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Aren't Alien Invasion stories kinda of arrogant?

I think memes have the aliens' motives covered.

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Really depends. A Star-Trek level society where they've figured out how to differentiate matter (where you could basically take a scoop out of a star and make whatever you wanted with it) would certainly have no need for resources, but this assumes that sort of thing is even possible.

It's also anthropocentric to assume that technologically advanced species will learn their way towards rational pacifism. A lot of people working on making artificial intelligence believe in absolutely crazy stuff, right now. A society could get to a technological singularity and still feel compelled to go out and conquer worlds because the star-spirits told them to.
 
I mean even in these dumb movies they're not coming just to attack people. Pretty sure that they'd want the habitable planet or something
 
Robots: They don't have to transport them. They can build them here - heck they probably have fabrication facilities on ship, if not Atomically Precise Manufacturing - unless you think they'll come to earth and ask us to dig ditches for them.

Resources: What resources on planet would they need so badly? Individual asteroids orbiting the planet have as much of basically any mineral as we do in our entire planet.

Food: They might not even consume food - if I were an advanced alien, I'd have redundant power supplies, oriented around solar - or maybe if it's feasible, internal fusion. I don't think they need to eat our wheat. They'd have to significantly alter their biochemical makeup to probably do -anything- on our planet in the first place, let alone eat our food.

If they're escaping a planet, and for some reason our planet is a perfect match to theirs, and also the closest planet - well maaaaybe, but you better pray to motherfucking alien gods that whatever fucked up their planet isn't chasing them here.

What kind of power does it take to create the robots, run the robots and maintain them?
 
There are other perspectives/stories. Read 3 Body Problem by Cixin Liu, or the inversion with human as invader like Le Guin's The Word for World is Forest.

Or, less-thoughtful more blockbuster, Niven/Pournell's Footfall where the aliens do not have FTL and depend on earth as being the closest habitable planet given their technology.

But yes a lot of alien invasion stuff is rayguns-and-bikinis level.
Any more recommendations? The Word for World is Forest and Footfall sound awesome
 
What kind of power does it take to create the robots, run the robots and maintain them?

Solar would work, they could have a manufacturing facility close to the sun, or they could create nuclear facilities on planet. Have some high quality batteries and you're good to go, robots work as a cloud and swap themselves out seamlessly when they need to charge or whatever. They can fly, carry weight, have tools of extremely high precision and quality. Think of the small robots from big hero 6.
 
i can kinda see aliens wanting this planet because its relatively safe compared to other solar systems. even aliens must fear gamma ray bursts or supernovas from nearby stars. although i'm sure with the technology they can find many suitable solar systems in many different star systems.
 
The only reasons I could imagine aliens coming to Earth would be scientific discovery/research/curiosity.

Kind of how we fly drones over indigenous tribes and catalog their behavior.

There's nothing else here for them, really...

They can get fuel elsewhere, they are unlikely to breath the same air(if they breath at all) and a species that advanced should be able to build their own labor force that's more efficient than human slaves.
(we could do that now if we were willing to)
 
That implies the alien world, society, technology, etc. is anything like the things we know about. Who's to say what we've observed on Earth applies to other planets in other galaxies?
 
What would aliens want most that they could not easily provide for themselves?

The answer is unique culture and entertainment. Like, when you travel to a foreign country and it is really exciting because it is just plain different than where you are from.

I think aliens would want to import our media franchises for mass consumption way more than wage war.

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So they want our Japanese Anime is what you're saying?
 
I think you are arrogant to think all intelligent beings have to be like us.

Maybe destroying planets is considered an aphrodisiac in their culture, who knows.
 
I think you are arrogant to think all intelligent beings have to be like us.

Maybe destroying planets is considered an aphrodisiac in their culture, who knows.

Yeah, pretty much. If they're advanced enough to travel FTL or whatever, to try to predict their hypothetical actions/motivations in human terms is almost assuredly futile. We know what we know, based on the very little that we've observed in a short time.
 
Well. They don't want anything physical. -- like the idea of souls for example.

