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[dgenx]

Wtf is wrong with this animal, it keeps screaming like its sunrise, and it's all dark! Fuck him!

 

[PorkChopSandwiches]

what a cock

 

[Derwind]

Feed it pizza.

 

[k_trout]

what a cock

rofl
must be where the term originated

 

[Aiii]

The neighbour at my parents house held a frog pond in his backyard.

If you believe a Rooster is bad, try dozens of fucking frogs croaking all night.

 

[1cmanny1]

I have had this problem. Assuming they crow only when the sun comes up is BS. They crow all the bloody time. Hens also crow all the bloody times.

Protip, don't get poultry if you can't house them FAR FAR away from your house.

 

[Salsa]

stop sleeping on a barn

 

[chicko1983]

It happened to my Dad when he was in high school during his final exam weeks.

He went next door and grabbed the rooster, which was a prize winning rooster apparently, and chopped its head off with an axe.

The neighbours have never forgiven him.

 

[ElbowRocket]

The neighbour at my parents house held a frog pond in his backyard.

If you believe a Rooster is bad, try dozens of fucking frogs croaking all night.

I know how this feels but I learnt just to lick them until you feel sleepy

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

Man at my ex's apartment there were not one but TWO roosters in the townhouses next door.

I despised them.

 

[Mistah]

put explosives on it and blow it up.

 

[Beerman462]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHiR1xeOSs&desktop_uri=/watch?v=5gHiR1xeOSs#

 

[Kinky John]

It's probably Little Jerry.

 

[JBourne]

I swear the rooster crowing at sunrise thing has to be a myth. When I visit my dad, I'm never allowed to sleep past 4. There's always relentless crowing until 6 at the earliest.

 

[Always-honest]

Roosters are forbidden in the area where i live. Thank god.

 

[jourdy]

They can be quite a nuisance. They should be illegal!

 

[BGBW]

It ran out of Corn Flakes.

 

[rvy]

Well, he's probably warning you about some shady people around the area.

 

[Arjen]

When i lived at home our neighbour had a rooster to. One of the other neigbours complained about it to him. He said to her he would fix it. Showed up on her doorstep the next day. Head of the rooster in one hand, body in the other. I fixed your problem

 

[Ostinatto]

edit: beaten

 

[RELAYER]

RUURR-RAA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo....

 

[Charlie McCarthy]

Well its not going to stop so here's my answer to any noise problems

http://www.rainymood.com/

 

[Facism]

when i was younger and visiting family in Cyprus, my nan's rooster was like this. Got us all up well early. We all hated it.

One day the rooster was silent. My nan had got tired of said rooster being a cunt so went out and broke it's neck.

It was delicious when she cooked it up for lunch.

 

[crazyjah2003]

Music to my ears! I handled pet/farm Chicken and Rooster for 16 years. They would be born and mostly swept away within a year with a stupid fever that decimated a large portion of the population, so my colony never exceeded 20 So we started eating them at the first of sickness.(Glad we were not the ones who started the Bird flu.) Now I live in NYC my family still mostly wake up at 4:00 am-ish because of years of habit. Can we trade places OP?

 

[Vitten]

Toss it some rat poisoned grains. Problem solved.

 

[maquiladora]

I said- I said wow.

 

[Alcoholikaust]

you know those waffle battered chicken strips at Popeyes sound mighty tast right about now

 

[Culex]

Witching Hour.....Devil's Bird.....you might want to pull those covers tightly over your head.

 

[CTLance]

I pity those that cannot drown out these sounds. In fact, I love them and prefer them to the usual city noise.

 

[Vermillion]

It ran out of Corn Flakes.

I said- I said wow.

I love you both.

 

[SteveMeister]

Our rooster is still pretty young, less than a full year old, so he only started crowing a couple months ago. He's a couple hundred feet from the house, but with the windows open we can hear him crowing. I haven't noticed him crowing before there's at least SOME light in the sky.

Plus I get up at 5AM or earlier to exercise anyway, so it hasn't bothered me yet. And he keeps the hens happy so we get lots of eggs.

 

[squidyj]

Wtf is wrong with this animal, it keeps screaming like its sunrise, and it's all dark! Fuck him!

Oh man that'd be a great reminder for me to go to bed.