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Asmongold: Eldritch Gamer
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FoxMcChief
Gold Member
Cockroach flavored
there was some bitch which can't remember the name, but a huge streamer I guess, selling cookies for like 5 times the value you get in any store, so parasocial relationships do work like that, he could make even more if he was into promoting overpriced shitWho the fuck would get his appetite up with any food associated with this filthy ass dude?
CentralScrutinizer
Member
I'd live among roaches in exchange for millions a year. Fuck it.
GymWolf
Gold Member
I think she was pokimane or some shit.
At least she was cute so you dont have reflux if you think about her while eating
well, you know what I mean, it probably won't work with food, but some overpriced peripheral "for gamers" or something like that...I think she was pokimane or some shit.
At least she was cute so you dont have reflux if you think about her while eating
If that's true what's this all about?
Madflavor
Member
I stopped watching him awhile ago because of how audience captured and retarded he's become. Nothing about him is sincere, he just goes where the money is.
RJMacready73
Simps for Amouranth
people like Asmon would tend to flip flop, he has no social interactions outside of the internet, he literally is the definition of a basement dweller, granted a fucking loaded on but i see no grift, he doesn't need the money nor does he need to grift anyone, he's simply absorbing what he's seeing online.. you'd be an absolute fucking fool to take anything a "streamer" or "influencer" says seriously
Hero_Select
Member
He's an idiot who articulates his worlds well. He used to actually play games but at some point he's shifted his entire personality to react content.
I used to watch him quite a bit during the Classic WoW stuff and stopped for the same reason as you
The Pleasure
Member
The Pleasure
Member
Articulates his words well? I've seen middle schoolers with who are more well spoken then asmondgold and they flush vapes down the toilet.
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InterMusketeer
Member
You're not seriously quoting a Hasan Piker fan account, right?
BigBeauford
Member
That interview with Caleb just reinforces to me he would be awesome to shoot the shit with. Candor is one of my favorite traits in people.
Never heard of him and don't care it's what's shown that looks dodgy. That and the timing of Asmongold's change of attitude and he seems to keep sucking up to the Trump fanbase.
ChorizoPicozo
Gold Member
So, he is also a Disney princess
InterMusketeer
Member
Hasan is a far left terrorist supporter who happens to hate Asmongold. Take anything related to him with a mountain of salt and run far away.
I have nothing to say about Asmon himself. Don't watch him, and don't care.
proandrad
Member
People's opinions on topics change with time and information. Besides who fuck watches a twitch streamer for news, it's an entertainment show. This whole obsession with this guy and Hasan is fucking weird, they are both entertainers. I watch them both just to hear their wild ass opinions and laugh.
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The Pleasure
Member
Disney doesn't have the budget to animate that many roaches.
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CliffyB's Cock Holster
Oh please, if you believe a word that comes out of comrade dogshocker's mouth you are utterly demented.
Literally everything that comes out of the loathesome nepo-baby's mouth is 100% projection. He is the living embodiment of the machiavellian strategy of "blame your enemies for everything you are guilty of."
Asmongold, I'm no fan of, but compared to Hamas Piker he's a choirboy.
But the massive 180 and the timing in line with Trump's change in attitude towards war is very suss. There's that and Asmon's more recent videos which always seem to be one sided in favour of Trump no matter what. He's called him names in the past but nowadays unless I've missed something he seems more like one of his sycophants.
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CliffyB's Cock Holster
Maybe the IRGC massacring 40,000 of their own people over a couple of weeks this last January firmed up his opinion that Iran is a problem ?
You think he gives a shit? Maybe it was Trump's decision to go to war and staying in alignment with him that caused it a sudden 180 in his view. His videos always seem to be one sided in favour him. I haven't watched all of them but that's the way it seems.
proandrad
Member
He's an entertainer, there is no but, if you aren't entertain turn it off. This psychoanalysis of twitch streamers is weird.
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I brought it up in response to someone saying his views are his own. While I wouldn't take what he says seriously these kind of people have a lot of influence over their fanbase.
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CliffyB's Cock Holster
Lets face it, for most of us its just about "picking a side". You're not being drafted to fight in somebody else's war, so I'm sort of surprised more people don't shift their opinions more often as things develop.
