Skid 4 Dead]

But then you can't go to rated ARRR movies.

What does a pimp and a pirate have in common?

Spoiler

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp.

 

[Tesseract]

just fucking fuck it, do it live.

FUCK IT

 

[slabrock]

+2 charisma hoody

 

[Ninja Scooter]

If you have to ask, you'll never have it.

 

[youngwerther]

By listening to a lot of Tupac.
I mean A LOT.

Really though, it's all in the way you carry yourself.

This is strangely arousing.

 

[Courage]

 

[Unicorn]

Really though, it's all in the way you carry yourself.

It must be time for bed. I'm in tears.

By listening to a lot of Tupac.
I mean A LOT.



This is strangely arousing.

the swagger is working

 

[slabrock]

that's the swag final exam

 

[BIGWORM]

That doesn't matter tho. Size doesn't matter.. Girls get more pleasure from oral sex. And I'm fucking amazon at that.

.

 

[injurai]

Rent-A-Swag

 

[Pau]

By having really good Batman opinions.

 

[Korosenai]

By simply not giving a shit about what anyone thinks, and believing in yourself unconditionally.

Yup

 

[Cloud Strife]

I am so sorry.

 

[wenis]

Fuck swag.

 

[d[-_-]b]

You buy Beatz By Dre Headphones to pair with your Macbook, iPhone, and black rimmed, non prescription glasses

He said swagger not hipster...

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Rent-A-Swag

By having really good Batman opinions.

I am so sorry.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

We swag with our spirit.