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April Wrasslin |OT| WrassleMania Sucked

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dream said:
God, this really is our WrestleMania card.

At least it will be fun watching it with Wrestle-GAF.

I love you guys!
The top 5 matches are all great. The buildup is debatable, though.

Look through past WM cards. The main events are consistently shitty. You rarely get the perfect timing like when Cena and Batista won the titles in the same year.

Who actually remembers Cena vs HHH vs Orton?
 

eggybob

Unconfirmed Member
Miz vs Cena - 5 points
Edge vs Del Rio - 5 points
Undertaker vs HHH - 5 points
Cole vs Lawler - 4 points
CM Punk vs Orton - 4 points
Rhodes vs Mysterio - 4 points
Sheamus vs Bryan - 3 points
Snooki's team vs LayCool - 3 points
Babyfaces vs Corre - 3 points

Tie-breaker - Miz/Cena
Second tie-breaker - 24.34
 

Evening Musuko

Black Korea
Miz vs Cena
Edge vs Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH
Cole vs Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton
Rhodes vs Mysterio
Sheamus vs Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool
Babyfaces vs Nexus

Last Match - Miz vs Cena

How long will the final match last? (22:10) Match ends with 10 minutes to go for Rock/Cena shenanigans.

Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:
Who actually remembers Cena vs HHH vs Orton?

WM XXIV. Orton retains WWE title. :p
 

Spider from Mars

tap that thorax
BoboBrazil said:
wtf, did taz just say "the cooka is warming up?" for those that don't know cooka is a term for pussy
I think he said coop. He should be releasing the pigeons for Winter not that skank Velvet :3
 
Miz vs Cena
Edge vs Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH
Cole vs Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton
Rhodes vs Mysterio
Sheamus vs Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool
Babyfaces vs Nexus

Last Match - Cena vs Miz

How long will the final match last? 24 minutes, with about 6 minutes of The Rock killing Cena and Miz to send people home happy. Rock will be the last thing we see Sunday night.
 
Miz vs Cena
Edge vs Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH
Cole vs Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton
Rhodes vs Mysterio
Sheamus vs Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool
Babyfaces vs Corre
 

Azuran

Banned
Miz vs Cena
Edge vs Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH
Cole vs Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton
Rhodes vs Mysterio
Sheamus vs Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool
Babyfaces vs Corre

Miz vs Cena
23:34


Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:
Who actually remembers Cena vs HHH vs Orton?

*raises hand*
 
For those who were thinking the legacy was about to end

-- The son of TNA Wrestling creative writer Vince Russo was recently hired to work for the organization in Nashville, Tennessee in a beginner's production capacity.



hahahahahahaha
 

Linkified

Member
JdFoX187 said:
Kind of sad that they're trying to push the HoF as something special and true, yet they go as far to script what the wrestlers can say. That's just sad. At least let them speak from their hearts up there.
Dude each fucking year the writing team works with the inductees, they write an initiial speech then they chat with some script writers to iron out the problems in their speeches. Today's episode of wrestlemania week on the law chat with Sunny and about this very fact.
 
BoboBrazil said:
For those who were thinking the legacy was about to end

-- The son of TNA Wrestling creative writer Vince Russo was recently hired to work for the organization in Nashville, Tennessee in a beginner's production capacity.



hahahahahahaha
HHH must be so mad that he can't get a son, but Russo can.
 
Miz vs Cena
Edge vs Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH
Cole vs Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton
Rhodes vs Mysterio
Sheamus vs Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool
Babyfaces vs Nexus

Tie-breaker - Miz vs Cena

Second tie-breaker - How long will the final match last? (27:19)
 
My Predictions:

Miz vs Cena
Edge vs Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH
Cole vs Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton
Rhodes vs Mysterio
Sheamus vs Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool
Babyfaces vs Corre

Final match? Miz vs Cena

Final match will be 27:13
 

Ultratech

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Miz vs Cena
Edge vs Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH (Wouldn't surprise me if it's a Draw.)
Cole vs Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton
Rhodes vs Misterio
Sheamus vs Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool
Babyfaces vs Corre


Last match: Miz/Cena/Rock
Length: 23:06 minutes (give or take random shenanigans)

Somehow, this seems right to me. But we'll see...
 
Miz vs Cena
Edge vs Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH
Cole vs Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton
Rhodes vs Mysterio
Sheamus vs Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool
Babyfaces vs Corre

Main Event: Miz vs Cena
Final Match Length: 20 minutes 1 second

This card seems to have quite a few singles matches. Kind of reminds me of Wrestlemania 19 in that regard.
 

Entropia

No One Remembers
Miz vs Cena
Edge vs Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH
Cole vs Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton
Rhodes vs Misterio
Sheamus vs Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool
Babyfaces vs Nexus

Last match: Miz vs. Cena
Length: 22:34

dream said:
I like how you're all calling it "Snooki's Team." Lazy cut and pasters!

