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Asian girl smashes boyfriends PS3.

"What are you doing, yo!"
He sounds like he's auditioning for a part in Static Shock. :lol

I would have said that she's wrong and crazy but they're both crazy because one:
1. The guy is just sitting around doing nothing and actually asked her for something to drink.
2. He has a HOT ASS HELL girlfriend who he should be fucking every second he can. :D
 
Cowie said:
More creepy fetishizing of asian women. Awesome.

Why is her race so important...
GAF is the last place I want to see gamers talk about their yellow fever....

There's a crap website for that already, and it's called K*TAKU.
 
gunswordfist said:
"What are you doing, yo!"
He sounds like he's auditioning for a part in Static Shock. :lol

I would have said that she's wrong and crazy but they're both crazy because one:
1. The guy is just sitting around doing nothing and actually asked her for something to drink.
2. He has a HOT ASS HELL girlfriend who he should be fucking every second he can. :D
sorry to disappoint you, but that is not how relationships work
 
MrBeggar said:
Why is her race so important...
GAF is the last place I want to see gamers talk about their yellow fever....

There's a crap website for that already, and it's called K*TAKU.

It's a bizarre, moderately racist phenomenon that's slowly becoming more clear over time. We don't consider it a problem because it's "positive", but it's still sort of.. an issue. It's mostly shitty because it's a fetish you're born into and can't escape. Guys are just going to think you're the fucking pearl of the orient and want to bang you so they can tell their friends 'dude, I slept with this asian chick once', like it's some fucking lifetime achievement. You're always stuck in the 'Asian Chicks' group, it will always 'define' you, in a weird fetish kind of way.
 
shagg_187 said:
Chimpanzees are the closest living relatives to humans, and since they have light skin covered by hair, it is likely that our shared common ancestor would also have lacked pigmentation and been covered by hair. As human brain size increased the increase in its energy requirements would have required finer thermoregulation to avoid overheating. This may be one reason why humans developed sweat glands, an evolution we share with only a small number of creatures (including swine, many species of which are also hairless). The additional loss of body hair would have increased the effectiveness of evaporation of sweat, and produced better cooling. Though naked skin is advantageous for thermoregulation, it exposes the epidermis to destructive levels of UV radiation that can cause sunburn, skin cancer and birth defects resulting from the destruction of the essential vitamin B folate. Consequently strong natural selection in Africa favored increased levels of melanin in the skin, and the hairless Hominina ancestors of modern humans lost their light skin.

Light skin color would have been a severe disadvantage to those living under the bright African sun. However, when humans left Africa for less sun-intense regions of the world, the selective pressure against lighter skin would have relaxed. This probably explains the greater variety of skin color found outside sub-Saharan Africa. Lighter skin colors may have been advantageous at higher latitudes since they allow greater penetration of the sun's UV radiation, a requirement for vitamin D synthesis. This may have led to selection for lightly pigmented skin. Scientists have identified at least 100 genes associated with pigment processing. Though African populations are relatively dark, according to a recent study[citation needed] they possess a greater diversity in skin complexion than all other populations. It is therefore likely that many of the alleles associated with light pigmentation were already present in an ancestral population in Africa prior to their dispersal. When humans migrated out of Africa, the lighter skin causing alleles may have accumulated in one population, either by genetic drift, natural selection, sexual selection or a combination of these effects. Since their effects are additive it is possible light skin could arise over several generations without any new mutations taking place.

According to Luigi Luca Cavalli-Sforza, light skin probably arose in North Africa or both in the north and east.

A 2006 study provides evidence that the light skin pigmentation observed in Europeans and East Asians arose independently. They concluded that light pigmentation in Europeans is at least partially due to the effects of positive directional and/or sexual selection.

Most constructive post of this thread.
 
I'm seeing an Asian girl. I 100% agree that you better have a job when hanging out with one.

Glad I have a job. :) Good times.

<3
 
ChoklitReign said:
Someone needs to record the "Yoyoyoyoyoyoyo, yo, yo!" bit.
Seriously, that was .gif material :lol

...except that, huh, .gifs don't do sound yet. Damn.
 
Looks fake to me. The whole "get me a drink part" sounds rehearsed.

She broke my shit! ... PS3 are fukin expensive .. girls just dont understand... im still not getting a fuken job. Playstation 3 i got a new one its all gooooooood
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Don't see why he would tag the video as "bf looser no job" if he's the one posting it...
 
That girl has some anger management issues. I don't think I could ever live with someone who resolves their issues by smashing expensive items.

And I don't think she's that hot either.
 
Kimosabae said:
You just trampled the dreams of a ton of GAFers.

Actually, he just proved his relationship sucks. The wife and I fuck every second we can. Let that be a lesson to all of you: Never assume your relationship is representative of relationships in general. After all, there's always someone more awesome than you.

Namely, me.

;)

I'm restoring dreams! I am a god.
 
"She broke my shit! ... PS3 are fukin expensive .. girls just dont understand... im still not getting a fuken job. Playstation 3 i got a new one its all gooooooood"

That's the description. Guess who's narrating the video.
 
tass0 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvX8GHJLQIU

Shit, son. That bitch is psycho, dude was too easy on her.

It's all cool though, he bought a new PS3 :)

Discuss

He got a new one, it's all good, NPD PS3 sales+1 thankz girlfriend.
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I loved the "smack" sound when shit slaps his back.:lol

And yes, Asian women are really like that. Mine always grabs my arm and bites down really hard if she doesn't get her way.


Remember gang, we can't make fun of asian people... unless they are fat.
 
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