Where are you guys getting this from? This stuff is indeed meant to be an *almost* drop-in replacement for the RAM conventionally used in... guess it now... mobile phones.
The Fujitsu chart referenced in the ifixit article is irrelevant; it's for the
"Consumer FCRAM" (part numbers beginning 'MB81E') series of chips, which are meant to be used in place of conventional DDR modules in consumer electronics devices: HDTVs, DVRs, etc. Things you plug into a wall, or at least things with very large batteries.
This memory is part of the
"Mobile FCRAM" series (part numbers beginning 'MB82D'), that are meant to replace the usual low power SRAM chips in phones and other portable, handheld devices.
If this stuff LOOKS awesome at first glance, it's because people are mistaking it for the (relatively) high-power draw home electronics parts. And even then that chart is a bit deceptive in that it's only the highest-density 512 MBit modules that have that DDR2-doubling performance, and that's because THOSE chips can be had with a 64-bit bus width while the rest have only 32-bit.
Which is the one ray of hope here. It seems unlikely that the 3DS has that 3.2 GB/s of memory bandwidth you all are hoping for, but it DOES seem quite possible that the 512 MBit mobile parts here could ALSO have a bus width twice what the smaller modules do. Unfortunately, Fujitsu doesn't have a datasheet posted on their website for this particular part, but maybe some more research around that documentation area in those links I posted will reveal something.