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I'm grateful for the free trial, but the free trial has convinced me that I'm not missing anything. I still prefer xhamster. Pornhub is a little too mainstream and big budget studio driven for my tastes.
 
I'm grateful for the free trial, but the free trial has convinced me that I'm not missing anything. I still prefer xhamster. Pornhub is a little too mainstream and big budget studio driven for my tastes.

Why not both?

I prefer Pornhub since I can watch HD videos on my Xperia via Firefox. xhamster has a nice and wide selection though. xvideo is my third choice lmao.

I need to get laid again ;_;
 
It sure is taking them forever to get my email. Did you guys get yours really fast?

yeah it didn't work with my hotmail, probably got blocked entirely or something, it wasn't even among the junk emails.

Then I tried another email and found it immediately in the junk folder.

Checked it out. Porn is so cheesy.

I'm not used to that, because I don't watch it.

That's what fast forward is for, it's rare I find myself watching the introduction, maybe if I find a girl particularly attractive.
 
That's what fast forward is for, it's rare I find myself watching the introduction, maybe if I find a girl particularly attractive.

True. Just in general, though. Then again, I'm not exactly the target audience for traditional porn due to my fetish, which PornHub hardly services. Porn doesn't do a lot for me, but I gave it a shot and appreciate the free day so that I could check things out.

It's a good site for it, nonetheless.
 
So, while I wait for the invite, any of you have any recommendations? I'm an ass man (though not really anal). Into hardcore lesbian action, too. Wouldn't mind if they were attractive.
 
So, while I wait for the invite, any of you have any recommendations? I'm an ass man (though not really anal). Into hardcore lesbian action, too. Wouldn't mind if they were attractive.

Melody Jordan has somewhat of a nice ass. She goes into some weird stuff though. Look for her and another girl stretching.
 
I got my code almost immediately, but I did it last night. It's too bad yours are being delayed. People must be going crazy over it since it's Valentine's Day now.
 
Is that parody of undersiege on there? The one with the gif of guy doing a Steven seigal impression, before effortlessly breaking a guy's neck?
 
yea i have masturbated about 10 times since this morning

and tomorrow i will be working from 6 AM to 3 PM then studying afterwards. so its ok

I'm just trying to figure out how people jerk off more than once a day. I mean, all I have to do is focus on school (currently unemployed and it's my last semster for my major) and I only jerk off once a day or once every two days. How the do you do masturbate before the mornings end? I would be scared shitless that my dick would be sore after that many attempts. I mean, I'm not shamming you or anything, but will it feel more amazing if you wait just a tad bit between hand pumps? (a masturbation intermission, as I call it)
 
I'm just trying to figure out how people jerk off more than once a day. I mean, all I have to do is focus on school (currently unemployed and it's my last semster for my major) and I only jerk off once a day or once every two days. How the do you do masturbate before the mornings end? I would be scared shitless that my dick would be sore after that many attempts. I mean, I'm not shamming you or anything, but will it feel more amazing if you wait just a tad bit between hand pumps? (a masturbation intermission, as I call it)

Those are rookie numbers.

I go, at least, three times a day.
 
I'm just trying to figure out how people jerk off more than once a day. I mean, all I have to do is focus on school (currently unemployed and it's my last semster for my major) and I only jerk off once a day or once every two days. How the do you do masturbate before the mornings end? I would be scared shitless that my dick would be sore after that many attempts. I mean, I'm not shamming you or anything, but will it feel more amazing if you wait just a tad bit between hand pumps? (a masturbation intermission, as I call it)
Well personally, I edge a lot. So sessions usually last me 30 minutes to an hour.
 
Those are rookie numbers.

I go, at least, three times a day.

Sometimes (if I'm particular randy) I'll do three times a day. One for the morning, afternoon, and evening. So I can understand that. However, my dick would be sore as shit and I wouldn't be able to jerk off for another couple days. How the hell do you guys pull that off? lol

....I have no idea why I'm taking about my masturbation habits on the Internet. I guess Neogaf has that power over me lol.

Well personally, I edge a lot. So sessions usually last me 30 minutes to an hour.

Edging is awesome. I'm usually the same amount of time.
 
Sometimes (if I'm particular randy) I'll do three times a day. One for the morning, afternoon, and evening. So I can understand that. However, my dick would be sore as shit and I wouldn't be able to jerk off for another couple days. How the hell do you guys pull that off? lol

....I have no idea why I'm taking about my masturbation habits on the Internet. I guess Neogaf has that power over me lol.



Edging is awesome. I'm usually the same amount of time.

a couple of days? go to sleep for the night and im back at 100% the next morning,
 
Those are rookie numbers.

I go, at least, three times a day.

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When I worked for Time Warner I had free cable including all premium adult channels. The only draw back is you can't DVR it. True story I had never watch them besides the first day.

When I was a tour guide I took bus to Niagara Falls for 30+ times in a summer, and I didn't take a single photo. Normally I take hundreds of photos when I travel.

I agree with the consensus that when you work in an industry you don't "relax" and "have fun" with the free stuff that come with the jobs.
 
My wife and I don't spend any money to do anything special on Valentines. We just have sex.

And I watch porn. Best of both worlds.

Thanks OP.
 
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