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[Rickard]

:lol :lol :lol Way to be a hypocrite buddy... too bad I work at a starbucks while finishing a full course load...

too bad I work at a starbucks while finishing a full course load...

too bad I work at a starbucks

I work at a starbucks

I work at a starbucks

I work at a starbucks

:lol :lol :lol

 

[nyong]

People like you are why I cannot work in food services. I would do unspeakable things to your next pizza if I was your delivery guy.

 

[Link]

Damn right! The guy prbly drives a friggin maserati lol

This probably closes the book on whether this is a joke thread or not.

 

[Undeux]

:lol :lol :lol Way to be a hypocrite buddy... too bad I work at a starbucks while finishing a full course load... I deal with way worse scum. If I'm making a drink at starbucks and the customer complains there's an ounce too much whip cream on his drink when he requested whip cream, you can bet your ass my boss will make me re-do it.

you guys are all retards LOL!

So you think you're better than those dicks at starbucks and then you bitch about food that's not even ten minutes late? interesting.

 

[Cranehand2ndComing]

Nothing to see here, folks.

 

[Kitschkraft]

Well you got one part right, we bitched to the delivery guy that it was 8 minutes colder than the 40min guarantee :lol

Anways it's not like the delivery guy gets it taken out of his paycheck, who gives a crap! we could barely understand his thick indian accent. We live in a housing complex and he was trying to make his case that we only gave our house number, but "not" the housing block letter to identify which range we were located at.

Suck my left nuts dawg... not my problem he parked at the opposite end of our area :lol

:lol :lol :lol

 

[YakiSOBA]

lol... anyways i'm heading off to bed... you guys are CRAZY! (except for like the 2 people who were on my side) good night.

 

[DogWelder]

You live in Waterloo by any chance?

 

[Kitschkraft]

Okay, maybe we overreacted... if it was just like 1 XL pizza with 3 toppings then 8 minutes we can let it slide... but too bad we ordered 4 XL 3 topping pizza's, 12 cans of pop, 24 chicken wings, 12 garlic bread sticks, and 3 side order of onion rings. Unforgivable, and I enjoyed every last bite of free junk food.

He should have been given 8 minutes based on the mere fact that he had to carry all this shit.

Fake story confirmed, nobody could be that petty.

 

[Anticitizen One]

What makes you think he'll put a money value in the gratuity section? He could write "customer's soul" there. Think about that for a minute.

Quote for TRUTH

 

[shintoki]

The OP is masterful at creating the backfire thread

 

[BorkBork]

Wow. Just... wow.

Not in a good way.

 

[TheCardPlayer]

Lol at people getting enraged. GAF is so guilible. It's obvious that the thread is a joke and the more details are given, the more obvious it is and yet people are still bitching. :lol :lol

 

[Christopher]

What makes you think he'll put a money value in the gratuity section? He could write "customer's soul" there. Think about that for a minute.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Can YakiSOBA make a post without making himself sound like either an ass or an idiot?

You're a joke, OP.

 

[diunxx]

What a fucking asshole.

 

[MilesWebber]

Does the coupon say

"Free 4 topping large pizza!"
Toppings include:
Spit, Hair, Semen, stuff scraped off pizza oven" ?

Because that's what you're getting if you order from them again.....8 minutes late... what a douche! :lol

 

[inner-G]

OK, 1 large Sausage, Onion and Pube.. we'll have it out to you in 37 minutes. :lol

 

[Sanjuro]

Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

Spoiler

It really took this long?

 

[SouthernDragon]

Joke thread. Has to be.

I'm not even sure I want to look through that poster's history.

 

[SwitchBladeKneegrow]

You don't fuck with people that can fuck with your food...

The pizza joint I worked in when I was in high school kept a list of asshole delivery locations, on the wall right next to the phones. People's on the list got fucked with....bad.

 

[water_wendi]

Too bad those pizza drivers dont carry a "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason" signs with them. i would have just showed you the sign and walked away with your food, emptying that shit on the ground. Jump me? Better kill me. Get me fired? i dont give a fuck.. give me unemployment, knowledge that you pay me to Wow it up all day would be worth it.

 

[GDJustin]

I now have much less respect for YakiSOBA than I did prior to this topic...

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Joke thread. Has to be.

I'm not even sure I want to look through that poster's history.

He's just an obnoxious tool.

 

[DogWelder]

You don't fuck with people that can fuck with your food...

The pizza joint I worked in when I was in high school kept a list of asshole delivery locations, on the wall right next to the phones. People's on the list got fucked with....bad.

