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[Father_Brain]

Yep. Read the full story here. Reportedly, Keyes will be speaking about it tonight. Should be interesting.

 

[KingGondo]

If he wasn't a completely irrelevant and ridiculous political figure, I might be interested.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

im more shocked at the idea that some woman let that little kermit the frog sounding dork impregnate them.

 

[FoneBone]

Goddamn it, I was just about to post this.

 

[bishoptl]

HAWT

You know, it's too bad he's so marginalized in the political arena - I'd like to see how the Republicans explain this one away.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

I wonder if this is the same daughter that convinced him to get in the mosh pit.

 

[ErasureAcer]

I wonder if he just found out about this.

That could make for some interesting drama and Keyes looking a lot more stupid than the stupidness factor he is already at:

I'm against gays but now that my daughter is one...I'm for them.

I'm against gays and now that my daughter is one...I am going to disown her.

Really Keyes is so homphobic...(moreso than Cheney) that this is just going to be comedy either way.

 

[FoneBone]

No, based on the posts in the blog, he's apparently known for some time.

 

[ErasureAcer]

And he still goes on tirades against homosexuals? His daughter must love him very much. *shrug*

 

[ShadowRed]

LOL I thought the title read Alisha Keyes' daughter is a lesbian. I was like damn I didn't know she had a kid. Also I find it interesting that all these right wingers who scream about family value and homos always have a closeted gay kid in the background. Cheny, Keyes, that guy who went around with signs saying gays are going to hell, all end up having a gay kid. Is this Gods way of getting back?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Hot lesbian or realistic lesbian?

 

[Cimarron]

Yeah lets get some pictures in here. Is the chick hot or not?

 

[sc0la]

Alan Keyes is making Lesbians.™

 

[Killthee]

He probably thinks his daughter is a "selfish hedonist".

 

[Killthee]

I think I found her:

 

[ShadowRed]

I think I found her:

Damn now I see why she's a lesbian.

 

[videogamer]

Damn now I see why she's a lesbian.

She's not that bad looking. Kind of cute.

 

[ShadowRed]

She's not that bad looking. Kind of cute.

Yeah if by "Kind of cute." You mean butt motherfucking ugly, then yeah she's kind of cute.

 

[KingGondo]

She's not that bad looking. Kind of cute.

Maybe after some skin treatment, but her complexion is terrible.

 

[Eminem]

Yeah if by "Kind of cute." You mean butt motherfucking ugly, then yeah she's kind of cute.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Looks like someone threw glitter all over her face.

 

[FoneBone]

Update:
He didn't actually talk about her tonight. Maybe tomorrow....

http://www.illinoisleader.com/news/newsview.asp?c=19606

 

[aoi tsuki]

A couple more pics are here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/leeroxxor/6682.html

 

[Triumph]

Maybe she'll hook up with Mary Cheney for an all Right Wing Spawn Hot Lesbian Action Pay Per View Extravaganza!

Seriously, I need to be in a position to make shit like this happen. Someone call me, ok? Ok!

 

[FoneBone]

http://modernvertebrate.blogspot.com/2004/09/keyes-addresses-students-on-generic.html

Other students asked Keyes about his stand on gay marriage. During the Republican National Convention in August, the two-time presidential candidate and former talk show host called homosexuality "selfish hedonism" and said that applied to Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter.

Asked Wednesday if he would support a family member who was gay and wanted to get married, Keyes responded: "I couldn't."

"You're asking me a personal question, right, in terms of what I'd say to a family member. And that has to be governed by my personal conscience, and my personal conscience is shaped by my faith, and my faith is very clear: That homosexual relationships are sinful and wrong, and I will not not facilitate my children, whom I love, in going down a path that, according to my faith, leads to a kind of death that's worse than physical death," Keyes said.
"You don't love somebody if you become the facilitator of the destruction of their spiritual and moral life," he said.