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2006 MTV Video Music Awards

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omg rite said:
have you seen her when she's not pregnant lately? she's been eating more than her heart out~

rimshotlol

that little britney skit was such a gimmicky stupid.. thing. heh. it was so forced and unfunny.



yep. its interesting to see how rock bands accept these awards over other artists. they seem more appreciative, but thats just me.

i thought the miss murder video sucked though. but people arent really voting based on videos


well considering that the channel is dominated by rap (which im not shitting on cause i love rap) and pop music its hard for rock bands to accept they are nominated or that they won.

the killers are up next. are they closing the show? this show hasnt been as bad as the miami ones but still no good host means no good show.

jack black sucks at everything he does.
 
effzee said:
well considering that the channel is dominated by rap (which im not shitting on cause i love rap) and pop music its hard for rock bands to accept they are nominated or that they won.

the killers are up next. are they closing the show? this show hasnt been as bad as the miami ones but still no good host means no good show.

jack black sucks at everything he does.

i like jack black a lot but he's a crappy host.

if not just becasue the audience doesnt really get his shtick, so they look kind of bored.

edit: okay, never mind. that made me laugh quite a bit. haha
 
shuri said:
Maybe you guys should realised that you outgrew the demographic?
No, I hated commercial pap that had no artistic merit when I was a teenager, too. Maybe you should realize that the current state of the mainstream music industry is offensive to people who give a shit about music?

And for god sake, if I could find good shit when I was a 14-year-old dumbass who didn't even have the internet, "omg rite" can, too. Just read Pitchfork's "Best New Music" page if you're that goddamn lazy. It would be a far better use of your time than watching the VMAs.

Whatever, I'll stop hating. But seriously. That shit sucks.
 
terrene said:
No, I hated commercial pap that had no artistic merit when I was a teenager, too. Maybe you should realize that the current state of the mainstream music industry is offensive to people who give a shit about music?

And for god sake, if I could find good shit when I was a 14-year-old dumbass who didn't even have the internet, "omg rite" can, too. Just read Pitchfork's "Best New Music" page if you're that goddamn lazy. It would be a far better use of your time than watching the VMAs.

Whatever, I'll stop hating. But seriously. That shit sucks.



ok calm down. take a breath. no one is saying that mainstream music is amazing or great or whatever u think ppl are saying. there are some good artists out in the mainstream even if they suit ur taste but yeah most everyone will agree that majority of the mainstream music is not that good.
 
terrene said:
No, I hated commercial pap that had no artistic merit when I was a teenager, too. Maybe you should realize that the current state of the mainstream music industry is offensive to people who give a shit about music?

And for god sake, if I could find good shit when I was a 14-year-old dumbass who didn't even have the internet, "omg rite" can, too. Just read Pitchfork's "Best New Music" page if you're that goddamn lazy. It would be a far better use of your time than watching the VMAs.

Whatever, I'll stop hating. But seriously. That shit sucks.

dont you get it? it's possible to like mainstream pop "pap" and stuff that isn't popular.

why the **** does something have to have artistic merit for someone to LISTEN to it? and honestly, who are you to say what has artistic merit or not? how is a band like panic at the disco not "Artistic" yet what you like is? honestly.




back to the show though, jesus. those jackass guys are ****ing annoying.

al gore time!

NOW ITS GONNA GET CRUNK

.. oh my god he's talking about global warming.

just ****ing let kids who watch mtv have an entertaining show, without having to give them some kind of message.
 
MIMIC said:
:lol: who the eff was that?

SECURITY!

rofl wtf was he even talking about?

"MTV NEVER GAVE ME MY OWN SHOW" haha.

didnt expect panic to win video of the year. cool.

killers closing. this was like.. a really uneventful show
 
I am watching the pre-show right now... I Tivo'ed it... and I must say I am really digging this new My Chemical Romance song "The Black Parade"

I never even listened to any of their shit before, but this is very good.
 
Surreal said:
He did, right at the beginning.

Oh what the ****, I started watching it like 7 minutes in. Must have missed it.

