DevelopmentArrested said:The best way to experience porn. Hands down.
kaizoku said:people calling it a big iphone need to stop being so bloody ignorant!
text messaging, phone calls, camera, pocket size, always with you, always connected to the internet. the phone is and always will be your communications hub. especially now that it does email and instant messaging.
this is a big ipod touch with optional 3G and thats a massive difference in concept and lifestyle.
DevelopmentArrested said:The best way to experience photos, the web, gaming, email, movies, music, twitter and facebook. Hands down.
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Willy105 said:It's Apple version of a netbook, except aimed at people who don't like them.
Charles said:It's already on The Onion
:lol :lol :lolThe Onion said:CUPERTINO, CAClaiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple's new tablet computer. "Come on, Steve, just thinkthink, dammityou're running out of time," the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a plastic cafeteria tray. "Okay, yeah, this will work. This will definitely work. Just need to write 'tablet' on this little strip of masking tape here and I'm golden. Oh, come on, you piece of shit! Just stick already!" Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.
D23 said:i only use it to watch porn when im taking a shit
SmokyDave said:Mine. Mine Mine Mine*.
*assuming UK retail price of £599-649 or less.
DevelopmentArrested said:What about porn? You'd need to buy the stand to rub one out
1-D_FTW said:Pretty much what I expected. I don't know why some people had such weird expectations.
Mecha_Infantry said:Exactly!
The people here who are saying who is this for probably don't and never will own Mac shit. Also this is going to be amazing with iLife on it to edit word files on the road. I'll be in airports chilling with 10" in my hand..rather than the smaller iPhone
But you're right, it's a big iTouch..There have been many tmes I've needed a bigger iPhone and nw I have it.
The only SHITTY thing is the damn carry case..lmao it's HORRID!!
I think professionals will eat this up aka people with good income...
ToxicAdam said:Right, but what if you want to do three of those things at one time?
It doesn't have as many features as the iPhone/Touch.Manics said:Please explain to me how this isn't just an oversized iPhone (actually iPod Touch)
Mik2121 said:What the hell is wrong with you?
mrkgoo said:This thing is awesome. It DOES have a mic. Doesn't have GPS, which is a bummer (future iterations!).
:lolMajine said:Are we entirely sure it's a new product, or it's just Steve Jobs who shrunk and was holding an iPhone?
jamieson87 said:You can get arrested for that mate! :lol
It just feels right to hold the porn in your hands, as you masturbate.DevelopmentArrested said:"There really is no better way to experience porn than to feel it in your hand."
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espionage said:the strongest argument for me that can be made towards getting something like this instead of say, a netbook or ipod touch is manga support.
on lengthy flights or trips are you really going to carry stacks of manga that you want to get read? how many volumes of vagabond are you going to stick in your bag if you're flying to japan?
i was considering the kindle, but it's only got 2 gigs - which is really not enough space. if the iPad was announced closer to the kindle price, it would have been a no-brainer purchase for me but $500 at a minimum is perhaps too steep to just be a manga reader.
ugh i hope we see some windows based competitors that will be cheaper...
Ignatz Mouse said:Because most people can't see the value in an oversized, overpriced iPod Touch?
shidoshi said:My wife does everything on a MacBook. She could very easily switch to owning one of these instead of having a full notebook and be perfectly fine with everything she needs to do, and would probably feel far more comfortable with the less "techy" interface.
My mother would probably be the same way. I have no idea if this thing will take off or not, but seriously, I could see more casual computer users being far more attracted to something like this versus all of the intimidation that comes with a full-blown computer.
Edit: Okay, actually, for my wife this would need a video camera built-in for Skype. Beyond that, though, I'm not sure there is much that she does now that she couldn't do on this.
1. The first version of any Apple product will be outdated soon. It's the First Commandment of Apple consumers: Thou shalt not buy the rookie products. "I'd like all the other 'beta testers' to work out the kinks first," one staffer here says. Sometimes, the launch is completely half-baked. Remember the iPhone's debut? Just months after it hit the market, the 4GB version was scuttled and the 8GB version's price dropped. Fact is, there will be a second tablet within months, and the price will inevitably drop. If you simply must have one, wait for it, because you'll be pretty annoyed when see how much it improves.
