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[Zep]

ITS ON RAILS

 

[dream]

I told you it looked just like Oblivion with slightly improved character models, Clover.

 

[reilo]

I told you it looked just like Oblivion with slightly improved character models, Clover.

I don't see improved character models.

 

[Blackace]

Is Lex Luther a troll? Is the 4th quarter a troll? Are the Minnesota Timeberwolves trolls? Is Bish a troll?

I THINK NOT!

but you are!

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

but you are!

I'm offended.

I should've gone as a troll for Halloween. That or 'The Best of BEST-GAF'.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

I'm offended.

I should've gone as a troll for Halloween. That or 'The Best of BEST-GAF'.

How do you and dream keep this shit up?

 

[reilo]

How do you and dream keep this shit up?

dream has no girlfriend and Cloving is married.

 

[Zep]

I think you meant virgin...Virgin is the word you're looking for with Dream.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

I think you meant virgin...Virgin is the word you're looking for with Dream.

Nah.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Aren't you folks happy that I'm not easily offended? If I were I'd have deserted Best-GAF years ago.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Aren't you folks happy that I'm not easily offended? If I were I'd have deserted Best-GAF years ago.

This is probably your best attempt and it still sucks.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

This is probably your best attempt and it still sucks.

at least I wasn't taken to jail for throwing up on myself.

 

[dream]

Speaking of virgins, is Uncharted 3 bad or is it just GAF malcontents being malcontent?

 

[reilo]

I think you meant virgin...Virgin is the word you're looking for with Dream.

Nah, he's had his share of giant squid.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

dp

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Nah, he's had his share of giant squid.

 

[Blackace]

Aren't you folks happy that I'm not easily offended? If I were I'd have deserted Best-GAF years ago.

we are just waiting for you to go post on the gaming side..

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

we are just waiting for you to go post on the gaming side..

you want me to be banned?

 

[Boombloxer]

DAT ETHER

And that's just the first 75 posts!

This is bad.

Luckily I have U3/MW3 and Arkham City to hold me over until AC:R, then Skyrim, so...

 

[giga]

So the good looking Kardashian is divorcing Kris Humphries.

 

[diehard]

So the good looking Kardashian is divorcing Kris Humphries.

Kris will survive, i mean look how good Rondo is doing after divorcing the jumpshot.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

So the good looking Kardashian is divorcing Kris Humphries.

He married her for the money

 

[MikeTyson]

So the good looking Kardashian is divorcing Kris Humphries.

Kim Kardashian is single again and the McRib is back. Black men are having the best week of their lives

:lol

 

[reilo]

So I'm on edge because I don't have I don't have a new deal, and Kobe is on edge because he might be going to jail, so we're taking it out on each other. Just before the start of the '03-'04 season the coach staff called us in and said, "No more public sparring or you'll get fined." ... Phil was tired of it. Karl Malone and Gary Payton were sick of it. ... So what happens? Immediately after that Kobe runs right out to Jim Gray and does this interview where he lets me have it. He said I was fat and out of shape. He said I was milking my toe injury for more time off, and the injury wasn't even that serious. (Yeah, right. It only ended my damn career.) He said I was "lobbying for a contract extension when we have two Hall of Famers playing pretty much for free." I'm sitting there watching this interview and I'm gonna explode. Hours earlier we had just promised our coach we'd stop. It was a truce broken. I let the guys know, "I'm going to kill him."

http://deadspin.com/5854904/

 

[Ninja Scooter]

You missed the better excerpt:

He was so young and so immature in some ways, but I can tell you this: everything Kobe is doing now, he told me all the way back then he was going to do it. We were sitting on the bus once and he told me, "I'm going to be the number one scorer for the Lakers, I'm going to win five or six championships, and I'm going to be the best player in the game." I was like, "Okay, whatever." Then he looked me right in the eye and said, "I'm going to be the Will Smith of the NBA."

as for the Shaq/Kobe feud thing, I think Kobe was pissed because at the time, both of them were told to knock it off, but Shaq and Phil were the ones that had done all the talking.

