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[reilo]

Uncle Phil makes sense for Blackace.

When some of us go get hustled at pool and lose everything, he comes in and does the hustling to teach us a lesson.

 

[Black Mamba]

Duki is Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City, and dream is that dude she always dates (Mr. Big?) since he only likes ponies.

time to hand over your man card, dude.

 

[reilo]

Duki is Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City, and dream is that dude she always dates (Mr. Big?) since he only likes ponies.

smh

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Uncle Phil makes sense for Blackace.

When some of us go get hustled at pool and lose everything, he comes in and does the hustling to teach us a lesson.

pretty sure then bish is will's dad.

*queue "why did he leave me, man?" youtube clip.

Duki is Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City, and dream is that dude she always dates (Mr. Big?) since he only likes ponies.

smh. checkmate.

 

[Puddles]

time to hand over your man card, dude.

I don't watch the show; I just know that the actress is frequently compared to a pony.

Backfire total. =(

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

pretty sure then bish is will's dad.

*queue "why did he leave me, man?" youtube clip.



smh. checkmate.

No. Bish is Uncle Phil's (Blackace) mother who gives him a piece of her mind after she starts dating again.

 

[Karakand]

i don't watch the show i'm just intimately familiar with its continuity, they do not even show sex and city in moravia!

 

[reilo]

You two have a deathwish, huh?

 

[Puddles]

Blackace is John Matrix. Cloving is Bennett. Viakado is Sully.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

You two have a deathwish, huh?

No. I look danger in the face and laugh.

 

[reilo]

Blackace is John Matrix. Cloving is Bennett. Viakado is Sully.

It'll take more than that to make up for losing your mancard.

 

[exarkun]

Bish is Will's mom. Just wants the best for us, while trying to do whats best for him/her now he/she has made their sacrifice. It explains Turok!

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Is it wrong that I had to Google who John Matrix is.

 

[Duki]

dream is henry gondorf and duki is johnny hooker

fuck all yalls

literally

 

[Black Mamba]

Kris Humphries(notes) had a suspicion his celebrity wife Kim Kardashian could be bailing on their marriage, but has told NBA friends he was “blindsided” by Monday’s divorce filing and learned of the news through a TMZ report like the rest of the world.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-wojnarowski_kris_humphries_kardashian_103111

Per Woj article. Woj reporting on this. Thanks Lockout. Thanks.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Blackace is John Matrix. Cloving is Bennett. Viakado is Sully.

sorry bro. funny how the lack of penis changes the impact of a statement.

*You can't kill me Matrix!*

 

[Duki]

Is it wrong that I had to Google who John Matrix is.

jesus fuck youve gone too far

hand in your man card

clovingsteamette

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

dream is henry gondorf and duki is johnny hooker

fuck all yalls

literally

You guys are bonnie and clyde, but there's two bonnies and instead of robbing banks they just scissor all day.

 

[Duki]

if i looked like faye dunaway i would totally scissor with my clone all day so ill take that tbh

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Is it wrong that I had to Google who John Matrix is.

how are you a white man and a child of the 80s and NOT know commando?
your man card has been revoked.
now go in the corner with puddles and make out.
real men talking here.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

how are you a white man and a child of the 80s and NOT know commando?
your man card has been revoked.
now go in the corner with puddles and make out.
real men talking here.

Ain't men talking if you're there Ms Raven...

 

[Black Mamba]

uh-huh

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

uh-huh

Ether. Plain Etherized.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

real men express their emotions on paper in poetic form.
real men wear makeup.
real men wear pink collared shirts.

come at me bro.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

real men express their emotions on paper in poetic form.
real men wear makeup.
real men wear pink collared shirts.

come at me bro.

His name was once Kado
He was transformed
His name is now Raven
He has been transformed
Bravo

 

[reilo]

Dammit, where's the Nuclear Football when you need it?

 

[ryutaro's mama]

It's a sad day when the Lil Debbie Stealth Appreciation thread eclipses BEST GAF.

And that just happened.

 

[diehard]

It's a sad day when the Lil Debbie Stealth Appreciation thread eclipses BEST GAF.

And that just happened.

i already made fun enough people in that thread

 

[benjipwns]

Thanks Lockout. Thanks.

It ruined the blissful 72 day marriage:

One sticking point for the couple? Currently unemployed due to the NBA lockout, Humphries has been partying up a storm on his wife's dime -- while she juggles her successful E! reality shows and business ventures.

"Kim and Kris are not getting along at all," a source tells the new issue of Us Weekly. "Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it's causing problems."

