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Bathroom gaming at work (when you actually need to go). Who does it?

Angry Birds is the shit.
 
Just flagged my 3DS for the first time at work today. Felt good, man.

Lost track of time though. Popped out after 20 minutes. Feel like that was a little bit too long...
 
I finished almost all of Phoenix Wright 2 and 3 on the toilet at work. A truly leg numbing experience.
 
Dyno said:
I go whole hog. I've got a 42" plasma and my PS3 jiggered to a car battery that I've set up on a red wagon. There's even room for soda pop and a bag of chips! I roll it into the toilet stall and let fly! Life's too short and I'm a man with a lot of doodies.

Fixed that for you.
 
Netrunner2k2 said:
There is a dude at work who plays Words with Friends and Angry Birds on his phone while on the crapper...for thirty minutes! EVERY.SINGLE.NIGHT.

How do you know? He's told you...or you've seen him?
 
I play my PSP/DS/Iphone on the crapper, while installing software, and during down time. I pretty much play portable exclusively at work now that I think about it.
 
Horns said:
On that note, I'll never ask to play another friend's handheld again.

Seriously! There are a ton of shit molecules flying around there! It's why you wash your hands when you're done! You people are disrupting the natural order with your misuse of technology!
 
Beat Peggle on my BlackBerry with multiple trips to the john at work.

Tried sneaking in my Kindle a couple of times but always felt awkward.

Also...

I was fired later.

Partially because I spent a lot of time in the toilet.
 
Nothing worse than having to listen to some dude with a low fiber diet work his way through a greasy lunch while playing his DS in the stall.

Now imagine there are 80 QA guys working on your floor 24/7 crunching on a game.

A little something we call "I'm going up to the third floor to use the bathroom".
 
I do this at home. But never at work or in a public restroom. I have phobias about the cleanliness of public restrooms. And of course things get worse whenever some dude uses the stall right next to you. When I do have to go I get in and out as quickly as possible.
 
I never do this. Very occasionally I'll bring my laptop in with me to watch a Angry Video Game Nerd video or something, but I never game on the toilet. What I always do though is read new game manuals in there.
 
An Owl With Knees said:
How long does it take you fine gentlemen to poop?

In and out, no time for gaming.

Yeah, I just... poop. I also only ever poop at home or in the dorm. I never poop outside of my residence.

Actually, I read the Sims: Medieval manual on the toilet on day one. It's... casual.
 
It's a man's God given right to do the things that he enjoys doing while sitting on a toilet.

Why do you think it's called "the throne"?
 
My friend used to do this pretty often. Then he got fired.

Well that's mostly because he always takes like 40 minutes to take a dump, whether playing a game or not. And he has said he needs to remove all his clothes when he does it for some reason. Then he just sits there, taking his sweet ass time, playing some game while taking a dump, completely naked. I dunno, I would've fired him too.
 
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