They are only getting fucked with if they know about it...

...on the other hand, it's sort of like circulating ass-pennies. Instant leverage.

 

[Puck]

A while ago a pizza was 30 minutes late. The guy rang me up and told me he was new and got lost to my house, i said it was cool and no problem. He gave me $20 alongside my pizza to keep it on the hush.

 

[TxdoHawk]

I bet next time he pisses in your pizza.

Nah, dude wouldn't do that.

Spoiler

It'll probably be jizz and ex-lax instead.

 

[sedaku]

First of all, OP didn't get the pizza for free, he paid for it and get some "next time credit" promises.

Second, "next time credit" is what pizza deliver guys use to avoid wasting time with asshole. The chance of OP getting the next time credit is about the chance of him being blacklisted.

If you are on the blacklist, you get pizza with special sauce, free of charge, if you know what I mean. :lol

NEVER pissed off people that give you food, EVER. So OP, enjoy your next slice of free pizza, cause it's gonna be extra tasty. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Dementia]

Dear OP,

I hope you enjoy the crab-ridden pubic hairs and gooch-flakes in your next pizza.

 

[DaBargainHunta]

Ok, now I'm convinced this is either a joke thread or tag-fishing.

.

 

[Eric WK]

Doesn't matter if it's a true story or you're tag-fishing. Either way, you're a tool.

 

[narcosis219]

8 mins? Really?

 

[pakkit]

 

[cryptic]

Next time you'll really be finishing a full course load, dick.

 

[layzie1989]

They are only getting fucked with if they know about it...

...on the other hand, it's sort of like circulating ass-pennies. Instant leverage.

...on the other hand, it's sort of like circulating ass-pennies. Instant leverage.

it's sort of like circulating ass-pennies. Instant leverage.

ass-pennies.

ass-pennies.

ass pennies?

 

[hwateber]

so you're that dick at the supermarket who moves shelf tags around so you can claim it was in the wrong spot and we HAVE to give the item to you for free. Fuck you

 

[black_13]

Fuck the op. And what a surprise that he works at Starbux. Being a douchbag is practically a requirement to work there. They always think like they are such high class working there serving over priced drinks.

 

[Rickard]

ass pennies?

It's when you stick pennies up your ass and then spend them so that whenever you meet new people you can assume that they have touched something that's been up your ass. You know, to make you more confident.

What did you think ass pennies were? Ya sick fuck.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

:lol :lol :lol

8 minutes late is 8 minutes late. If a pizza place advertises 40 minutes or it's free, they should stick to it.

Put it this way, if this business "sold" me to their product on the basis of a 40min guarantee, and they don't stand by it when they are late ... who's fault is that?

you never intended to pay for this pizza, did you?

 

[WinFonda]

Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

Spoiler

It really took this long?

Came to post this.

Mikey's was 2 minutes late. He shorted the guy a few bucks.

 

[etiolate]

I hope nutsack and buttwipe are two of your favorite toppings.

 

[way more]

Haha. He's one of those types that thinks by working at a "legitimate" fast food place he can be a complete schwatz to other people in fast food. You have to be a big sad, sack of unloved shit to rag people in the service industry.

ass pennies?

If you don't know about ass pennies you need to just avoid ever learning about them. It changes your life and you will either be a ass-penny creator or be a phobic about pennies in general. Every wonder why some people support doing away with pennies all together while others fight for their existence?

 

[layzie1989]

What about dick dollars...

 

[DogWelder]

If you don't know about ass pennies you need to just avoid ever learning about them. It changes your life and you will either be a ass-penny creator or be a phobic about pennies in general. Every wonder why some people support doing away with pennies all together while others fight for their existence?

No penny is safe.

(Smell one next time).

 

[grandjedi6]

I've grown tired of this joke character. Can we get a new one?

 

[trinest]

I've grown tired of this joke character. Can we get a new one?

I'm sorry I'm 8 min late.

 

[D4Danger]

obviously a joke thread. You dragged it out a bit too long.

 

[clockradiospeakers]

Goddamn this thread for making me aware of ass-pennies.

 

[BlueTsunami]

I'm angry cause I didn't get my $8 Medium Pizza

*People in thread don't agree*

But the Pizza was late and I was throwing a Friday night party, just me and my friend

*People still don't give a shit*

But this was a Birthday party for my brother, he just came back from the War

*People: oh ok*

 

[JetSetRadio]

Was it worth the risk of tasting some delivery guy's dicksauce on your next order? :lol