Teetoler? I looooooooooooooooooove alcohol. So much that I became an alcoholic. Had it all mang, the cheap stuff and the good stuff. Had a rich buddy that used to pop open $200 bottles of wine twice a week. Same buddy would crack open really really expensive bottles of liquor for special occasions and always had a great bartender at the party. Another buddy that delivers high quality beers and gets cases for free. Hell I had three of those this past weekend (beers not cases). They were amazing for beer, but it was still beer. The additions made it taste not as much like any other regular beer. The only real difference between the good stuff and the bad stuff is the good stuff doesn't really taste like the bad stuff. Again, the higher the quality, the less the rocket fuel-y it is. I mean, fine, call me full of it if you really believe it, but it's the effect you're after, because you wouldn't touch it without the effects, alcohol is just good at making you gag.Alcohol has such an incredible diverse range of tastes and flavors and its casual consumption method has made it a social drug of choice. With alcohol there is the weight of the culture (and inertia thereof), weight of taste, and weight of acceptable consumption, for starters. Arguing any less than that is to miss a solid chunk of the bigger picture.
Also, enough with the "booze is bad, tastes bad" posts. There's never any substance involved when someone who's either a teetotaler or had a few sips of bad booze is making "objective" claims about the taste of alcohol.
In the sense that you might want a lighter drink or a different tasting drink fine (like milk vs oj vs soda vs water or whatever), but I can't be convinced anyone would drink any alcoholic beverage if it didn't get you drunk or buzzed.