With all their millions of years of advancement, the ability to travel ftl, jump through space, travel "time", etc, they've lost their physical bodies. They exist on different planes/dimensions that we do. So their physical henchmen, grey aliens, which some believe are advanced machines, collect life.

So they use our bodies as containers, and likely, many forms of primitive beings, to enjoy physical realms they can't exist in anymore. Or to use as energy. Who really knows.

That's why most religions speak of things from the heavens to interact with us. They want something. Thats just one speculation.
 
The only scenario that works is some "To serve man" type shit

There's a lot of interesting ones that work, but they don't seem to make it to big budget films.

  • "The Killing Star" scenario - if high sub-light speeds are possible, and FTL / FTL sensors are not possible, then any interstellar species is a threat to the existence of others. A relativistic kill vehicle (projectile going >0.99 c) will provide almost no warning prior to it's impact, but can cause planetary-scale destruction. Therefore, other species act preemptively to supress the development of potenitally hostile species, or perform first strikes and wipe them out as soon as they're detected
  • "Immune System" scenario - we are not dealing with aliens, we're dealing with their servants who are tasked with snuffing out or conquering potential rivals. The original aliens may not be any more aware of our existence than we are of a disease that our immune system fights off before it shows symptoms.
  • "Divine mandate" scenario - the aliens are members of a religion that compels them to conquer or wipe out other species
  • "Free Agent" scenario - It's not just alien civilisations that are dangerous. It's individual aliens who may or may not share the beliefs of their broader society. What of Little Blorbox takes his dad's spaceship for a joyride? What if a weird cult on the homeworld of an otherwise peaceful advanced civilization saves up enough cereal coupons to win a spaceship? Now what if that space ship is so advanced that it can replicate an army, forge things on a nanoscale and create microsingularities as part of it's normal science suite?
  • "Ethical crusader" scenario - What if our more advanced neighbour are vegans who feel really strongly about our ongoing flirtation with needlessly butchering and inflicting cruelties on Earth's lower lifeforms? What if they want to stop our wars - RIGHT NOW? What if they have an entirely different ethical system to humans, and want to enforce it on us for whatever reason?

I would agree that the "they want our resources" or "they're harvesting us for no reason lol" are weak motivations.
 
I think most invasion stories leave out a lot of context regarding alien life outside of their interactions with us, so it's potentially a mistake to assume that aliens only came here just for us, in the same way it'd be a mistake for any tiny village in a country being invaded to assume they're the prime target. It'd be more fitting to assume we're just one stop among many, that any civilization with FTL travel is doing a lot of mind-boggling shit in the background and we're just a tiny little YouTube-esque diversion.

I think the more arrogant thing is the fact that we almost always win in these stories with firepower and determination. Like... c'mon son. Only War of the Worlds made the most sense.
 
You forgot about the 'aggressive species chasing another species who end up in our galaxy' plotline.

Xenoblade X's story and setting had a lot of potential, shame those aspect didn't turn out too well, but this is how the game's plot stars. The earth is caught in the crossfire between two alien factions and gets destroyed at the opening cinematic. However
the plot-twist of one of the alien factions wanting to destroy us from the start kind of makes it somewhat less interesting than the "by-chance" scenario as the way it played just made it another story where Humans are special for specific reasons.
 
that was kind of HG Wells's point in War Of The Worlds, actually. Both humans for thinking they could do shit against them, and the martians for thinking they could just do it without consequence. No one wins, but humans survive by virtue of not being on the advanced end of (self-)evolution (yet).
 
Life is stranger and more amazing than our fears or imagination. I think its more arrogant that most adults accept the lie of governments who coverup or avoid the question altogether. I think it's arrogant and just false to assume what other beings who have achieved what we cannot have done or would do. We are completely in the dark and suppresed from knowing, which isn't debatable. Take that as you will or won't

If nature so far has shown us to be harsh as well as what is around us I don't see why aliens who make it off their own planet would be benevolent as well.

I think most alien conspiracies are a joke and distraction. Some are interesting to say the least and other are easily laughable as the bible or satanism in its various forms, but look at our species buying in to religion, superstition and occultic rituals, attitudes, or practices.
 
Yup.

You either get a War of the Worlds scenario or a To Serve Man scenario. Not really much range in between is particularly likely.
 