2. You don't need a giant thousand-dollar smartphone. You've got an iPhone. You've got a laptop. You just received a Kindle for Christmas. Why do you need a tablet? You're probably not sure. Unlike the iPod and the iPhone, this is a product without a clear need. Unless you deliver FedEx packages, you probably don't need a giant mobile touch-screen device. It won't replace your smartphone, which you carry around in your pocket, or your laptop, which needs a keyboard. Will you want to pay nearly $1,000 to carry around a tablet, along with your mobile phone, your work BlackBerry, your laptop, and your Kindle?
3. You're just going to break it, anyway. Picture yourself with your steaming coffee in one hand, your squirming toddler in the other -- and, somehow, your shiny new Apple tablet, playing Sarah Palin's Fox News clips you missed last night until -- gasp -- your precious Apple escapes and plummets to the floor, shattering into a million little pieces. In The Hunt For Red October, sub captain Marko Ramius observes: "Most things in here don't react well to bullets." Don't expect an Apple tablet to react well to almost anything in the world. Water, soda, food, kids, pets: you'll surely figure out a way to damage your new toy sooner or later.
4. Multifunction devices can do a lot -- just not well. Other than your couch, where might your tablet be more useful than what you're using now? Will you use your tablet instead of the PC at your office desk? Will you watch videos on it instead of your flat-screen monitor? Will you use it instead of your smartphone when you're out? No, no, and no.
5. Buy one, and you might as well wear a "Rob Me!" sign. Carrying a tablet around on public transit, on the street, or in a bar is a needless risk -- yet that's precisely where you're expected to use them. Cellphones stow invisibly in your pocket, and laptops fit innocuously into cases, but if you use the tablet as intended -- on the go -- you're just asking for someone to snatch it. Remember those iPod muggings, with those telltale, enticing white earbuds? Think about that whenever you're tempted to watch last night's Daily Show on the New York City subway.
6. The tablet never caught on -- and there's a reason for that. You do not need to buy a new gadget every time Steve Jobs tells you to. The iPod represented a major evolution over the Sony (SNE) Walkman, and the iPhone escalated the smartphone game. But the tablet seems driven by nothing more than desire. Just take a breath...put the tablet down...and back away...slowly.
7. No keyboard, no mouse, no dice. Typing (or "typing") on touchscreens is annoying. How many Tablet buyers will wind up connecting peripheral keyboards and mice? And then...well, what's the point? Besides, mobile devices are only as useful as their battery life. Unless the tablet has more than about six hours of power, it's going to wind up tethered to a wall. Just like your desktop.
8. Netbooks are cheaper. With a glut of netbooks on the market -- with keyboards! -- offering a full Web experience with significantly less sticker shock than the tablet, there's no reason to go there. If you've got the cash for a tablet, you'd be better off with a MacBook Air, a device with far more functionality packed into its three pounds.
9. Something better's coming. With advances in speech recognition, data input will be changing radically over the next few years. Perhaps more importantly, advances in mobile display technology suggest we'll eventually be projecting images and videos on blank walls, or even into space. Or we'll be wearing headsets that project tiny images of the screen into our eyes at close range. In any event, the tablet is an innovation that'll surely be obsolete within a few years.
10. Beware -- Apple also built the world's most infamous paperweight. One word: Newton.
As far as I know, only 3 of us posted here talking about that, and we are on page 6 or 7 already, so we are not that vocal.Mr. Dobalina said:Nothing, just tired of such a vocal niche being pissed about something that never intended them as the audience :lol
timnich said:The specs on the official site state it has assisted GPS. Isn't that what iPhones have?
Karma said:What is intimidating about clicking on the Chrome or Firefox icon? They are going to spend most of their time in the browser.
Why not get your wife and mother a $279 netbook with a faster processor, 160+ GB HDD and integrated webcam?
Sage00 said:Guys, of course there will be multitasking. It's in iPhone OS 4.0. They'll announce it with that, probably along with the iPhone 4G.
MThanded said:Reading research papers on this thing will be great..... no mention of pdf reading support as of yet...