Good thing they'll be replaying it non-stop all night.
 
terrene said:
No, I hated commercial pap that had no artistic merit when I was a teenager, too. Maybe you should realize that the current state of the mainstream music industry is offensive to people who give a shit about music?

And for god sake, if I could find good shit when I was a 14-year-old dumbass who didn't even have the internet, "omg rite" can, too. Just read Pitchfork's "Best New Music" page if you're that goddamn lazy. It would be a far better use of your time than watching the VMAs.

Whatever, I'll stop hating. But seriously. That shit sucks.

Wow, you're not doing anything to buck the stereotype of GAF being filled with music-elitist nerds/pricks.

Get over yourself. Music is a VERY subjective thing. YOUR taste is NOT absolute.
 
Outcast2004 said:
Wow, you're not doing anything to buck the stereotype of GAF being filled with music-elitist nerds/pricks.

Get over yourself. Music is a VERY subjective thing. YOUR taste is NOT absolute.
I agree that music is a subjective thing. The sticking point is whether any of that shit qualifies as "music."

lol, okay, NOW i'll stop. Stop baiting me! You know I can't resist a good music nerd fight!
 
Wow, you're not doing anything to buck the stereotype of GAF being filled with music-elitist nerds/pricks.

Ive found long ago arguing music with GAF is impossible. It seems they know whats good, and whats not, and thats it. There is no other way.

Same goes with movies too.

If its popular = OMG IT SUCKZ! HOW COULD YOU LIEK THAT!

its stupid
 
So what did Sarah Silverman do?

Also, wtf was up with Pink's acceptance speech? That was crazy!
 
ColdBlooded33 said:
Ive found long ago arguing music with GAF is impossible. It seems they know whats good, and whats not, and thats it. There is no other way.

Same goes with movies too.

If its popular = OMG IT SUCKZ! HOW COULD YOU LIEK THAT!

its stupid

Has nothing to do with popularity. The music just sucks.
 
EBCubs03 said:
Has nothing to do with popularity. The music just sucks.

Nah, Popularity usually does it. If its underground, its like INSTACRED! Popular, people here hate it. Thats the way it goes 95% of the time
 
sefskillz said:
So what did Sarah Silverman do?

Also, wtf was up with Pink's acceptance speech? That was crazy!


silverman had lil moments here and there where she is getting her makeup done and picking on the artists. like lance bass for one...it was pretty funny...something i expected out of a host.

then she came out and ripped paris apart in a lil 5 min standup. she should have hosted the whole show.

pink was doing her whole "im not like the pop artists" playing off of her video where she makes fun of the blonde pop girls.
 
ColdBlooded33 said:
Nah, Popularity usually does it. If its underground, its like INSTACRED! Popular, people here hate it. Thats the way it goes 95% of the time

my fav is "omg they arent the best at playing the guitar"...like say with Linkin Park...i would mention "oh i like them" and i would hear "omg they suck so bad....so and so can play the guitar better".

i dont deny that so and so can play it better but who cares if linkin park sounds good to the ear? are u supposed to only like the most talented guitarist? sometimes those who have mastered thier instruments cant put together a song.
 
Damn Justin just earned himself one more CD sale. I have to say that the overlook of the show is very nice. Good blend of edgy but not completely over-the-top. Shame about the host though, Jack got like two good jokes off the entire show.

Unitentional comedic highlight of the night is when Snoop Dogg came out to present his award. He comes through the curtains and his posse is behind him. Snoop gets to the stage and security immediately steps in front of random guy #1 who has a look like he just got hustled for all his money.
 
ColdBlooded33 said:
Nah, Popularity usually does it. If its underground, its like INSTACRED! Popular, people here hate it. Thats the way it goes 95% of the time
I'm telling you man. I want to be done with this thread, but I just can't stop scratching the itch. I give up, I'm in til the end now. Remember: you asked for it.

