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[Broder Salsa]

 

[Oersted]

Aaaw x3 . So many cute kids

 

[TCRS]

 

[Wazzy]

Look for at least 5 Algerians to get 'cramps' to ruin the flow of the game.

Yeah that was stupid and I hope they don't actually

I wanna see a Korea comeback lol

 

[Overdoziz]

More ass and tit pics are needed to reverse the threads vibe.

 

[chairmanwow]

im in portugal atm and the lack of freedom is absolutely stifling.

 

[Xater]

I think we gonna need a gif of Korean kid.

 

[BronzeWolf]

Wow, great sportsmanship from SK

Nice sportmanship from that one Korean guy helping aleviate the cramp.

Just wanted to get the game going, Algerie gets the up hand with each minute lost

 

[Acorn]

Imagine

Clint Dempsey scores a goal

The crowd start to cheer wildly

USA

USA

USA

millions of effigies of Cher are being fucked up and down the country

Obama is stroking one out in the Oval Office and painting that White House cream

Deuce walks up to the camera, calm as you like. He brushes off the attention of his teammates.

"Clint m8', says Jozy, 'wot r u doin lol"

Dempsey takes a microphone out from his shorts

"I was born into freedom, and thanks to an above average education, the money to buy a soccer ball and the charisma honed during years and years of rapping professionally, I maintained my freedom. But millions around the world don't have this privilege. So tonight, when your woman is gargling your sweet Californian balls, or when you're joyriding in your magnificent Minnesotan vehicle, remember the unfortunate amongst us who don't even have balls"

"Woznt this about freedom Clint m8" says Jozy

"Oh yeah"

10/10

 

[Hystzen]

Its Greece.

Remember when Greece won Euro 04

 

[oni_saru]

Nice sportmanship from that one Korean guy helping aleviate the cramp.

Yeah that was very nice of him

 

[LiK]

I think we gonna need a gif of Korean kid.

yes

 

[endre]

Just wanted to get the game going, Algerie gets the up hand with each minute lost

None the less.

 

[MutFox]

The stadium sound would be bad for a baby's ears, would it not?

 

[Anoregon]

The freedom to have multiple 4000 calories meals per day.

Does that baby have an earring?

 

[Overdoziz]

halilololu

 

[Skellig Gra]

Any news on the us/Portugal starting XI's yet?

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Imagine

Clint Dempsey scores a goal

The crowd start to cheer wildly

USA

USA

USA

millions of effigies of Cher are being fucked up and down the country

Obama is stroking one out in the Oval Office and painting that White House cream

Deuce walks up to the camera, calm as you like. He brushes off the attention of his teammates.

"Clint m8', says Jozy, 'wot r u doin lol"

Dempsey takes a microphone out from his shorts

"I was born into freedom, and thanks to an above average education, the money to buy a soccer ball and the charisma honed during years and years of rapping professionally, I maintained my freedom. But millions around the world don't have this privilege. So tonight, when your woman is gargling your sweet Californian balls, or when you're joyriding in your magnificent Minnesotan vehicle, remember the unfortunate amongst us who don't even have balls"

"Woznt this about freedom Clint m8" says Jozy

"Oh yeah"

jesus hahahahha

 

[Oersted]

Gif that korean guy

 

[baekshi]

so my kicks yet no goal

korea pls

 

[Subliminal]

The USA isn't any more "free" than 95% of the countries in the tournament.

That's the joke. How do you not realize this.

Oh dear. *pats head

Suggesting people shouldn't joke about freedom is ironic.

It's a self-aware and slightly deprecating take on the whole "murrika" image. Its the same reason people post fat people in mobility scooters waving american flags and shooting guns when we score. No one's posting George Washington pissing on middle east democracy demonstrations.

You don't understand freedom if you can't take people joking about it. GBA

Thanks guys, I understand jokes. But it's one of those things that to me seems fraught with possible offense? I mean, I'm not offended by it but when someone who has had their freedom taken away by the US hears an american joke about how much free-er they are can't you see the frustration? idk, it's the same reason I wouldn't joke about 'the empire' as a Brit.

