I'm posting this, just because its insane. I'm not sure I want any advice or anything... It just seemed thread worthy. We won't be going through with it.
My wife has had a friend since kindergarten. They are best friends. I get along with said friend swimingly.
About 2 years ago, this friend seperated from her husband. A year after this, the friend filed for divorce.
This whole time she has been dating without a lot of luck.
In this time, we have become pretty good friends ourselves. I've had a few text/facebook conversations about her relationships and have given her advice on men (which she never takes) in addition to sending links to funny viral videos or whatever.
These conversations are not secret from my wife and I never say anything that I wouldn't in my wife's presence (this is a great rule of thumb for any marriage btw) and they are pretty PG.
However, within these conversations she often has said, "Thanks, I love you. *My Wife* is so lucky" or "I wish I could just find a guy like you."
I have always taken these as friendly little compliments. My wife and I often joke about her being in love with me (I always recount said conversations to her) and yadda yadda.
Last time several times that she has visited us, she has mentioned that she thinks we should buy a house together. She has it all figured out math-wise and I'll admit its been tempting considering the fact we are tired of renting and she has money.
So anyway, with different variations this has been going on for about two years. Saying she loves me, wanting to live with us, calling my wife almost daily visiting us with each vacation she gets. ITs fine. She is a cool chick. Its always seemd hypothetical/joking
The other night though, my wife called me and recounted this conversation (basically):
Friend: I'm dating a new guy. He seems okay. I don't love him like *Staccat0* but he'll work for now
My Wife: Too bad *Staccat0* is already married.
Friend: ... Its too bad we aren't mormon or whatever. How do you feel about that stuff anyway?
My Wife: What stuff?
Friend: "Polygamy" (she used this word. This much is accurate to the letter)
My Wife: I'm fine with it. I don't really care. (Meaning for other people)
Friend: We should do that
My Wife: Seriously?
Friend: Yeah! No, Seriously! (wife laughed at first) Think of how awesome it would be. The house would always be clean, we'd never be bored, we'd have a really nice place and less money to worry about. (blah blah, something like that)
My Wife: Uhh... Too bad you'd have to have sex with my husband. That parts a little tricky yeah?
Friend: I bet he'd b happy with it though.
My wife: (amused but also angry)Do you want to fuck *staccat0*? (I remember this part better because it involves the shit I care about.)
Friend: Ummm... Yeah, I would. Yeah. I'd fuck him. Why not? If you were cool with it. I think it sounds fun. Think about it, when you aren't in the mood you could send him to me. He'd have it made. He'd still love you. He'd just have some variety.
My wife: Wow... you've put a lot of thought into this!
Friend: I guess so. Its really not that weird. We're all pretty close anyway. We wouldn't be married. You guys could dump me later.
My wife: Are you being serious?
Friend: Just think about it. I'm just throwing it out there. You know how jealous I am of you guys. I'm tired of looking for what you guys already have.
My wife: We've been friends since we were in Kindergarten. It would be weird.
Friend: Only if we ever had a threeway or whatever, which would probably happen eventually. I've been thinking about it and I think I'm okay with that. Would that freak you out?
My Wife: yes
Anyway, thats the gist of the conversation. Its not word for word, but I trust my wife on the general details and main points.
My wife is handling it rather oddly. She told me about it and wasn't sure what to think. She said it sounded like she was serious and has suspected it for a while, but thinks she maybe HAS TO HAVE misunderstood. My wife also wonders if maybe its some long con or huge joke and doesn't want to be a bitch to her friend.
She just can't accept it and doesn't really want to talk about it anymore.
She asked me how I felt.
My wife: Would you sleep with *my friend*?
Me: If you were into it? Sure, she makes a strong case
Wife: Thats fucked up! You are such a pervert! (laughing)
Then I told her I could never be involved in something like that and blah blah
So anyway, I don't think I would ever really do it. It would risk ruining my marriage, which is pretty running pretty fucking good so far. However, its fun to think about and in a perfect world, I'd be down.
My wife is avoiding her friend's calls now, because she doesn't know how to handle things from here.
Pros:
-This is the only friend of my wife's who I like and I get along with her great. Even for extended visits.
- She is a "clean freak" and functions largely as a maid when she is around.
- She is tall. I've never slept with a tall girl.
- She has pretty eyes.
- Potential 3 way, made dirtier by the ancient friendship and my wife's strap on fantasy.:lol
Cons:
-Could ruin my wife's only long lasting friendship if we "break up"
- She has fake boobs. He ex bought them for her. My wife has big natural bewbs. I've always been partial to small ones
- She has a lot of pets and so do we. I don't want to lose any of mine and I don't want to live in a zoo.
- She has bad taste in pop culture
- My wife would be awful in a threeway considering she hates "spit"
- Who gets the house when we divorce?
- We want kids within the next 4 years
- "Clean Freak" led to her last divorce. I'm clean, but not a freak.
Cons have it.
Anyway GAF, have fun with me.
In another universe I'm enjoying a tandem BJ. Instead, I'm stuck jerking it to her facebook and imagined threeways.
Its too bad my wife and I don't drink or I could maybe work the angles a little better. :/
In before: TL;DR, FHUTA, LOL WAT?.jpg, "Pics or it didn't happen" and COOL STORY BRO.jpg
Try harder
EDIT: Just to be clear. This is not a girl age thread. It has never even crossed my mind to actually go through with it. Even if I DID want a second wife, its not even my decision really. Its just fun/funny to think about and makes for an entertaining thread.
