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I'm very disappointed in all of you

 

[neoism]

I'm very disappointed in all of you

i linked it in meh post lol

 

[inm8num2]

You think this is the real Quaid?

IT IS.

 

[DrSlek]

i linked it in meh post lol

Now I'm slightly less disappointed in you.

 

[To Far Away Times]

Pretty much the entirety of Commando.

But especially the "Let off some steam" line.

 

[Stinkles]

Fuck you asshole.

The text string setup is actually pivotal to the entire movie.


He's not just a robot, he's a robot who happens to also be a total dick.


I'm also partial to -

" a charm to ward off evil?"

" I AM EVIL."

From Conan.

 

[Soodanim]

"Yippee ki-yay!"

Spoiler

First post is the obvious answer

 

[tuna_love]

He had some amazing ones as the iconic mr freeze.

 

[lastplayed]

Enough talk!

This is my philosophy in most RPGs.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

"Every pizza comes with pepperoni and 9 millimeter bullets on it!"

 

[Anth0ny]

DILLON ! YOU SON OF A BITCH

 

[Falcs]

DILLON ! YOU SON OF A BITCH

 

[JinjoUnchained]

"Traffic!"

-- Eraser

 

[Sean*O]

"Now....plain Zero!" - The Running Man

Should have said "Now, room temperature"

 

[Frozenprince]

Commando is basically "awesome one liners the movie" so anything from that, really.

 

[Noema]

I'll kill you last.

Remember when I said I'd kill you last?

I lied.

 

[way more]

Please don't bump my selfie stick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w81g199L8YA#t=1m15s

 

[SargerusBR]

YOU BLEW MAH COVER!!!!

 

[HelloMeow]

There is no single greatest one-liner.

 

[SalvaPot]

"I´m not me! I´m you!"

 

[plasmawave]

Ow, my back.

 

[Gloggins]

IT'S NAHT A TOOMAH

 

[MomoPufflet]

You shouldn't drink and bake.

Underrated and classic.

 

[Krev]

Iced that guy...cone a phrase.

 

[params7]

"You are not you. You are me."
"No shit."

 

[ramparter]

"Listen to me, you have to keep your head down, there are trying to take my tortillas"

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Not my favourite but funny and rare enough for a laugh.

I do not want to touch his ass, I want to make him talk

 

[Anth0ny]

DON'T FUCKING SCREAM AT ME YOU DUMB FUCK YOU

 

[DeSo]

"There is no bathroom!"

 

[A-V-B]

"Honey, you wouldn't shoot me. We're married."

*BANG*

"Consider dat a divorce."


yeahhhhhh

 

[gosox333]

Whatever it is I'm willing to bet it's from The Running Man

 

[neorej]

You've got to listen to me, these are my tortillas.

Spoiler

His best one is actually "You are not sending me to the cooler."

 

[Count Dookkake]

"Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres."

[Kicks cop in the nuts]

 

[mxgt]

"I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy"

 

[sarcastor]

Commando has do many it's unbelievable.

Bad guy: Scared mother fucker? You should be, cause this green beret is gonna kick your ass
Arnold: I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungary!!!

 

[opticalmace]

"Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres."

[Kicks cop in the nuts]

:lol took me a moment.

 

[True Savior]

Eating isnt cheating

 

[yamo]

You're luggage.

 

[sharkyandgeorge]

"I let him go..."

and of course

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"

 

[Zombie Lyle]

COCAINUM!

 

[Marion Cobretti]

From Commando

"fuck YOU asshole"

 

[RustedPieces]

I'll be back.

You deserve more credit. That's the king of one-liners and everyone here knows it.

 

[Pocks]

"Let off some steam, Bennett"
Commando is pretty fantastic

Yup. This wins.

 

[Snaggletooth]

"Yeah, but they were all bad"

True Lies when asked if he'd killed anyone.

Probably not his greatest but it's my favourite.

 

[Malreyn]

Get to dah CHOPPAH!

 

[Unit 33]

I am the party pooper.

 

[aku:jiki]

I'm partial to "KOKAINUM!", "You ahh stooped!" and "Put your toys back on the cahpet."

Honorable mention to Hercules since it really is a special kind of terrible and Arnold flubs every single line. But, in his defense, the other actors are just as bad if not worse.

 

[Kuntz]

Softcore porn on TV.

"Capitalism"

 

[kottila]

A couple lines more than one, but bodybuilding Arnie is the best Arnie

Talking to Lou Ferrigno and father right before a Mr. Olympia competition:

They should have the Olympia early on
so we could relax, enjoy the country.

They should have it in a month for him
He isn't even in shape yet.
He didn't get the timing right,
l'm telling you.
A month from now would have been
perfect for you.

But then l'd get bigger, too, again...
so doesn't matter, what the hell.
Let's get it over with.

And if you retire this year,
you just never had the Olympia.
But you had twice the Universe,

what the hell.

That's not too bad, either.

You could go on and win the next five years.
lt's amazing. Can you imagine
the feeling l have?
Six times Mr. Olympia

 

[MrRudiMentary]

"Consider that a divorce".

So dark, so cheesy, so stupid, so brilliant.