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Bethesda's "Mature" Wii Game Is Wheelspin

JDSN said:
This board sure loves talking about bad Wii games, meanwhile the Muramasa thread probably has like 5 views.

its the only way they can secretly troll the Wii.

The CoD thread got past 10 pages. The Red Steel thread struggled for 2. (100pp)
 
JDSN said:
This board sure loves talking about bad Wii games, meanwhile the Muramasa thread probably has like 5 views.
I definitely believe Wii games looking like shit is due to the fact that the developers just don't try.

There ARE good looking Wii games. Like your avatar (NMH), Muramasa, Mad World (in its own right), Mario Galaxy, and of course Brawl.

I know it's capable of Gamecube graphics with some shiny added, but the mindset of most of the devs and publishers seems to be that "If we make it, they will buy it..."

The Wii's strength could be its stylized graphics if more devs would attempt that instead of trying to port a serious game (like Modern Warfare).
 
I was so interested in Bethesda. What a heart break. This game and those terrible COD 4 Wii screens really are a heartbreak.
 
this is serious?

WOW.

The Wii's strength could be its stylized graphics if more devs would attempt that instead of trying to port a serious game (like Modern Warfare).

effort is the word you are looking for.
if activision care as much about MW on wii as HVS cared about the conduit the game would look extremely solid.
 
i clicked on this with some hope of some thing to look forward to

:lol

mature racing game

:lol :lol

quick look at pics

:lol :lol :lol

its almost like bethesda is trolling wii owners
 
Strike said:
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amtentori said:
effort is the word you are looking for.
if activision care as much about MW on wii as HVS cared about the conduit the game would look extremely solid.

Conduit's gameplay is solid, but the graphics were passable to decent. They put effort into that game, and it's apparent, but that art style really can't be realized on the Wii. I can see a Windwaker being a benchmark the Wii really needs to be striving for.
 
KirmiziBeyaz said:
its the only way they can secretly troll the Wii.

The CoD thread got past 10 pages. The Red Steel thread struggled for 2. (100pp)
I hope my sarcasm sensor is broken, because this is quite ridiculous.
 
Metal Gear?! said:
The graphics make more sense when you see that it has 60 fps 4-player splitscreen and 30 fps 8-player splitscreen

Doesn't really matter when your eyes are bleeding from these mindnumbingly bad excuse for what passes as "graphics"
 
Combichristoffersen said:
It's that bad? :lol

Pretty bad.

Dev need to hang their heads in shame.

We need a GAF tribunal; headed by Amir0X and staffed by some of the other mods, Anihawk could be a special prosecutor. Drinky could be that mad judge who makes blithering, rambling judgements and only half pays attention to the proceedings.

Treyarch and Bethesda will be put on trial for crimes against gaming.
 
Unicorn said:
Conduit's gameplay is solid, but the graphics were passable to decent. They put effort into that game, and it's apparent, but that art style really can't be realized on the Wii. I can see a Windwaker being a benchmark the Wii really needs to be striving for.

what? give me an effing break

realistic wii games wont look as good as games on more powerful consoles, but realistic art styles have been realized on consoles even inferior to the wii.
gritty war games will and should have realistic artstyles.

lets not pretend HD consoles or even the PC are photorealistic here. sure, standards change, but certain styles dont ever become unrealizable on inferior systems. MGS3 still looks good on PS2. half life 2 still looks good. splinter cell still looks good.
 
Lyphen said:
That jet thruster fizzling out is definitely pushing the Wii hardware.

http://www.detn8games.com/Games_SZ_Trailer.html :lol I love their website and this terrible trailer. Click on links for great horn noises!

The best thing is the text:
Note that the game runs at 60fps and 480p. Its speed and graphic quality cannot be shown adequately due to file compression. A high quality Speed Zone trailer can be viewed on YouTube. Be sure to click the "HQ" button before playing the YouTube version.

:lol :lol :lol


It reminds me of Pod, but in terrible.
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Eurogamer's hands on preview is up click.

Doesn't really sound that bad. Not something I was expecting Bethesda to publish but I admit the game sounds kinda cool. Eight player splitscreen could be nice :)
 
Katana_Strikes said:
Ha ha ha ha ha, spin it!
Oh uh oh oh oh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh oh uh
Let's begin it!
Oh uh oh oh oh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh oh uh
Bear and grin it!
Oh uh oh oh oh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh oh uh
Spin it!
Oh uh oh oh oh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh oh uh

Oh ee aye, wheel spin, oh ee oh, wheel spin
Friends for life through thick and thin with another wheel spin
Oh ee aye, wheel spin, oh ee oh, wheel spin
All the trouble we get in with another wheel spin, spin it!
Oh uh oh oh oh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh oh uh

Spin my friend!
Oh uh oh oh oh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh oh uh
Oh ee aye, oh ee aye, oh ee oh, oh ee oh
Oh ee aye, oh ee aye, oh ee oh, oh ee oh
Oh uh, oh uh, oh

Spin it, let's begin it, bear and grin it when you're in it
You can win it in a minute when you spin it, spin it, spin it!
Wheelspin it, wheel spin!


Someone is ripping off TaleSpin xD
 
saw the videos. while it llooks like it could be fun, it still looks like garbage shovelware.
the animation is awful, the effects are awful, the geometry, the textures, the visuals in general are trash. no other way to put.

and i seriously doubt this will be a solid effort even with the crappy visuals. i doubt this will have good online gameplay and plenty of multiplayer options to try to compensate for the shortcomings in the graphics department.
 
amtentori said:
saw the videos. while it llooks like it could be fun, it still looks like garbage shovelware.
the animation is awful, the effects are awful, the geometry, the textures, the visuals in general are trash. no other way to put.

and i seriously doubt this will be a solid effort even with the crappy visuals. i doubt this will have good online gameplay and plenty of multiplayer options to try to compensate for the shortcomings in the graphics department.

Say what you say but 8 player splitscreen is going to be awesome.
 
I actually think he was talking about development on the system (as in harnessing it properly and doing games that really make use of everything) rather than target audience, and I honestly think this game could be kinda fun. No, this isn't a joke post.




























...But holy heeeell does it need a lot of work. I'm happy they're targeting 480p/60fps on this; I honestly think that all Wii devs should -- blow out everything the system has in the way some devs did with the GameCube. The comparisons to GX are so very, very apt, GripShift too. Slather the thing in neat textures and solid lighting, blow out the level design and really play with the level design to get it, I dunno, to Extreme-G levels at least.

So, uh, make everything better? Archer Maclean isn't a hack; he knows how to make games fun, but if this isn't an alpha WIP version of things, people will laugh this game to grave.
 
I'm disappointed this was the game as I was kind of hoping for an RPG type affair (though I don't know why, as I dislike Bethesda games).

But on the subject of the graphics, which is all this thread is about, I'll happily take shitty graphics if it gives me splitscreen. Fuck this generation.
 
CiSTM said:
I think it is out in some regions and goes by the name SpeedZone. It could be that the euro release gets some extra stuff.

Cool, we are so lucky to get extra content! Day 1, for sure.
 
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