Some of my fave bands are ones that everyone calls "overrated." The press has never stopped polishing Nirvana's balls, and I love them. There's nothing underground about Flaming Lips, Beastie Boys, Bjork or Radiohead and I dig them too. I've gotten in heated arguments where I defend the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix from naysayers, and there are museums dedicated to them! I have over a dozen Bob Marley albums, and even more James Brown.

It's not the popularity. Anyone trying to put people who disregard the MTV spectacle in the "elitist" box is just taking it personally and lashing out. It's not a matter of taste, or me needing to "get over myself" and appointing my taste as superior and electing myself the only guy who can decide what's good or not. There is such a thing as artless commercialism and the current crop of mainstream "artists" is full of it.

Do you really think anyone in XTINA's world thinks she is making art or moving the culture, or music forward? Her producer? Her manager? Her label? **** no, and they don't even care, because art is not the point. Am I making a statement that is about taste or the quality of the music? No. Why even defend it on those terms? It's an objective truth about the intent of that kind of music. Admit this to yourselves. (I can't believe that dude started typing about how many notes she can hit.)

PROTIP: You can all be arbiters in the great discussion of what is and isn't art. There's only one guiding principle, really: is the basic purpose to recreate a known "succesful formula" in order to be commercially palatable? If the answer is yes, it fails the test. Otherwise, it's made from an original vision, and it's art, no matter how many millions of people enjoy it, or how over-hyped it is. (Sorry, pretentious "indie" assholes - and yes, those types definitely exist.) Sure, sometimes there's a grey area, but that's what makes the discussion fun!

See, it's not about elitism, or being resentful of bands selling out, or being "part of the demographic" or criticizing people's guitar/vocals skills, or just hating everything that's popular. It's about looking for an original voice -- finding something special that you can only find when you turn to that artist. Whether they're the most famous band in the world, or a band that only put out handmade casettes in the early 90s, it doesn't matter.

I understand that people don't care about all that necessarily and sometimes just want some comforting ear candy. Hey, that's fine. But guess what, that music deserves every bit of criticism it gets. I should suggest that you try to get along with your fellow "snobby" music fans by admitting that you just enjoy music that's pleasant to listen to and don't know/care about anything else. They'll just layoff, maybe make a crack at how lazy you are, maybe come back and nervously hand you a mix CD (and blubber about it), and that will be that. Fighting back with "oh yeah? Well, Kelly Clarkson's vocal range is 4 octaves!!" just proves that you deserve to be mocked. And you shall be.
 
Do you really think anyone in XTINA's world thinks she is making art or moving the culture, or music forward? Her producer? Her manager? Her label? **** no, and they don't even care, because art is not the point. Am I making a statement that is about taste or the quality of the music? No. Why even defend it on those terms? It's an objective truth about the intent of that kind of music. Admit this to yourselves. (I can't believe that dude started typing about how many notes she can hit.)

You haven't heard the album. STFU. I think the album is art. Commercial, but a lot of time and artistic vision clearly went into making it.
 
terrene said:
I'm telling you man. I want to be done with this thread, but I just can't stop scratching the itch. I give up, I'm in til the end now. Remember: you asked for it.

Some of my fave bands are ones that everyone calls "overrated." The press has never stopped polishing Nirvana's balls, and I love them. There's nothing underground about Flaming Lips, Beastie Boys, Bjork or Radiohead and I dig them too. I've gotten in heated arguments where I defend the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix from naysayers, and there are museums dedicated to them! I have over a dozen Bob Marley albums, and even more James Brown.

It's not the popularity. Anyone trying to put people who disregard the MTV spectacle in the "elitist" box is just taking it personally and lashing out. It's not a matter of taste, or me needing to "get over myself" and appointing my taste as superior and electing myself the only guy who can decide what's good or not. There is such a thing as artless commercialism and the current crop of mainstream "artists" is full of it.

Do you really think anyone in XTINA's world thinks she is making art or moving the culture, or music forward? Her producer? Her manager? Her label? **** no, and they don't even care, because art is not the point. Am I making a statement that is about taste or the quality of the music? No. Why even defend it on those terms? It's an objective truth about the intent of that kind of music. Admit this to yourselves. (I can't believe that dude started typing about how many notes she can hit.)

