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[Finn]

so I wonder how many petabytes Peter North blows out each time

 

[butzopower]

While us males might have roughly the same connection speed, I'm still pinging at ~50000ms :\

 

[Ford Prefect]

This is the quintessential NeoGAF thread. Sex jokes, gaming-age jokes, gayming-age jokes, incredibly lame yet funny puns, all in one!

I was just thinking that :lol

 

[Rickard]

I can call it brain food now.

Right?

 

[donkey show]

DROPPIN TERABYTES

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Staccat0]

But how much can you cache?

Sperm-Cell HDs to make solid state obsolete in 5 years BELIEVE.

Christian Evangalists/ the Hardcore Catholics would probably be pissed:lol

 

[Relix]

Heh, the fuckers don't have data seeking abilities though

 

[Rewrite]

Hey, I've been looking for some extra space...

 

[Relix]

Hey, I've been looking for some extra space...

You can always rewrite.

 

[Rewrite]

You can always rewrite.

I think you're on to something here.

 

[Steppenwolf]

The females sure are a bottleneck. They can only compute a single sperm once every nine months.

 

[MNC]

Lots of seeds!

:lol:lol:lol

 

[RadioHeadAche]

...and there's the sperm.

 

[Somnid]

I'm thinking about how I'd store porn movies in my sperm and my brain just exploded.

 

[RadioHeadAche]

Imagine playing Earthbound on your junk!

 

[lastendconductor]

Hey, does anybody know how to mod my balls to have usb interface?

 

[Rewrite]

Hey, does anybody know how to mod my balls to have usb interface?

 

[donkeymonkey]

Does this mean I can do RAID 1 (mirrored) by hooking my nuts to my computer?

 

[Ferrio]

While us males might have roughly the same connection speed, I'm still pinging at ~50000ms :\

ROUTE TO HOST NOT FOUND.

 

[neorej]

So when you join a bukake-session, you should receive an error "connection to client lost"?

 

[AmishNazi]

So technically speaking gonorrhea is a memory leak?

 

[Ferrio]

So technically speaking gonorrhea is a memory leak?

No it's a virus.


You're trying too hard.

 

[AmishNazi]

No it's a virus.


You're trying too hard.

A virus that causes you to leak memory....

PS. Your avatar is NSFW

 

[Ferrio]

PS. Your avatar is NSFW

Er excuse me? Why?

 

[AmishNazi]

Shirt looks a lot more see through small Was mainly just picking at you for being an ass :lol

 

[Ferrio]

Shirt looks a lot more see through small Was mainly just picking at you for being an ass :lol

Well let it be known I'd never post porn on these boards... nope never... nope.... nuh uh....

 

[outsida]

I've stuffed so much data into female hard drives....

 

[bottles]

This thread :lol

 

[Defuser]

I've stuffed so much data into female hard drives....

Have they give you any virus yet?

 

[outsida]

Have they give you any virus yet?

Nope all of my scans have come back clean.

 

[RSTEIN]

A virus that causes you to leak memory....

PS. Your avatar is NSFW

How is a woman in a tight fitting shirt more NSFW than two furries going at it?

 

[xabre]

paying microsoft's hard drive prices :lol :lol fuck no.

Knowing this now I'll be disconnecting the poxy 20gb 360 hard drive I have, i'll open it up and jerk off over the components inside. That's give me, oh I dunno 31 PETABYTES PER SECOND. That should last me a good while.

 

[zon]

so I wonder how many petabytes Peter North blows out each time

Over 9000.

 

[Darko]

*jerks off onto motherboard*

am I doing it right?

 

[Mister_Mingi]

A Terabyte of "your info" isn't a lot.:lol

I have a bottleneck in my system.

 

[vas_a_morir]

 

[The Frankman]

PS3 needs to jump on this. Upgrade the power of the system with weekly memory upgrades through a special port in the unit!

 

[Lonestar]

so I wonder how many petabytes Peter North blows out each time

Enough to create Internet 6.0

 

[Pizza Luigi]

In the end, it is way cheaper to whack off one than to buy an external hard drive, right?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

*jerks off onto motherboard*

am I doing it right?

:lol :lol