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Bayonetta announced for Smash Wii U/3DS

looks like they've toned down her nakedness considerably; she's just showing a bit of leg and arm during her special attacks
 
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NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

This post is amazing.
 
Oh god when Bayonetta says in the trailer "If you like to talk to a lady, ask your mom", it was when Bowser Jr. was on-screen.

These fucking details man.
 
Honestly don't know how to feel about this. Don't get me wrong I loved Bayonetta 1 and especially 2. They are some of my favorite games of all time. It's just been a wild roller coaster of emotions since the trailer started.

Me when Sakurai announces this is the last fighter: finger's crossed, come on K Rool
Me when I see Pit: well its not K Rool
Me a couple seconds later: Wait it might be Hades, that could be really cool
Me right before Bayonetta is revealed: Wait is that voice Medusa, I don't like Medusa but she could have a cool playstyle
Me when Bayonetta is revealed: WHAT?? Well I guess that makes sense. I can believe she won the ballot
Me as the trailer progresses: She has some pretty cool moves
Me as the trailer shows the Clock Tower stage: That's a really cool stage, probably will end up as one of my favorites
Me when the trailer finishes: that was pretty cool
Me now: I'm ok with this. Not a megaton or anything for me, but its cool

As a side note that light/dark Bayonetta poster is one of my favorites but its a real indicator of the lack of villains in Smash (RIP King K Rool, Wolf, Ridley, Hades, Eggman, Ghirahim, Masked Man, and Black Shadow at least until Smash 4 NX Version) I mean really Charizard, ROB, Villager, Lucina, Game and Watch, and Little Mac don't make any sense on the dark side. The only three that do make sense are Bowser, Ganondorf, and Meta Knight (although he's more of a anti-hero).
 
NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

fuck bayonetta but this post is alright
 
NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS
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Anarchy Reigns, I'm guessing. (bit of a stretch to call it a fighting game though, IMO)

Yeah I was talking about Anarchy reigns. And if Dissidia counts then why not Anarchy? Sure it very different and might not be so deep as most but it's technically a fighting game. Also Cloud was in that Ehrgeiz game so.
Edit: Oh and Snake was in that Dream Mix Tv game before Brawl.
 

You earned it

NEOXON OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS COME OUT AND GET YOUR FUCKING LASHINGS BECAUSE I TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT SHE COULD BE IN THE GAME AND NOW I BET YOU LOOK REAL DUMB HUH, I TOLD YOU THE QUEEN COULD BE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS AND STILL SERVE AS HERSELF BUT YOU SAID NO SHE WOULDNT BE THE SAME BUT SHES HERE SHES REAL SHES NUMBER 1 WORLDWIDE I TOLD YOUR ASS OOOOOOH YOU LOOK DUMB AS HELL RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT IF I HAVE TO CATCH A BAN GIVE IT TO ME BUT I WAS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCK THE NAYSAYERS WE PERSEVERED WE KEPT HOPE ALIVE AND SHES HERE BITVHESSSSS

lol, you too
 
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