PROTIP: You can all be arbiters in the great discussion of what is and isn't art. There's only one guiding principle, really: is the basic purpose to recreate a known "succesful formula" in order to be commercially palatable? If the answer is yes, it fails the test. Otherwise, it's made from an original vision, and it's art, no matter how many millions of people enjoy it, or how over-hyped it is. (Sorry, pretentious "indie" assholes - and yes, those types definitely exist.) Sure, sometimes there's a grey area, but that's what makes the discussion fun!

See, it's not about elitism, or being resentful of bands selling out, or being "part of the demographic" or criticizing people's guitar/vocals skills, or just hating everything that's popular. It's about looking for an original voice -- finding something special that you can only find when you turn to that artist. Whether they're the most famous band in the world, or a band that only put out handmade casettes in the early 90s, it doesn't matter.

I understand that people don't care about all that necessarily and sometimes just want some comforting ear candy. Hey, that's fine. But guess what, that music deserves every bit of criticism it gets. I should suggest that you try to get along with your fellow "snobby" music fans by admitting that you just enjoy music that's pleasant to listen to and don't know/care about anything else. They'll just layoff, maybe make a crack at how lazy you are, maybe come back and nervously hand you a mix CD (and blubber about it), and that will be that. Fighting back with "oh yeah? Well, Kelly Clarkson's vocal range is 4 octaves!!" just proves that you deserve to be mocked. And you shall be.


Post of the year? I ****ing think so.

Advise: The majority of GAF are ****ing stupid asses. You've made your point, if they don't understand what you are trying to say..well.. then just leave it at that.
 
Stop writing XTINA please. If her real name was Crosstina Aguilera you might be on to something. Otherwise, you just come off pretty geeky.
 
according to CNN it sucked asshole.

It's ok though, I don't care really. MTV sucks now anyways. Jack Blacks humor is well, crap. :(

...I did like D though.
 
Besides, an ultimate sign of arrogance and elitism is trying to define what art is and isn't when dealing with an artform.
 
effzee said:
silverman had lil moments here and there where she is getting her makeup done and picking on the artists. like lance bass for one...it was pretty funny...something i expected out of a host.

then she came out and ripped paris apart in a lil 5 min standup. she should have hosted the whole show.

pink was doing her whole "im not like the pop artists" playing off of her video where she makes fun of the blonde pop girls.

Her speech went right over the entire audiences head.
 
I didn't watch the whole show but what I saw was disgusting for the most part.

Jack Black was not funny given it was all scripted, he is not funny on scripts...

Best female video there were so many good nominees I mean Madonna and Christina put out AMAZING records and their singles are both awesome and both videos have amazing art directions and style yet Kelly Clarkson wins with "Because of You" which is a good song but the video was most terribly meh.

And why in God's name did the Pussy Cat Dolls won best dance video when their music is not "dance" and the choreography was so uninspired! And only one girl in that gropus has talent. Madonna should've won that award! WTF! Heck even Nelly Furtado deserved to win that!!!

Highlights were JT performance ( the first track was amazing, he is going places) XTINA performance was haunting and Shakira's performance was great too, although her voice was weird during the chorus...

Next year the fans better not vote!!! They are stupid, they go with what they like not what is better for the category!!! BIAS!! Heck if 50 cent was nominated for best female video he would win thanks to stupid fans! UGH.

Also, the Britney skit was just awfully bad and I really like her.
 
terrene said:
I'm telling you man. I want to be done with this thread, but I just can't stop scratching the itch. I give up, I'm in til the end now. Remember: you asked for it.

Some of my fave bands are ones that everyone calls "overrated." The press has never stopped polishing Nirvana's balls, and I love them. There's nothing underground about Flaming Lips, Beastie Boys, Bjork or Radiohead and I dig them too. I've gotten in heated arguments where I defend the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix from naysayers, and there are museums dedicated to them! I have over a dozen Bob Marley albums, and even more James Brown.

