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[phaonaut]

Are you sure its not your coworkers messing with you from unknown numbers?

But OP chose the numbers, unless they used some type of mental suggestion like in the feature film Focus starring Will Smith.

 

[ShadowsFell]

And risk a female cop's husband getting mad at him? Hell no.

Well, I think if he puts away his gum wrappers before getting on the phone, this is an evitable situation.

 

[Horseticuffs]

Jeez this is just scary! Good luck.

 

[K.Jack]

We still doing phone pranks in 2015 ya'll.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

"I’m here to bang your wife and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum."


The fact that he knows where you live might make it a good idea to either smooth things out or get some police involved.

 

[ShadowsFell]

"I’m here to bang your wife and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum."

"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and lick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[HawksWinStanley]

And risk a female cop's husband getting mad at him? Hell no.

lmao

 

[Baroquemantic]

Is your name Tyrone?

 

[teruterubozu]

A very sticky situation.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Guys, I don't really want to involve the cops until I know he's an actual threat. If he's just a hothead and a big talker, I don't want to cause him more grief than I already have. If he escalates things even a bit, then yeah, I'll involve the police. But man, this is nuts.

Before this whole situation gets more sticky and pops, you need to call the guy and chew him out. You're in the big leagues with this guy. You should double your safety, double your guns, with double men double men guns.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Honestly, OP, you deserve this shit. This is straight out of a freaking movie plot. In fact, I'm going to pitch this idea to Kevin Smith.

Call the police or have fun watching over you and your family's shoulder. I'll be drinking melon balls in the mean time.

 

[DunderHassan]

Ah thats funny. Should be holding the gum or wrapper too.

Look at the pic again.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Gum wrapper that started it all.

 

[Amory]

Before this whole situation gets more sticky and pops, you need to call the guy and chew him out. You're in the big leagues with this guy. You should double your safety, double your guns, with double men double men guns.

i like this post a whole lot

 

[Mighty Chin]

Sounds like a stupid game a dumb teenager would play.

 

[LyleLanley]

Before this whole situation gets more sticky and pops, you need to call the guy and chew him out. You're in the big leagues with this guy. You should double your safety, double your guns, with double men double men guns.

I am now convinced that the OP is lying and that this thread was made just for this post.

 

[teruterubozu]

Gum wrapper that started it all.

text him that pic

 

[ShadowsFell]

Before this whole situation gets more sticky and pops, you need to call the guy and chew him out. You're in the big leagues with this guy. You should double your safety, double your guns, with double men double men guns.

Don't burst his bubble.

 

[Jeff Vader]

This thread makes my choice of not reading anything on wrappers that much more correct.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Before this whole situation gets more sticky and pops, you need to call the guy and chew him out. You're in the big leagues with this guy. You should double your safety, double your guns, with double men double men guns.

Amazing.

Gum wrapper that started it all.

Lol. So, do you have any hidden talents?

 

[DrGonzo615]

The worst part about this thread is that this almost didnt make it on the first page...C'mon GAF, we're getting sloppy.

 

[gaiages]

Plot twist: OP was actually cheating with man's wife and sent her a flirty text message, he found out and now he's trying to cover his bases

Spoiler

Call the police already, OP

Before this whole situation gets more sticky and pops, you need to call the guy and chew him out. You're in the big leagues with this guy. You should double your safety, double your guns, with double men double men guns.

Brilliant

 

[The Auxiliary]

"Coming up on Season 3 of Black Mirror..."

Oh god... Black Mirror messed me up. This definitely seems like something that could happen in that show's universe.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

text him that pic

I did. I texted it to his wife's number too.

Yes, I have hidden talents, but that truth is not of consequence right now.

 

[Ganzlinger]

Keep us updated, OP.

And since you know his number, give it to the cops and say you were threatened by him. Give his name if you already know it. Call him back and say that he will be the number one suspect now if you happen to be dead soon.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Amazing.


Lol. So, do you have any hidden talents?

Ruining marriages apparently.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Keep us updated, OP.

And since you know his number, give it to the cops and say you were threatened by him. Give his name if you already know it. Call him back and say that he will be the number one suspect now if you happen to be dead soon.

The twist is that the guy is a cop.

 

[Rooster12]

Grown men playing stupid-ass pranks.