My wife has had a friend since kindergarten. They are best friends. I get along with said friend swimingly.
About 2 years ago, this friend seperated from her husband. A year after this, the friend filed for divorce.
This whole time she has been dating without a lot of luck.
In this time, we have become pretty good friends ourselves. I've had a few text/facebook conversations about her relationships and have given her advice on men (which she never takes) in addition to sending links to funny viral videos or whatever.
These conversations are not secret from my wife and I never say anything that I wouldn't in my wife's presence (this is a great rule of thumb for any marriage btw) and they are pretty PG.
However, within these conversations she often has said, "Thanks, I love you. *My Wife* is so lucky" or "I wish I could just find a guy like you."
I have always taken these as friendly little compliments. My wife and I often joke about her being in love with me (I always recount said conversations to her) and yadda yadda.
Last time several times that she has visited us, she has mentioned that she thinks we should buy a house together. She has it all figured out math-wise and I'll admit its been tempting considering the fact we are tired of renting and she has money.
So anyway, with different variations this has been going on for about two years. Saying she loves me, wanting to live with us, calling my wife almost daily visiting us with each vacation she gets. ITs fine. She is a cool chick. Its always seemd hypothetical/joking
The other night though, my wife called me and recounted this conversation (basically):
Friend: I'm dating a new guy. He seems okay. I don't love him like *Staccat0* but he'll work for now
My Wife: Too bad *Staccat0* is already married.
Friend: ... Its too bad we aren't mormon or whatever. How do you feel about that stuff anyway?
My Wife: What stuff?
Friend: "Polygamy" (she used this word. This much is accurate to the letter)
My Wife: I'm fine with it. I don't really care. (Meaning for other people)
Friend: We should do that
My Wife: Seriously?
Friend: Yeah! No, Seriously! (wife laughed at first) Think of how awesome it would be. The house would always be clean, we'd never be bored, we'd have a really nice place and less money to worry about. (blah blah, something like that)
My Wife: Uhh... Too bad you'd have to have sex with my husband. That parts a little tricky yeah?
Friend: I bet he'd b happy with it though.
My wife: (amused but also angry)Do you want to fuck *staccat0*? (I remember this part better because it involves the shit I care about.)
Friend: Ummm... Yeah, I would. Yeah. I'd fuck him. Why not? If you were cool with it. I think it sounds fun. Think about it, when you aren't in the mood you could send him to me. He'd have it made. He'd still love you. He'd just have some variety.
My wife: Wow... you've put a lot of thought into this!
Friend: I guess so. Its really not that weird. We're all pretty close anyway. We wouldn't be married. You guys could dump me later.
My wife: Are you being serious?
Friend: Just think about it. I'm just throwing it out there. You know how jealous I am of you guys. I'm tired of looking for what you guys already have.
My wife: We've been friends since we were in Kindergarten. It would be weird.
Friend: Only if we ever had a threeway or whatever, which would probably happen eventually. I've been thinking about it and I think I'm okay with that. Would that freak you out?
My Wife: yes
Anyway, thats the gist of the conversation. Its not word for word, but I trust my wife on the general details and main points.
My wife is handling it rather oddly. She told me about it and wasn't sure what to think. She said it sounded like she was serious and has suspected it for a while, but thinks she maybe HAS TO HAVE misunderstood. My wife also wonders if maybe its some long con or huge joke and doesn't want to be a bitch to her friend.
She just can't accept it and doesn't really want to talk about it anymore.
She asked me how I felt.
My wife: Would you sleep with *my friend*?
Me: If you were into it? Sure, she makes a strong case
Wife: Thats fucked up! You are such a pervert! (laughing)
Then I told her I could never be involved in something like that and blah blah
So anyway, I don't think I would ever really do it. It would risk ruining my marriage, which is pretty running pretty fucking good so far. However, its fun to think about and in a perfect world, I'd be down.
My wife is avoiding her friend's calls now, because she doesn't know how to handle things from here.
Pros:
-This is the only friend of my wife's who I like and I get along with her great. Even for extended visits.
- She is a "clean freak" and functions largely as a maid when she is around.
- She is tall. I've never slept with a tall girl.
- She has pretty eyes.
- Potential 3 way, made dirtier by the ancient friendship and my wife's strap on fantasy.:lol
Cons:
-Could ruin my wife's only long lasting friendship if we "break up"
- She has fake boobs. He ex bought them for her. My wife has big natural bewbs. I've always been partial to small ones
- She has a lot of pets and so do we. I don't want to lose any of mine and I don't want to live in a zoo.
- She has bad taste in pop culture
- My wife would be awful in a threeway considering she hates "spit"
- Who gets the house when we divorce?
- We want kids within the next 4 years
- "Clean Freak" led to her last divorce. I'm clean, but not a freak.
Cons have it.
Anyway GAF, have fun with me.
In another universe I'm enjoying a tandem BJ. Instead, I'm stuck jerking it to her facebook and imagined threeways.
Its too bad my wife and I don't drink or I could maybe work the angles a little better. :/
In before: TL;DR, FHUTA, LOL WAT?.jpg, "Pics or it didn't happen" and COOL STORY BRO.jpg
Try harder
EDIT: Just to be clear. This is not a girl age thread. It has never even crossed my mind to actually go through with it. Even if I DID want a second wife, its not even my decision really. Its just fun/funny to think about and makes for an entertaining thread.