If you want to discuss the merits of the conflict with Iran, there's proper thread for that in off-topic, so no need for me to say more than to simply point out the obvious fact that the Iranian regime has shown itself to be self-evidently evil since the start of the year.
The only mistake here is to really give a shit what Asmon thinks. He's not larping as a "serious political commentator*" like Diddy Piker is!
*Until of course he gets caught shooting his mouth off, spouting Tanky bollocks, then he retreats to "I'm just a streamer, making a joke", because he is in my honest opinion, one of the most vile and despicable high profile people on the internet.
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It's himself flip-flopping as any other streamer who has a very narrow and limited knowledge about a theme or any at all, I can show you clips from that asshole who zapped his poor dog, saying something, then checking his live messages and flip-flopping instantly to not upset their audience the same way
online personalities/actors/singers/authors/directors =/= knowledgeable about everything
Roachmongold is not popular for being smart or the like, he's the epitome of average dude venting his thoughts out loud, he's lucky he can monetize it unlike the rest
MiguelItUp
Member
It's wild how so many people out there think that he makes what he makes and he's still "as real as they come" or something close to that. I honestly don't and wouldn't trust any of these content creators / influencers. Are some blatantly better than others? Sure, seems that way. Are some worse? Sure, seems that way. But everyone has dirty hands, so screw them, lol.
I'll stick to periodically watching LIRIK and AvoidingThePuddle and that's about it. I really don't care to know about these folks opinions on life, politics, finances, etc.
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PlayStaytion
Member
I could tell he's gonna live long and I'm basically doing my thing to live long, I double check that part specifically about any person I suspect cause I don't need to look into specifics to judge a person and I don't want to blame a person doing a one man job like being consistent cause it surely isn't a one man job to be consistent and it has nothing to do with class.
HallowedFeast
Member
Asmongold is just right-wing Hasan.
Both are insufferable.
Both are insufferable.
notseqi
Gold Member
mate made serious bank with GameStop, sitting pretty now... in a tiny flat with the same old furniture, still at his programming job. Doesn't travel, doesn't drive, doesn't drink, doesn't game, doesn't leave the house. Still on dino nuggies, programming after work and shitposting on the chans.
You wouldn't see me ever again with that kind of money, people do be built different.
nkarafo
Member
Must be nice being financially secure and having the freedom to quit whenever you feel like and just enjoy doing whatever you want for the rest of your life.
KanKamAndNob
Gold Member
Even if I agree with most of Asmon's gaming takes, there's no way in fuck I want to see his face on my screen. I have a strong disliking of cockroaches, 2 week old moldy food, gum blood on walls, eating maggots, and stories about dead rats.
With that said, PooPoo Piker is the epitome of "douchebag jock trying to sound smart". Dude literally drives luxury cars, owns an almost 3 million dollar house in Los Angeles, and still fake cries about "da evil capitalism". Motherfucker is what we like to call cosplay commie for a reason. He know his luxurious life is safe which is why he pretends to hate the very system that allows him to stream MSNBC clips, give milquetoast leftist takes, and make fucking thousands off of gullible college kids.
If Asmon wasn't so fucking filthy, he seems way more likeable as a person imo. Piss Pike just seems insufferable no matter what.
Kenpachii
Member
People that think he does it for the money have no clue how much asmongold could actually make if he actually did it for the money. He wouldn't make reacts anymore on twitch but would sit gambling on kick and twitch 24/7 and make like 10x the amount of money he currently does.
He didn't monetize his account for ages, he doesn't ask for anything and constantly reminds people he has endless money there is no point in supporting him.
He basically gives his own opinion about stuff and stays consistently with it even while it changes over time as naturally events happen. I like how he constantly calls out the radical left specially on twitch which is basically a big no go for most streamers because it will impact them financially massively.
Anyway, i do agree that he lives in a bubble tho, he only see's the world through the internet which is mostly the radical part of the society and bases a lot of his opinions around just that.
He didn't monetize his account for ages, he doesn't ask for anything and constantly reminds people he has endless money there is no point in supporting him.
He basically gives his own opinion about stuff and stays consistently with it even while it changes over time as naturally events happen. I like how he constantly calls out the radical left specially on twitch which is basically a big no go for most streamers because it will impact them financially massively.
Anyway, i do agree that he lives in a bubble tho, he only see's the world through the internet which is mostly the radical part of the society and bases a lot of his opinions around just that.
