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Gonna at least hit 5th place at one point before I quit/take a break
 
For the record. I was OBAMA.

I reigned supreme for at least a solid 20 minutes. There was an intense rivalry between George Dubya and I.
Addictive game! I like it!
 
Hahaha, just had a blast playing this for a couple hours. There's a surprising amount of strategy to playing this thing!

Small gallary of my endgame: http://imgur.com/a/ZpWC0

I ended up being absolutely MASSIVE before the server apparently reset (got kicked to a new room). Eventually no one could remotely compete with me, and I didn't want to take the risk of splitting up. Of course, all the green spike blobs ended up trapping me in a very confined space, but it was worth it.

Eventually, someone ended up joining my quest to eat everything! They named themselves the same as me, and occasionally split up and offered a part of themselves to me. And I also got an enemy (labeling me as a cheater).

This was hilariously fun. Unfortunately I got kicked out before I could spam split before leaving. Whoever made this, props to you!
 
Fuck

this is addictive

wish it was a bit more like osmos though - could really go with having to blast bits of yourself off to propel
 
Just had a solid 45 minute round. Fluctuated from 1st-4th place for the last 25 minutes or so. Once I got huge, the big boys kind of had a turf war thing going on. A surprising amount of strategy goes into this once you get to the upper echelon. Super fun little game.

Someone was also playing as "neogaf sux" lol
 
Fuck

this is addictive

wish it was a bit more like osmos though - could really go with having to blast bits of yourself off to propel

Well, you can... kind of. If you hit space, all your cells split into two, and one of the two halves will fly towards your cursor. Obviously that's a bit more than a "bit" of yourself, but sometimes that's all you can do to try and stay alive.

Or you can use it to consume other, smaller cells that are too fast for you. Of course, since you're reducing your size you have to be really careful when you use it, but if you can catch a large group of smaller cells, your mass will go up significantly.
 
Was the biggest cell and devoured many large cells that were top five for about half an hour and then just gave in to some guy called Dumpling.

One small cell eventually just started chasing me that was named,"Fuck Your Mom."
 
I accomplished my goal of making it to the top of the leader board.


Shit was on top of the board for awhile after taking the crown from the Swastika. Thanks to some coordination of another helpful blob we managed to eat all of shit which put me on top.

Then it booted me out of the room 30 seconds later. :(
 
Very fun little game, was at the top for a while until John Cena overtook me then ate me.
Even though they're occasionaly funny, I Wish you could disable the names. having "God hates fags" and other such trash floating across the screen makes me extremely uncomfortable, not to mention NSFWork/Family.
 
I thought ehh this is easy until I got big enough to eat a green then I split into a bunch of smaller blobs and someone ate me entirely and got huge from it... you're welcome!

Yeah, the greens are a really nice touch. Safety when you're small, a threat when you're large. Really helps to make the game still accessible for new players.

Edit: Oooh, there's a scoreboard now?
 
Fuck 2 of the biggest decided to turn on the rest of the titans and cornered 3 of us between them. We were all roughly the same size and the 3 in the middle, including me, had to smush together to escape. I was JUST small enough for 1 of the other bastards to eat me accidentally and I just lost like an entire hour of my life. FUCK

Fuck this game I'm doing it again.
Stories like these are awesome. Do you have any tips for getting to that size?
 
Gave up on trying to hit no.1. Instead I'm just staying small, I follow the big guys and I start circling them and counting the number of times I manage to circle them. Managed to circle around 1 guy three times. It's hilarious seeing some people use their split only to miss lol
 
Finally managed to get first plance, I was walking arround being king of the table, doing my own bussiness and then suddenly my game is over.



I wanted to test if I could afk without dying =/
 
My proper second try (real second one bugged out).



Funnily, the first place ate the third largest and right me afterwards because of awful spikey thing placement.
 
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