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Am I in the forever friend zone?

Miles Quaritch said:
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I'm done.
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Aren't the messages on the wrong side? It says at the top that it is Stacie, but "Stacie's" messages are showing up on the right when they should be on the left.
 
Two Words said:
Aren't the messages on the wrong side? It says at the top that it is Stacie, but "Stacie's" messages are showing up on the right when they should be on the left.
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that explains my confusion while reading it. something felt very off about it but i didn't realize what it was until reading this
 
Two Words said:
Aren't the messages on the wrong side? It says at the top that it is Stacie, but "Stacie's" messages are showing up on the right when they should be on the left.
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On android, and some chat app, maybe default, my messages appear on the right, my bubbles are gray, and the replies are blue. I don't doubt a lot of this stuff is fake though, even the OP could be trolling us. It's the internet.

Who would screen shot and share t his though?
 
Ploid 3.0 said:
On android, and some chat app, maybe default, my messages appear on the right, my bubbles are gray, and the replies are blue. I don't doubt a lot of this stuff is fake though, even the OP could be trolling us. It's the internet.

Who would screen shot and share t his though?
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Why would anyone ever lie on the internet??
 
I found it via a RIS. (I recommend anyone who has a few hours to burn do so too)

There's a shit ton of them...I expect some are fake though, but Jesus Christ at the sheer quantity...
 
Ploid 3.0 said:
On android, and some chat app, maybe default, my messages appear on the right, my bubbles are gray, and the replies are blue. I don't doubt a lot of this stuff is fake though, even the OP could be trolling us. It's the internet.

Who would screen shot and share t his though?
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the screenshot looks exactly like iMessage to me
in iMessage, the received messages are on the left in gray bubbles
messages sent are on the right in blue

edit: what is ris?
 
Lkr said:
the screenshot looks exactly like iMessage to me
in iMessage, the received messages are on the left in gray bubbles
messages sent are on the right in blue

edit: what is ris?
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It is iMessage, says in the send message textbox, and everything else is clearly the iOS iMessage look.

And you are right, the sent/received message coloring is wrong.

People either shop these or just use 2 phones in their possession to create them and goof up. Really good chance none of these are real, but particularly the text message ones.
 
So Darkness and the girl exploit the shit out of that pathetic loser and they talk about it openly as if he was an avenue for business. Good for you, Darkness. You're a great example of a righteous man.
 
Lkr said:
i don't think OP has posted since around page 7 or 8, so literally about 10 pages ago. i don't think he is ever gonna post in this thread again
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I guess he rode off into the sunset with his lover? Never to return to the depths of neogaf again?
 
The Futurist said:
Guys who think this are usually lacking in some way.

The most knee jerk reaction for every guy who couldn't get a girl he wanted.

Even if a guy is an asshole, it doesn't matter. That asshole is more appealing that whatever you are.
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GOTDAMN! This shit right here is the truth especially the bolded.
 
I got friend zoned in college. She lived with me for a few months because she didn't have a place to stay. I confessed twice and after the second rejection I gave up. She eventually moved out to live with some party buddies and we lost touch.

I learned years later she moved to L.A. and went into porn. Then I watched a video of a big black dude plowing her in the ass.

Priceless
 
Wood Man said:
I got friend zoned in college. She lived with me for a few months because she didn't have a place to stay. I confessed twice and after the second rejection I gave up. She eventually moved out to live with some party buddies and we lost touch.

I learned years later she moved to L.A. and went into porn. Then I watched a video of a big black dude plowing her in the ass.

Priceless
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That escalated quickly.
 
Gin-Shiio said:
This one kind of rubs me the wrong way. Asexual people still love their partners, and also express that love in sexual ways. Even if they themselves would not crave it, they do it to make their partner happy. Friendzoned really doesn't apply here.
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He still probably wants to have sex with her.
 
Gin-Shiio said:
This one kind of rubs me the wrong way. Asexual people still love their partners, and also express that love in sexual ways. Even if they themselves would not crave it, they do it to make their partner happy. Friendzoned really doesn't apply here.
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Fair point.. I'll remove this.
 
It's pretty bad form of her to hold your hand and say "I love you" in a best friendy platonic way if she knows you have feelings for her. That's just going to mess with your head, man.
 
dickroach said:
go to her facebook and confirm if this is real plz
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Wow wow wow. So it took way more digging than I am proud of, but I found the original picture of her from way back. There's now a bunch of comments like "aye Rania, you know this picture was featured on ifunny, rite? lol"

So the picture is real, and she really does have a bf named Rod, and a friend named Charm, but the whole exchange is fabricated.

The internet is weird, yo.

Fake edit: I'm not posting the actual picture with actual comments, because i'm not an asshole.
 
Wood Man said:
I got friend zoned in college. She lived with me for a few months because she didn't have a place to stay. I confessed twice and after the second rejection I gave up. She eventually moved out to live with some party buddies and we lost touch.

I learned years later she moved to L.A. and went into porn. Then I watched a video of a big black dude plowing her in the ass.

Priceless
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This topic has everything. Thread of the year and nothing will touch it.
 
If OP is still reading this...


While you are holding her hand and eating scones and talking about puppies or whatever the f*ck you do that got you friendzoned so bad, when she says something like "Hey, lets get together and hold hands and eat scones on Thursday Bestie!", reply "Oh, I have a date with a new girl from my gym/school/work/who cares".

Gauge her reaction, it will tell you the truth.
 
Wood Man said:
I got friend zoned in college. She lived with me for a few months because she didn't have a place to stay. I confessed twice and after the second rejection I gave up. She eventually moved out to live with some party buddies and we lost touch.

I learned years later she moved to L.A. and went into porn. Then I watched a video of a big black dude plowing her in the ass.

Priceless
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Out of curiosity, How did you confess? And what exactly do you confess about?
 
Wood Man said:
I got friend zoned in college. She lived with me for a few months because she didn't have a place to stay. I confessed twice and after the second rejection I gave up. She eventually moved out to live with some party buddies and we lost touch.

I learned years later she moved to L.A. and went into porn. Then I watched a video of a big black dude plowing her in the ass.

Priceless
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How many times did you watch that video?
 
Wood Man said:
I got friend zoned in college. She lived with me for a few months because she didn't have a place to stay. I confessed twice and after the second rejection I gave up. She eventually moved out to live with some party buddies and we lost touch.

I learned years later she moved to L.A. and went into porn. Then I watched a video of a big black dude plowing her in the ass.

Priceless
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Holy shit
 
lightskintwin said:
Out of curiosity, How did you confess? And what exactly do you confess about?
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Nothing dramatic.

I confessed I had a crush on her out of the blue and it blindsided her. She just brushed it a side and we both played dumb for awhile.

A few months later was the big one. We went out and had dinner. I told her we seemed to be growing apart and I confessed as a way to reel her back in. She told me she had considered dating me but I got the hard message. It wasn't going to happen.

There were so many other girls in college I didn't let myself get hung up on just this one.
 
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