Aliens would discover how to bend the laws of physics, and travel billions of miles just to fuck with a bunch of hairless bipeds?

If they wanted resources, they have FTL travel surely they can find whatever they need in easier forms out in space?

If they wanted a new home, surely it would be easier to find a place where you don't have to worry about the locals?

The only scenario that works is some "To serve man" type shit
If I had weapons that turned a man into vapor, just leaving his clothes waving in the wind, I sure as hell wouldn't worry about the locals.

Plus there may have been a billion planets researched by the aliens that still don't meet their needs quite like Earth does and time may be running out.
 
I always liked the "autonomous war machines endlessly at war even after their creators are long dead" angle

I like the idea that they're still around somewhere, but they're so remote (and there's no FTL) that they don't know or care that there is an endless war being fought on their frontier by a self replicating army, sometimes against other variations of the exact same thing.
 
Significant amount of water
Significant amount of biomass/biodiversity
Effective, stable atmosphere
Intelligent life (slaves, test subjects, etc.)


These things are probably not unique to earth, of the planets we've seen these things aren't exactly common out there. Though obviously, any alien race with the tech to come get us will not have any trouble taking over.

Not to mention we practically invite them here anyways.
 
Plus wouldn't the broadcasted history of the planet be viewable as they fly towards us?

They'd be watching some Jerry Springer and Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Monitoring what we go to war for.

They'd wipe us out I tells ya!
 
I mean we're leaving out the obvious rationale behind an alien invasion - intergalactic genocide.

Picture an advanced alien society where a crazy fringe group takes over and decides "You know what? Any sentient life we find that isn't us is an affront to us and our sensibilities, and our god demands we wipe them out."

Not all that far-fetched.
 
Aliens would discover how to bend the laws of physics, and travel billions of miles just to fuck with a bunch of hairless bipeds?

Far more likely just observing test subjects in their native environment.

If they wanted resources, they have FTL travel surely they can find whatever they need in easier forms out in space?

If they wanted a new home, surely it would be easier to find a place where you don't have to worry about the locals?

For either of these scenarios, the fact that they have FTL travel renders all our technology meaningless and taking anything they want from us would be as easy here as anywhere else, perhaps easier if we've already gathered/processed some of it for them.

The only scenario that works is some "To serve man" type shit

Humans are the only intelligent race that we know, and we still invade other peoples and their lands for their resources.... and we're all the same species. I see no reason why an alien species wouldn't make a pit stop to wipe out a civilization for supplies while enroute somewhere.

They could also just be curious, show up to study people. Could simply be searching out for other forms of life like we all are. Could be multitudes of reasons for aliens to come to Earth. Could be boredom, who knows.
 
"Ethical crusader" scenario - What if our more advanced neighbour are vegans who feel really strongly about our ongoing flirtation with needlessly butchering and inflicting cruelties on Earth's lower lifeforms? What if they want to stop our wars - RIGHT NOW? What if they have an entirely different ethical system to humans, and want to enforce it on us for whatever reason?

I think a highly advanced alien species visiting us wouldn't care about distinguishing lower from higher life forms. They would just see everything here so beneath them that it would just boil down to life feeding on life, which is the natural cycle of things.

I like the Lovecraft quote I saw recently:

"When Kleiner showed me the sky-line of New York I told him that man is like the coral insect—designed to build vast, beautiful, mineral things for the moon to delight in after he is dead."
 
I think of it as how we overhunt species or hunt endangered ones for materials. They don't really need to do it to the degree they do, but it feels natural to do so.
 
I gotta say that I'm far more interested in alien stories where the aliens are curious about Earth life, not itching to destroy it for an arbitrary reason.
In fact, I imagine aliens would have better motivation to wipe us out if they actually came and hung out for a while, as opposed to watching from afar. Of course, that could just as well end in them not doing much of anything/leaving.
 
Because we have been trying to contact them for many years ourselves Seti for example, so we invited them here kind of

Seti has been passively listening.

The idea of sending out a beacon for aliens to find us is like something an evil genius would try to do.

Active SETI is a new-ish idea, though messages sent to specific areas has happened in the past.
 
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