Days before Kardashian's 31st birthday, the newlyweds "had it out!" says a family friend. "She told him he needs to do something productive. The work ethic in that family really means something. He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday."

 

[dream]

So I hear Puddles likes Sex In The City and My Little Pony.

 

[Duki]

So I hear Puddles likes Sex In The City and My Little Pony.

which, when you think about it, is kind of the same fanbase

they just love horses

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

which, when you think about it, is kind of the same fanbase

they just love horses

So you have something in common.

fake edit: ohhh, you said horses, I thought you said horse lovers.

 

[benjipwns]

Marc Stein and Chad Ford's amnesty candidates: http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/7147880/nba-most-likely-amnesty-candidates

Yet sources close to the situation insist that this decision isn't as automatic as some would make it out to be. The Cavs are known to not value cap space as much as trade assets. They've also been on a mission to acquire future draft picks since the departure of LeBron James. There's also one more issue: If the Cavs were to burn their amnesty card on Davis, sources say LeBron's Heat would become an instant suitor and serious threat to sign Baron ... which would be painful beyond words for Cavs owner Dan Gilbert to stomach.

The only apparent disclaimer is the possibility that the Lakers could double dip in terms of savings in the form of injury relief should Walton elect to retire, which would then make a subsequent amnesty divorce from the mercurial Metta hard to resist financially. One team insider said that Walton, though just 31, has indeed begun to contemplate retirement because of a debilitating back condition, with Walton himself telling ESPN.com's Andy Katz earlier this summer that he's seen multiple doctors who have advised him to stop playing.

Although there's an undeniable sense in Rip City that the Blazers will be tempted to give Roy one more season to regain something resembling his old form, one rival exec insists that "Roy would be gone for sure if [Rich] Cho was still there" ... and that it's only a matter of time even without Cho in charge.

Cutting ties with Roy, expensive as it'll be, is the only way they can truly start over. The Blazers, if they kept him for even one more season, would have a payroll approaching $75 million when the season starts.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Walton? Gone. Bynum? Trade his ass. All according to plan. D12, he we come.

 

[Duki]

christ, those walton back genes are a bitch huh

not quite as big a tragedy with luke tho

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

JJ Hickson had a -44 +/- in his Israel league debut.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Who wins in a duel of the coaches?

John Wooden vs Phil Jackson
Dean Smith vs Red Aurebach
Chuck Daley vs Greg Pop
Mike K vs Pat Riley

Who comes out on top?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Walton? Gone. Bynum? Trade his ass. All according to plan. D12, he we come.

Sign Roy on the cheap so he can chip before he turns to dust.



Mitch protect us from the screw up son.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Can the Lakers use the amnesty on Mike Brown?

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Analysis: The Wolves might be a terrible team but they don't currently have any egregious contracts on their books. Darko haters may beg to differ, but the Wolves still believe in the enigmatic big man from Serbia.

Don't jump, Rodeo.

 

[Boombloxer]

Dammit, where's the Nuclear Football when you need it?

I just read this last page and yea, dunno what happened. Not knowing Matrix, Sex and the City references...BEST-GAF has fallen on hard times.

I'll return once I've beaten U3/Arkham City, because we should finally have a deal by then.

 

[SamuraiX-]

Kris will survive, i mean look how good Rondo is doing after divorcing the jumpshot.

I gotta say, this one is at least a level above the usual. lmao

 

[reilo]

David Stern has fined Miami Heat owner Micky Arison $500,000 for Friday tweets on the lockout, league sources tell Y! Sports.

Woooow.

 

[ph33nix]

I thought the fine might be bigger. He said some pretty revealing things about the owners not being united, even if that was really apparent

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Woooow.

Arison showed more heart in his tweets than Bron showed all finals.

 

[The M.O.B]

44th richest man on the planet, 500k ain't a thing to him.

Spoiler

Wish more of that money went into the team

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Arison showed more heart in his tweets than Bron showed all finals.

-Infinity/10 may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

-Infinity/10 may God have mercy on your soul.

You're not DY, though you may have the same father as his crazy chick gf...

 

[thekad]

Most likely amnesty cut: None

How likely not to use amnesty this season? Slam dunk

Most likely amnesty cut: Travis Outlaw

How likely to use amnesty this season? Slam dunk

Good management goes unrewarded. A system reilo can be proud of.

Most likely amnesty cut: None

How likely not to use amnesty this season? Slam dunk

Most likely amnesty cut: Gilbert Arenas

How likely to use amnesty this season? Slam dunk

Other amnesty candidates: Hedo Turkoglu

 

[Justin Timberlake]

How the hell do they decide the amount for these fines anyway? Half a mil cause of a tweet? You serious?