It's not the popularity. Anyone trying to put people who disregard the MTV spectacle in the "elitist" box is just taking it personally and lashing out. It's not a matter of taste, or me needing to "get over myself" and appointing my taste as superior and electing myself the only guy who can decide what's good or not. There is such a thing as artless commercialism and the current crop of mainstream "artists" is full of it.

Do you really think anyone in XTINA's world thinks she is making art or moving the culture, or music forward? Her producer? Her manager? Her label? **** no, and they don't even care, because art is not the point. Am I making a statement that is about taste or the quality of the music? No. Why even defend it on those terms? It's an objective truth about the intent of that kind of music. Admit this to yourselves. (I can't believe that dude started typing about how many notes she can hit.)

PROTIP: You can all be arbiters in the great discussion of what is and isn't art. There's only one guiding principle, really: is the basic purpose to recreate a known "succesful formula" in order to be commercially palatable? If the answer is yes, it fails the test. Otherwise, it's made from an original vision, and it's art, no matter how many millions of people enjoy it, or how over-hyped it is. (Sorry, pretentious "indie" assholes - and yes, those types definitely exist.) Sure, sometimes there's a grey area, but that's what makes the discussion fun!

See, it's not about elitism, or being resentful of bands selling out, or being "part of the demographic" or criticizing people's guitar/vocals skills, or just hating everything that's popular. It's about looking for an original voice -- finding something special that you can only find when you turn to that artist. Whether they're the most famous band in the world, or a band that only put out handmade casettes in the early 90s, it doesn't matter.

I understand that people don't care about all that necessarily and sometimes just want some comforting ear candy. Hey, that's fine. But guess what, that music deserves every bit of criticism it gets. I should suggest that you try to get along with your fellow "snobby" music fans by admitting that you just enjoy music that's pleasant to listen to and don't know/care about anything else. They'll just layoff, maybe make a crack at how lazy you are, maybe come back and nervously hand you a mix CD (and blubber about it), and that will be that. Fighting back with "oh yeah? Well, Kelly Clarkson's vocal range is 4 octaves!!" just proves that you deserve to be mocked. And you shall be.

shuri said:
Maybe you guys should realised that you outgrew the demographic?


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Milhouse31 said:
Wow, way to ignore the specific reply to that post and put a "dot" on it as though you've made some kind of valid point.

Stop writing XTINA please. If her real name was Crosstina Aguilera you might be on to something.
Tell her to stop going by it and maybe you'll be on to something.

Besides, an ultimate sign of arrogance and elitism is trying to define what are is and isn't when dealing with an artform.
This sentence is constructed so poorly that I can't even guess what you're trying to say.
 
Basically, it means you're an elitist arrogant ass for trying to tell people what is art and what isn't. That clear enough for you?

I'll tell you right now you DO have as crappy taste in music as you might think I do.
 
CoolTrick said:
Basically, it means you're an elitist arrogant ass for trying to tell people what is art and what isn't. That clear enough for you?
:lol

So, let me get this straight. This is the controversial definition, here:

me said:
There's only one guiding principle, really: is the basic purpose to recreate a known "succesful formula" in order to be commercially palatable? If the answer is yes, it fails the test.

I mean, do you even disagree with that, or are you just making the point that it's "elitist" to point that out?

If you want to raise the specific point of XTINA, which you have defended against my oh-so-elitist rantings, that would fall under this section:

me said:
Sure, sometimes there's a grey area, but that's what makes the discussion fun!

So that about covers it. In conclusion, I suggest you should try and learn how to write, and not take things so personally that you immediately jump to personal insults. Oh, and delete all those XTINA downloads -- they're wasting your disk space. Subscribe to this RSS feed and stop whining because people who disregard pop music make your penis feel small. Instead, enlarge your penis -- with art!
 
The entire thing was just a painful reminder of just how tiny and yet incredibly freaking huge the generation gap is right now. That and when I was leaving for the night, I saw Beyonce win best R&B with an obviously hip-hop song. SIGH.

Justin ruled though. . of course.

And the best dance category was just sad. No ok go? Fail.
 