 

[ph33nix]

lol at the miami excerpt. zo sounded scared shaq was gonna kill his homeboy pat

I start taking a couple of steps towards Pat. Udonis Haslem steps in and I shove him out of the way. Then Zo tries to grab me. I threw him aside like he was a rag doll. Now it's me and Riley face-to-face, jaw to jaw. I'm poking him in the chest and he keeps slapping my finger away and it's getting nasty. Noisy, too. He's yelling "Fuck you!" and I'm yelling back, "No, fuck you!"

Zo is trying to calm us both down and he has this kind of singsong panic in his voice. He keeps saying, "Big fella, no big fella, big fella!" I finally turn around and tell him, "Don't worry, I'm not going to hit the man. Do you think I'm crazy?"

that...just sounds slightly bullshit

 

[Black Mamba]

"I'm going to be the Will Smith of the NBA"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"I'm going to be the Will Smith of the NBA"

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it's funny because the Shaq/Kobe feud can be summed up by that episode of Fresh Prince where Will and Carlton are playing for Bel Air prep and Carlton steals the ball from him to take the last shot. If both guys had stayed together any longer that was bound to happen.

 

[Black Mamba]

"I'm going to be the Will Smith of the NBA"

it's funny because the Shaq/Kobe feud can be summed up by that episode of Fresh Prince where Will and Carlton are playing for Bel Air prep and Carlton steals the ball from him to take the last shot. If both guys had stayed together any longer that was bound to happen.

It did happen during the '04 Finals.

And yeah, that episode is exactly what I thought of when I read that.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

I'm the Will Smith of Best-GAF.

 

[exarkun]

are you surprised? The gaming side hates on EVERYTHING.

this, and its fucking annoying. I wish evilore or some mod would say something. I literally can't read most of gaming side because how they all act like best gaf trolls except...they are not the best.

most of gaming side posts reads like cloving's posts except...worse. HOW CAN THIS BE?

 

[Black Mamba]

I'm the Will Smith of Best-GAF.

You're more Hilary Banks than anyone else.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I'm the Will Smith of Best-GAF.

Calm down, Nicky Banks.

 

[reilo]

I'm the Will Smith of Best-GAF.

Calm down, Geoffrey.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Calm down, Nicky Banks.

lol I can't stop laughin.

Calm down, Geoffrey.

...

 

[diehard]

Cloving is like the replacement actress mom.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Cloving is like the replacement actress mom.

The Jazz have never had anything but replacement players.

HEY O!

 

[Red Blaster]

I'm the Will Smith of Best-GAF.

Cloving, we went over this.

You're the white David Schwimmer.

 

[reilo]

If Cloving was any whiter we'd call him Casper.

Casper Loving Steam.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

 

[diehard]

Derrick Rose is Carlton, they both cheat on their SAT's.

 

[Puddles]

Cloving is Jazz.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Cloving is Jazz.

No, dream is Jazz and Duki is Hillary.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

No, dream is Jazz and Duki is Hillary.

No, He meant The Utah Jazz, you have your moments and try really hard but never really accomplish anything.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Cloving is the:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAjfjdKzbdc

of Best-GAF

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

No, He meant The Utah Jazz, you have your moments and try really hard but never really accomplish anything.

Well then I couldn't be LeBron since he doesn't try.

 

[diehard]

No, He meant The Utah Jazz, you have your moments and try really hard but never really accomplish anything.

Who does Cloving always bitch-slap? You know, the Rockets of Best-GAF.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

pretty sure this will be LovingCock's reaction to the poor skyrim reviews and sales.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJXuUOg68VQ&feature=related*


*especially the part where he slides on the floor. classic

 

[exarkun]

Cloving, we went over this.

You're the white David Schwimmer.

but the whole point of David is that he is a jew. Plus jews are white, so I don't understand this.

Blackace is uncle phil, and Cloving is that intern/clerk that he had that stole all the furniture and was pissed that no one noticed it was him.

 

[Puddles]

No, dream is Jazz and Duki is Hillary.

Duki is Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City, and dream is that dude she always dates (Mr. Big?) since he only likes ponies.