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[Axsider]

Where are the fans, damnit?
He IS one of the greatest!

Maybe he's gettin' a little bit old:

But he will always be 'DA MAN!!

Oh and by the way: FORD FAIRLANE ROCKED!!!!

Like it or NOT! >_<

 

[dem]

The guy isnt even a comedian.

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
HAHAHAH

 

[Axsider]

The guy isnt even a comedian.

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
HAHAHAH

He is, boy! And he's the Heavyweight Champion!!

 

[StoOgE]

yeah, because sexists are funny.

 

[Coin Return]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/cnndice.mpg

Haha, he gets so pissed

 

[ThirstyFly]

Ford Fairlane is one of my all time faves. Anyone who doesn't love it is a snapper head.

 

[Guzim]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/cnndice.mpg

Haha, he gets so pissed

:lol :lol :lol

 

[God's Hand]

Dice is a never-has-been.

 

[MC Safety]

I don't outright hate the guy or his material. In fact, I've laughed at some of it.

But man, I've seen performances where the guy does his stupid nursery rhymes and tells his very old jokes, and the audience performs his material along with him -- and they still laugh. What part about hearing this recycled material -- that's only marginally humorous in the first place-- is worthy of gutbusting amusement?

Edit: Oh, and in the CNN video, it's not as if the guy doesn't have some comic timing. It was funny when he said, "Why? You want a workout?"

 

[olimario]

If I ever met Andrew Dice Clay I would throw him out of a window.

 

[LakeEarth]

Hickory dickory dock,
15 minutes went passed the clock...

 

[Belfast]

Hickory dickory dock,
15 minutes went passed the clock...

...The original poster we shall mock,
Unitl this thread a mod does lock!

 

[Ecrofirt]

what was that movie he was in where chinese guys caught bullets in their hands?

 

[Templar Wizard]

Dice, heres to you... sucking my cock.

 

[Badabing]

Dice sucks.

I like that interview because Dice can't accept that he's a washed up hack.

 

[Chipopo]

Let's look back on some of his endearing, witty twists on those old school nursery rhymes!:

Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.

....heh...heh

:-|

 

[Takuan]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/cnndice.mpg

Haha, he gets so pissed

:lol what a jerkoff!

 

[God's Hand]

The best he's ever been is when he was on Howard Stern. But the greatest ever is when Stern completely owned him on his last appearance. Classic stuff.

 

[firex]

this guy is so unfunny he probably posts here.

 

[Guzim]

this guy is so unfunny he probably posts here.

He probably started this topic.

 

[Prince of Space]

The best he's ever been is when he was on Howard Stern. But the greatest ever is when Stern completely owned him on his last appearance. Classic stuff.

PLEASE tell me this is on the net.

 

[dem]

Its around on the net.. but I dont think Howard really owned him...
He basically turned down Dice's volume and told him he was washed up for about 30 minutes.

 

[goodcow]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/cnndice.mpg

Haha, he gets so pissed

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Mike Works]

Holy fuck he looks old in that clip

 

[dem]

PLEASE tell me this is on the net.

Here.. I found this in my Stern collection =P

http://www.escapedgoat.com/HowardvsDice.mp3

 

[Mike Works]

Here.. I found this in my Stern collection =P

http://www.escapedgoat.com/HowardvsDice.mp3

I'm only 14 minutes into this, but :lol :lol :lol

I don't think Dice has stopped talking in the background at all.

 

[Guzim]

Here.. I found this in my Stern collection =P

http://www.escapedgoat.com/HowardvsDice.mp3

:lol :lol :lol

Oh wow.

 

[God's Hand]

http://www3.telus.net/public/trobert1/dice_jackie_fight.mp3
http://www3.telus.net/public/trobert1/howard_rips_on_dice.mp3
http://www3.telus.net/public/trobert1/stern_markharris_vs_dice.mp3
http://www3.telus.net/public/trobert1/howard_vs_dice.mp3

 

[Chipopo]

Here.. I found this in my Stern collection =P

http://www.escapedgoat.com/HowardvsDice.mp3

this is fucking awesome :lol

 

[belgurdo]

I like how in many sporadic parts Dice is just *words* while Howard's just totally owning him with no energy spent whatsoever

 

[Rorschach]

Its around on the net.. but I dont think Howard really owned him...
He basically turned down Dice's volume and told him he was washed up for about 30 minutes.

No, I'm sorry, but Dice got owned.

 

[belgurdo]

"Why couldn't Dice have been in that car accident instead of Sam Kinnison?"

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Badabing]

That made my day, Dem.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

:lol This is awesome.

 

[kumanoki]

Jesus :lol

I had to read this thread real slow as I went by. I love a good accident.