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500+ hour Metal Gear marathon on Twitch started today

I'd be willing to bet anything that a majority of the people in the chat exclaiming "This game is soooooooo bad" don't even have any idea why they're saying it.

Not sure about everyone else but the reason why that scene pisses me off is because it's a giant middle finger to the entire Snake and Meryl's development and buildup in MGS1. It may seem minor but somethings are just not easy to get over with. The dialogue is still tolerable.

I do understand that, and it does suck in that regard but Snake has been shown across the entirety of this game to be dying so Meryl ending up with Snake would have only been for a little less than a year, if that. Not a very happy ending if you ask me.
 
I know zero about the series except that it is entirely wacky and zany.

I'm just saying that is shitty dialogue. Saying "it's a video game" or "that's the point" doesn't make it any less shitty dialogue. Don't you watch bad films and go "what was that?" because it's so ridiculous?

There is a difference between joking with friends about something you all know is laughably bad, and coming into a thread full of people that love a game series and then going "This is dumb. This is bad. I wish this was never in the game because it's shit. Lol. The people that made this are dumb". That's not being funny, cracking jokes or laughing along, it's obnoxious and it elicits an obvious negative response.
 
Is kojima married? Weird question but i was just thinking how he is like 50 years old and i never heard of him having a wife. Seems kind of sad actually.
 
Is kojima married? Weird question but i was just thinking how he is like 50 years old and i never heard of him having a wife. Seems kind of sad actually.

Yes. And a kid or two. Aspects of Rose were based off interactions he had with his wife.
 
Is kojima married? Weird question but i was just thinking how he is like 50 years old and i never heard of him having a wife. Seems kind of sad actually.
He's been married for a while lol, I watched this final Bosman where he talked about an article Kojima was a part of and talked about how the MGS2 trailer did crazy good and only wanted his wife's approval and she didn't give a shit lol
 
Otacon at Shadow Moses:
"I'm done crying"

Otacon at Arsenal Gear:
"NAAAOOOMIIIIIIIII"

See, it comments like that that are just irritating to read. They're just completely founded on unreasonable expectations. Everyone says they'll never do something only to do it later on if the circumstances call for it.
 
THIS VIRUS CONVENIENTLY CIRCUMVENTS THE CONSEQUENCES OF DESTROYING THE PATRIOTS ESTABLISHED IN MGS2

this convinient plot device i have no issue with, only someone that was experimented on by the Patriots would know exactly what they fuck up with.

Now the Ocelot fight is just amazing
 
There is a difference between joking with friends about something you all know is laughably bad, and coming into a thread full of people that love a game series and then going "This is dumb. This is bad. I wish this was never in the game because it's shit. Lol. The people that made this are dumb".

Dude, are you seriously giving me shit for thinking a line was bad about a series that is meant to be satire?
 
Whenever they do these flowchart infographic things in cutscenes I like to imagine that the character monologue-ing is clicking through a Powerpoint presentation for Snake's benefit.
 
THE PATRIOTS MEMES IM DONE


Also ocelot still saying "our father", commitment boys, watch and learn

? The Patriots controlling the memes of society was the whole point of MGS2. What's the problem?
 
"a series that is meant to be bad"

Come on now, that's uncalled for.

Having an opinion? Look, if you think it's a 100% straight game, then that's fine. But, in my opinion, it's not. In my opinion, MGS is a satire. I'm sorry if I offended you or something for not enjoying it for the same reasons you do.
 
You guys? I have no fucking idea what syringes are supposed to do in this game. Like, they make Snake's Psyche gauge go up, but they also make Naomi not die from cancer, but then at the end they make her super die from cancer, and also turn off Vamp's superpowers, and also disable Mantis' abilities.

LIQUIIIIIIIID!
 
Dude, are you seriously giving me shit for thinking a line was bad about a series that is meant to be satire?

I'm explaining to you the difference between being in on a joke and having fun about it together, and just pointing at something and calling it shit, hence the reactions to your post. How you feel about any game is your business.

On-topic: So, only two hours of cutscenes left! I felt like I was watching LOTR:ROTK when I first played MGS4. But that fight is totally badass!
 
Seriously, though, the fight choreography and camerawork in the proper Metal Gear series is sublime. Compare this to the slow-mo, wire-fu, no sense of spacial awareness or flow or continuity trash in The Twin Snakes.
 
All this fight reminds me of is how foolish it was of Kojima to kill of Liquid Snake. I mean, who the hell is he actually fighting right now? Ocelot? Liquid? Ocelot pretending to be Liquid?
 
All this fight reminds me of is how foolish it was of Kojima to kill of Liquid Snake. I mean, who the hell is he actually fighting right now? Ocelot? Liquid? Ocelot pretending to be Liquid?

it's liquid in his mind, so liquid i guess? He turns back into ocelot later
 
Having an opinion? Look, if you think it's a 100% straight game, then that's fine. But, in my opinion, it's not. In my opinion, MGS is a satire. I'm sorry if I offended you or something for not enjoying it for the same reasons you do.

You're entitled to your opinion, but coming into a topic and telling its fans that their game series is meant to be a satirical mess, with nothing to back it up mind you, is just asking to get ass blasted from all possible angles.
 
I do understand that, and it does suck in that regard but Snake has been shown across the entirety of this game to be dying so Meryl ending up with Snake would have only been for a little less than a year, if that. Not a very happy ending if you ask me.

It won't be a happy ending but Meryl could at least be with Snake for the little time that he has left. Snake could at least die happily in peace with someone who did care about him instead of alone. :(
Meryl could've married Johnny later.

It's just one of the few things I can't let go I guess lol. Eitherway the Liquid and Snake fight somewhat makes up for that scene.
 
All this fight reminds me of is how foolish it was of Kojima to kill of Liquid Snake. I mean, who the hell is he actually fighting right now? Ocelot? Liquid? Ocelot pretending to be Liquid?

It changes during the fight; watch the names on the health bar. Liquid, Liquid Ocelot, Ocelot, then just two old men slugging away at eachother. Snake's essentially beating the Liquid out of Ocelot :P
 
It changes during the fight; watch the names on the health bar. Liquid, Liquid Ocelot, Ocelot, then just two old men slugging away at eachother. Snake's essentially beating the Liquid out of Ocelot :P
It says solid snake instead of old snake


Names don't mean anything, it's crazy enjoy the beating old people are crazy

Oh wait because it changes from game to game ok forgot about that
 
It changes during the fight; watch the names on the health bar. Liquid, Liquid Ocelot, Ocelot, then just two old men slugging away at eachother. Snake's essentially beating the Liquid out of Ocelot :P

Just feels like such a lame cop out. The real Liquid was the only villain in MGS I thought was worth a damn.
 
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