 

[nny]

Lol at player on the wall slapping his teammate

 

[Hunter S.]

I do not like the chunky. You bad person.

 

[Juz]

Son pls

 

[Lkr]

The freedom to have multiple 4000 calories meals per day.

the government could tell her what she is allowed to eat, but she is a free individual who can make her own decisions

 

[Haunted]

Now think about it I not seen a Greece match so far think I been asleep for each them

Smartest GAFer in this thread.

 

[Arjen]

Remember when Greece won Euro 04

I try to forget

 

[His Majesty]

So many goals, yet not a single one from a direct free kick.

 

[Wazzy]

Ugh almostttttttttttt

 

[VE3TRO]

What a match this has been. Looking forward to USA vs Portugal.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Goddamn, SK deserve this so hard.

 

[BronzeWolf]

Thanks guys, I understand jokes. But it's one of those things that to me seems fraught with possible offense? I mean, I'm not offended by it but when someone who has had their freedom taken away by the US hears an american joke about how much free-er they are can't you see the frustration? idk, it's the same reason I wouldn't joke about 'the empire' as a Brit.

They told me Brits had a sense of humor.

/NotevenMurika'n

 

[Nibel]

Imagine

Clint Dempsey scores a goal

The crowd start to cheer wildly

USA

USA

USA

millions of effigies of Cher are being fucked up and down the country

Obama is stroking one out in the Oval Office and painting that White House cream

Deuce walks up to the camera, calm as you like. He brushes off the attention of his teammates.

"Clint m8', says Jozy, 'wot r u doin lol"

Dempsey takes a microphone out from his shorts

"I was born into freedom, and thanks to an above average education, the money to buy a soccer ball and the charisma honed during years and years of rapping professionally, I maintained my freedom. But millions around the world don't have this privilege. So tonight, when your woman is gargling your sweet Californian balls, or when you're joyriding in your magnificent Minnesotan vehicle, remember the unfortunate amongst us who don't even have balls"

"Woznt this about freedom Clint m8" says Jozy

"Oh yeah"

No idea why this made me laugh so much

 

[BronsonLee]

Thanks guys, I understand jokes. But it's one of those things that to me seems fraught with possible offense? I mean, I'm not offended by it but when someone who has had their freedom taken away by the US hears an american joke about how much free-er they are can't you see the frustration? idk, it's the same reason I wouldn't joke about 'the empire' as a Brit.

THIS IS THE WORLD CUP THREAD YOU FOOL WHO CARES

 

[Acorn]

Remember when Greece won Euro 04

I try not to.

 

[Tugatrix]

Portugal Team: Beto, João Pereira, Ricardo Costa, Bruno Alves, André Almeida, Miguel Veloso, João Moutinho, Raul Meireles, Nani, Hélder Postiga e Cristiano Ronaldo.

 

[sabertoothzombie]

Any news on the us/Portugal starting XI's yet?

I've heard nothing, and google isn't posting it until just before the match

 

[Mr.Awesome]

Most unexpectedly great match ever

 

[SxP]

That target man has been working out great for Korea. Too little, too late though.

 

[Fox318]

That is Mangold, an Olympic weightlifter.

Brother plays in the NFL.

 

[segarr]

This is such a great game

It really has been. One of the better ones even compared to the other great games this tournament has had

 

[Fotheringay]

Isn't she a weightlifter?

 

[Lkr]

Remember when Greece won Euro 04

soccer wasn't popular in the US at the time, so fortunately I have never seen this

 

[Arkos]

Isn't she a weightlifter?

Lolz

 

[Afrikan]

to be fair she is a world class athlete.

 

[trickstar]

whatever happened to the goal line technology?

 

[Acorn]

Isn't she a weightlifter?

Of bags of tate & lyle.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I think we gonna need a gif of Korean kid.

?

 

[TCRS]

 

[Pastry]

The stadium sound would be bad for a baby's ears, would it not?

Does that baby have an earring?

FIFA should investigate fans for child abuse.