The ironic thing is you probably haven't even heard 99% of the music you call crap. You also think that true art shouldn't be made in an attempt to be successful? You try and apply that mentality to other artforms and boy you are in for a big surprise. :lol

In my opinion, the best art is widely recognized. This doesn't mean popularity = more artistic, but frankly, true masterpieces don't go unnoticed.

There IS an art in combining vision, creativity, with commercial appeal. There are no barriers, really.

I'm not sure why I'm wasting my time arguing with someone as narrow minded as you though. If the only music that gets you off is knowing that it sold less than a thousand copies, more power to you.
 
CoolTrick said:
The ironic thing is you probably haven't even heard 99% of the music you call crap.
On the contrary I've heard it all, thank you. If I didn't expose myself to this stuff, why would I be bothered by it enough to post about it?

You also think that true art shouldn't be made in an attempt to be successful? You try and apply that mentality to other artforms and boy you are in for a big surprise. :lol
Who's trying to define art now? OMG elitist!

You haven't understood a word I've posted and you're only lowering my opinion of you by continuing. Let's try again:

Art can attempt success. But, pop is constructed by recreating "successful" formulas. It's the construct and the intent of the work that matters, not whether it's marketed or not.

Jesus ****, I can't believe you haven't even progressed to the most basic point I was making and you've been posting all this time -- and not only that, you were so sure you knew what you were talking about that you accentuated your dim "insights" with namecalling and posturing.

In my opinion, the best art is widely recognized. This doesn't mean popularity = more artistic, but frankly, true masterpieces don't go unnoticed.

There IS an art in combining vision, creativity, with commercial appeal. There are no barriers, really.

I'm not sure why I'm wasting my time arguing with someone as narrow minded as you though. If the only music that gets you off is knowing that it sold less than a thousand copies, more power to you.
How many times did I put that popularity didn't matter in the long post, smart guy? How many times, seriously, count for me.
 
all performances were kinda meh... imo

the best ones were Christina´s, Beyonce and Shakira dancing (´cuz she sang really bad :/ )
 
Oh, so Panic won best video?

SHOCKER.

Seriously, everyone who has said that music today is shit is exactly right. It's commercialized to the point it's painful to listen to. Even shit like Panic.
 
It's always so fun to see terrene whip out his music cock every once in a while. I loved him in that Beach Boys thread a few months ago. I'm a huge fan, terrene. Please teach me about music and how I can appreciate it better. hugs and kisses

Ok Go was obviously the best part, but I only watched Youtube clips. This little award show has been an inside joke for quite some time now.
 
The consensus was that the show really sucked this year (which it did). I was flipping back and forth from the VMAs to the US Open.

The ratings were down, of course:

The show, once a ratings juggernaut for MTV, pulled in an average of just 5.77 million total viewers over its three hour telecast starting at 8 p.m., down 28% from the 8 million viewers it averaged last year, according to preliminary data from Nielsen Media Research. Just two years ago, the show brought in nearly double last night's audience-10.3 million viewers.
 
28%? Ouch!


But it's true, when it comes to music videos, MTV is simply losing its relevance. Digital Cable, Yahoo Music, iTunes, and YouTube all do a much better job of showing music videos. Outside of TRL, MTV only shows music videos in 10 second clips after their trashy low budget reality shows.

And now that the show awards are completely decided by viewers, the awards themselves are about as legitimate as the Kid's Choice awards. Instead of rewarding creative innovative videos (which supposedly the show is about), it's just a popularity contest. The other half is that the show is suppose to be edgy or loosely controlled chaos. But aside from a few off-color jokes, this VMA's could have easily been mistaken for last week's Kid Choice Awards. At least they had K-Fed...... that provided some water cooler talk. Did anything remember-able happen at all last night? Seeing Missy E. wearing her old garbage bag outfit was kind of amusing, but what else?

I always thought most people outgrow MTV once they hit their early/mid 20s, but then a new crop of tweens/teens take their place. However I'm starting to think MTV is finally starting to lose relevance even with their target audience. MTV just isn't the music/pop culture hub that it used to be.
 
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