OP deserves it.

 

[Kacho]

Gum wrapper that started it all.

Text him this and say that your hidden talent is that you are trained in all forms of martial arts.

 

[border]

Good lord, if you are going to prank call/text people, why would you do it to someone who is even remotely in the same city or area code as you?

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Call him back and ask him to pick up a pizza on the way.

 

[ShadowsFell]

I did. I texted it to his wife's number too.

Yes, I have hidden talents, but that truth is not of consequence right now.

If you texted the man offering to show him your hidden talents, do you think it would calm him down?

 

[dskillzhtown]

No telling what kind of hell his wife is going through if he is that crazy towards the OP. Stupid prank.

I remember getting some random texts of some naked chick and the message "don't forget about me, last night was great at the club". I showed my wife because I thought it was funny as hell someone was texting the wrong number and sending nudes. My wife didn't think it was funny at all and called the number giving the poor girl the 3rd degree. Then and there I knew my wife was going to be my ex wife soon. My wife was mad at me for weeks after that over a wrong number.

 

[Amentallica]

The guy probably had a 5 Gum wrapper, too.

 

[Bare Grills]

Or die at the hands of this guy and instruct your family to sue the gum company. They'll be set for life.. well, at least free gum for life.

That's the best outcome he can hope for at this point.

 

[ShadowsFell]

No telling what kind of hell his wife is going through if he is that crazy towards the OP. Stupid prank.

I remember getting some random texts of some naked chick and the message "don't forget about me, last night was great at the club". I showed my wife because I thought it was funny as hell someone was texting the wrong number and sending nudes. My wife didn't think it was funny at all and called the number giving the poor girl the 3rd degree. Then and there I knew my wife was going to be my ex wife soon. My wife was mad at me for weeks after that over a wrong number.

Jesus. She didn't consider that you showing her that stuff of your own volition was a good indicator that your explanation was in fact true? Seems rather insecure.

 

[Steamlord]

The guy probably had a 5 Gum wrapper, too.

Dare: Threaten to murder a prank caller.
#5TruthOrDare

 

[NeonBlack]

Block the number and do nothing. He has no other way of contacting you.

If you texted the man offering to show him your hidden talents, do you think it would calm him down?

Not if it involves his wife.

 

[Eggbok]

I did. I texted it to his wife's number too.

Yes, I have hidden talents, but that truth is not of consequence right now.

OP texted the wife like "Wait until you see what I can do with gum"

 

[Arnie7]

Gum wrapper that started it all.

Why do I have a feeling this story is going to get turned into a future David Fincher crime mystery.

 

[Massa]

The only thing left for you to do is fuck his wife.

 

[Warm Machine]

Gum wrapper that started it all.

Make sure there isn't any GPS data on that pic.

 

[The Lone Courier]

Might as well bang his wife at this point. In for a penny in for a pound.

 

[ShadowsFell]

Block the number and do nothing. He has no other way of contacting you.



Not if it involves his wife.

I think he has the dude's address and such? Unless I'm mistaken.

I'd say it depends on what these secret talents are. Now I'm curious!

 

[Qasiel]

Keep chewing 5 Gum until you find a wrapper that'll give you advice on how to get out of this situation.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Make sure there isn't any GPS data on that pic.

Even if there is, he's already looked me up. He knows where I live. Domain registration privacy is something I wish I hadn't cheaped out on at this point.

 

[Pepiope]

Maybe threatening a random person was his gum wrapper dare. Ask him.

Edit: Seriously, If he really has your address, then I would go to the cops at that point.

 

[finowns]

Might as well bang his wife at this point. In for a penny in for a pound.

Honestly.

OP. A grown man can't threaten to kill you. Go to the police station and stop talking to this idiot.

 

[Gemüsepizza]

I did. I texted it to his wife's number too.

Yes, I have hidden talents, but that truth is not of consequence right now.

You should go to the police. He threatened to kill you. He might "calm down" now. But what would he have done if you were standing right in front of him? What will he do to other people in the future that offend him? This guy needs to realize that he can't just go around and threaten to kill other people. Go to the police.

 

[backlot]

Even if there is, he's already looked me up. He knows where I live. Domain registration privacy is something I wish I hadn't cheaped out on at this point.

Oh god call the cops.