But, that's what they are? :lol
 

siddx

Magnificent Eager Mighty Brilliantly Erect Registereduser
Usually I am watching good shows on Thursday but they are all in reruns so I decided to give TNA a shot. What the fucking fuck is this fuckery? It's painful how embarrassingly bad so many of these backstage segments are. And I will never complain about the wwe divas again after seeing this ridiculous bullshit with the girl in the swimsuit "hypnotizing" the ugly blond. Barf.
 

Spider from Mars

tap that thorax
I don't know what was funnier, flair throwing a chair at the cage or the fact that they were tagging in a cage match...
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Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Miz vs Cena
Edge vs Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH
Cole vs Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton
Rhodes vs Misterio
Sheamus vs Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool
Babyfaces vs Nexus

Last match: Undertaker/HHH
Length: 29 minutes 32 seconds
 

Wrekt

Member
Miz vs Cena
Edge vs Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH
Cole vs Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton
Rhodes vs Misterio
Sheamus vs Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool
Babyfaces vs Nexus

Last match: Undertaker/HHH
Length: 26 minutes
 

JdFoX187

Banned
Linkified said:
Dude each fucking year the writing team works with the inductees, they write an initiial speech then they chat with some script writers to iron out the problems in their speeches. Today's episode of wrestlemania week on the law chat with Sunny and about this very fact.
What's your point? Even though everyone knows wrestling is fake, the Hall of Fame is the one thing they try to do that breaks kayfabe and is supposed to be "real." And as you admit, and I never argued otherwise, they script their damn speeches. It's a fucking joke. As if we needed any more reason to believe than after Drew Carrey being inducted into this year's class.
 

siddx

Magnificent Eager Mighty Brilliantly Erect Registereduser
If they actually have HHH beat Taker I will likely shit myself right there on the couch. It would be such a wasted opportunity to put someone waaaaaay over who actually needs it.
 

Zhengi

Member
Miz vs Cena - Miz
Edge vs Del Rio - Del Rio
Undertaker vs HHH - Undertaker
Cole vs Lawler - Lawler
CM Punk vs Orton - Orton
Rhodes vs Mysterio - Mysterio
Sheamus vs Bryan - Bryan
Snooki's team vs LayCool - Team Snookisson Stratus
Babyfaces vs Nexus - Babyfaces

Tie-breaker - What match will go on last? Undertaker vs HHH

Second tie-breaker - How long will the final match last? 22:45
 

Spider from Mars

tap that thorax
siddx said:
If they actually have HHH beat Taker I will likely shit myself right there on the couch. It would be such a wasted opportunity to put someone waaaaaay over who actually needs it.
John Cena could use a push, maybe next year?
OR MY BOY LONG ISLAND ICED Z.... WOO WOO WOO :D
 

Kyoufu

Member
Miz vs Cena -
Edge vs Del Rio - 5 points
Undertaker vs HHH - 5 points
Cole vs Lawler - 4 points
CM Punk vs Orton - 4 points
Rhodes vs Mysterio - 4 points
Sheamus vs Bryan - 3 points
Snooki's team vs LayCool - 3 points
Babyfaces vs Nexus - 3 points

Tie-breaker - What match will go on last? Miz vs Cena

Second tie-breaker - How long will the final match last? 26:32
 

Knox

Member
People say that Taker should drop his streak to help push someone, but I don't think anyone really deserves it. Maybe Orton, but he doesn't really need it. Cena obviously doesn't need it. Maybe by next year Miz will be ready, but right now I cringe at the thought. The only person I would say deserves an immediate spot at the top of the food chain is Punk, but I don't see that happening.
 

Kyoufu

Member
Knox said:
People say that Taker should drop his streak to help push someone, but I don't think anyone really deserves it. Maybe Orton, but he doesn't really need it. Cena obviously doesn't need it. Maybe by next year Miz will be ready, but right now I cringe at the thought. The only person I would say deserves an immediate spot at the top of the food chain is Punk, but I don't see that happening.

what

what

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Ydahs

Member
So I tune in to watch Smackdown (Australia) and there's no Smackdown this week?!

Instead they're showing Road to Wrestlemania, with the first match being Orton v Angle v Mysterio.

:(

edit: JBL v Cena WM 21. Cena was actually a decent seller back then.
 

Knox

Member
Kusagari said:
Vince considers Orton an 'up and coming' star you know!
I wouldn't use the words "up and coming" but he's as young, if not younger, than Punk, Danielson, Sheamus, Morrison, Miz, Ziggler, and Kofi. He just had a head start. :p The point is that he's gonna be around for a while, and he's a proven commodity unlike the rest of that list (sans Punk, and some may argue Miz). I think that's the criteria you have to look at considering the streak. But like I said, he doesn't really need it cause he's already there. Punk is the best option.
 
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