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[Tenks]

So I was sitting at my desk thinking of ways to get rich quick and it hit me. I think there would be a huge market for toy alpacas. Imagine walking a little alpaca down the street with a harness and everything. Kind of like the toy giraffe in the directTV commercials. So GAF what animals do you wish there were toy breeds of to have as pets?!


I also want a penguin

 

[Granger Danger]

Direwolves.

 

[Alucrid]

None. All toy breeds suck. Get a real dog.

 

[Casp0r]

Dinosaurs ...

I wish I had a pet T-Rex.

 

[GasProblem]

T-rex.

 

[Chuck (Old)]

Polar bear, snow leopard, kangaroo, koala.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Charizard

 

[Rapstah]

The Europa aliens from 3001: The Final Odyssey.

 

[B!TCH]

That's creepy. Why would you want that? To feel better about yourself? You aren't doing the animal any favors.

 

[Rapstah]

That's creepy. Why would you want that? To feel better about yourself? You aren't doing the animal any favors.

You're not killing it slowly either.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

jackalope

 

[Ryaaan14]

I would have a toy horse. Not like a pony either, but smaller, like the size of a cat. I want to hear the little hooves on my tile floor at night when it goes to feed. So damn precious.

 

[The Lamonster]

I wish there were large shih-tzus.

 

[snacknuts]

I want one of the tiny giraffes from the DirecTV (I think?) commercial.

 

[ant_]

Elephant

 

[Dali]

 

[spiderman123]

I don't know about the people you or others surround yourself with, but the ppl I know don't like the conventional "cutesy animals." They like mixed breeds, for example an octopus and cat....octopussy.

 

[Lord Ghirahim]

Even smaller Welsh corgis.

 

[JoeBoy101]

Damn you. Beat me by a minute.

 

[alterno69]

I would have a toy horse. Not like a pony either, but smaller, like the size of a cat. I want to hear the little hooves on my tile floor at night when it goes to feed. So damn precious.

Put some Horseshoes on your dog?

 

[besada]

I want one of the tiny giraffes from the DirecTV (I think?) commercial.

Me too. I squeal like a little girl whenever I see them.

I'd also take a toy Gorilla. Small enough that he can't rip my fingers off. Let's say, a foot tall.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Put some Horseshoes on your dog?

Gross.

 

[sankao]

I'd like keeping a blue whale in an aquarium. I'm sure the singing would be relaxing.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

moose and bear

 

[G-Fex]

dragon.

 

[besada]

moose and sqvirrel.

Fixed.

 

[Alpha-Bromega]

totally a white tiger. like a boxer sized white tiger and i could beat the shit out of anyone, who doesn't remember the white tiger from Beast Wars??????????

 

[Subitai]

None. All toy breeds suck. Get a real dog.

This. Toy breeds are a crime against nature. If you're gonna breed something, do it to make the animal work better with humans, not just parasite resources off of humans.

 

[totowhoa]

Haha I've always wanted a toy giraffe. It'd be so weird.

Edit: ^^I've never seen that gif above before. That's exactly how I pictured it.

 

[clemenx]

None. All toy breeds suck. Get a real dog.

Pretty much.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Bigfoot.

 

[Granger Danger]

I'd like keeping a blue whale in an aquarium. I'm sure the singing would be relaxing.

Taking it out for a walk might prove a little impractical, though.

 

[Anteater]

Dinosaurs with feathers

 

[spiderman123]

Dinosaurs with feathers

ooo you are missing a link my friend. That's crazy talk.

 

[brucewaynegretzky]

Gremlins

 

[dude]

This. Toy breeds are a crime against nature. If you're gonna breed something, do it to make the animal work better with humans, not just parasite resources off of humans.

You do realize all dogs were "crimes against nature" as they were all bred for different purposes? Toy breeds are bred to work better with humans - Humans want cute little dogs to raise, so they bred some. This argument is nonsensical.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Panda.

 

[FlyingTeacup]

I want an aquarium of mini-sperm-whales, mini-killer whales and mini-great whites.

 

[Velti]

Toy penguins already exist; they're called fairy penguins.

edit: First image too big! Blegh.

 

[HiroProtagonist]

Giraffe, Elephant, or Hippo.
Here is a baby pygmy hippo, but I'd like a full grown one this size:

Panda.

And this.

 

[AlimNassor]

The Europa aliens from 3001: The Final Odyssey.

What did they look like?

 

[Tenks]

Toy penguins already exist; they're called fairy penguins.

Holy shit I just googled these amazing animals and I need one right now

 

[alphaNoid]

Gremlins

no no .. not gremlins.. pre gremlins!

Mogwai like Gismo

 

[Diprosalic]

my bengal cat is the closest thing i could get to a pet tiger.

 

[taoofjord]

This. Toy breeds are a crime against nature. If you're gonna breed something, do it to make the animal work better with humans, not just parasite resources off of humans.

I'm pretty sure most people who have a toy breed, such as myself, find that a small breed adds just as much to one's life as a bigger breed does.

 

[ampere]

None. All toy breeds suck. Get a real dog.

.

If you're going to get an animal, get one with some utility. A big ass dog can offer some protection for your home.

 

[GoutPatrol]

The bear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uzPiIn8onE

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I want a two foot Gorilla or smaller. It would be awesome to go to the park and wrestle and it would be more intelligent than any dog or cat could dream of being.

It could be trained to do all sorts of things, like fetching items from shelves, cleaning up, walking your dog and plus it would be a fucking two foot Gorilla.

tell me you wouldn't love to see a miniature gorilla walking a dog.

 

[Velti]

You do realize all dogs were "crimes against nature" as they were all bred for different purposes? Toy breeds are bred to work better with humans - Humans want cute little dogs to raise, so they bred some. This argument is nonsensical.

Word. If the bred dogs are healthy, who cares?

On the other hand, the Napoleon cat breed makes me sad. I guess the animal wouldn't know any different, but breeding a cat to have short, stubby legs seems cruel.

Cute, but worrisome.

 

[alternade]

Bear or dragon the size of a small dog.